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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could be worse"
Bit more selling needed perhaps?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody opinionated little bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Treat with zero respect  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Boring but has boobs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She is nice but a bit loud like and that laugh is very much a cackle |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting "
Boring but has decent boobs  |
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "
Genuine person but other person failed to show or make contact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snarky cunt. 2/10."
Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "
Meet him at coffee shop good personality not good looking by any means likes a laugh and some fun no gorgeous body
Would I meet again probably
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs "
 where did I go wrong?! |
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Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.
Still sat here speechless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx |
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"Snarky cunt. 2/10.
Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!! "
Alright alright.
Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with. |
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Cunt cunt cunty cunt but don't pass him by ladies one in a million, he's what makes fab great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.
Still sat here speechless."
Top notch meet by the sound of it |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
Damm this is hard one…..
probably something along the lines of quite shy at first but after a while opened up to then have a great laugh and got involved with the group. We ticked all our boxes for the night.
God i suck at writing these |
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She's alright looks better in the photos, he's funny and has an amazing cock.
Mrs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?! "
That is totally selling myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting "
OK. An irreverent soul who goes like the privy door when the plagues in town....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snarky cunt. 2/10.
Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!
Alright alright.
Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with."
Speechless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cunt cunt cunty cunt but don't pass him by ladies one in a million, he's what makes fab great "
Cunty cunts make Fab great? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!"
I thought your edit was worthy of the Pulitzer Prize myself  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "
An enigma wrapped in a unique shell… a perfect combination of apathy and sarcasm….
I am not selling myself here … am I!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!"
Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!"
Fibber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So there I was waiting patiently for the beautiful Raven, rocks up half an hour late looking like she's spent less than 30seconds in front of the mirror. But I'd travelled a fair bit so I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.
First mistake.
Voice that grates on you and never shuts up unless she's downing rum. It was while she sat there gobbling off yet again that I took in her frizzy wild hair, the beginnings of a rather fine moustache and uneven eyebrows.
She must of took my look of disgust as lust and invited me to the hotel room.
Second mistake.
My cock still bears the imprints of her gnashers and I'm currently awaiting therapy.
Would meet again.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself?
An enigma wrapped in a unique shell… a perfect combination of apathy and sarcasm….
I am not selling myself here … am I!!! "
Just apathy - the rest is great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laughs a lot, with me or at me I can't quite tell. She's no supermodel but looks younger than she should and doesn't look like she's had any kids either. For someone who doesn't have any specialist subjects she's manages conversation for bloody hours. Only drinks half a cup of tea even if you only give her half a cup. Doesn't drink alcohol but I'd like to get her d*unk and see what happens.
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"Snarky cunt. 2/10.
Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!
Alright alright.
Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with.
Speechless"
Yes. That is the only time I'm tolerable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damm this is hard one…..
probably something along the lines of quite shy at first but after a while opened up to then have a great laugh and got involved with the group. We ticked all our boxes for the night.
God i suck at writing these "
It doesn't suck at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting "
OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)
Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.
(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part) |
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"Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.
Still sat here speechless.
Top notch meet by the sound of it "
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I think I enjoyed it. She certainly seemed to. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!
Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent "
See! Sold! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)
Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.
(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)"
Professor Umbrage? |
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By *kjay86Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Enjoys a good conversation about anything and everything, had a drink waiting too. Non pushy, no judgemental and intrigued about everyone's stories & experiences within this lifestyle. Great kisser and will squeeze a bum as he does too. Doesn't have any bad fab meet stories to tell but will enjoy listening to yours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)
Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.
(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)
Professor Umbrage? "
Professor Umbrage was on a spelling course that day, so his glamorous but somewhat dyslexic assistant had taken his place.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!
Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent
See! Sold! "
And it's buy one get one free I see.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)
Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.
(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)
Professor Umbrage?
Professor Umbrage was on a spelling course that day, so his glamorous but somewhat dyslexic assistant had taken his place.
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Impossible to shut up. Puts out. Treat her with respect. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Wanky voiced. Waffles. Wouldn't.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting
Boring but has decent boobs
where did I go wrong?!
That is totally selling myself!
Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent
See! Sold!
And it's buy one get one free I see.. "
You're very observant |
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Noisey, very noisey. And vicious with the double ender...  |
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Mad as a box of frogs! Never stops chatting! But likable! X |
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Much better on paper than in person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only way you will get her to shut up is to stick your cock down her throat.. |
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He turned up carrying the fetid aroma of stale piss before things went from bad to bloody well terrible when he subsequently opened up his mouth and muttered something incoherent with breath that smelt as though he’d just dined on shit.
….Treat him with respect ladies  |
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"Much better on paper than in person."
Yes but, but...thiiiighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "
Spiffingly chipper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gorgeous smile, sexy body and an arse I'd love to split in half, his missus was alright too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better on paper than in person.
Yes but, but...thiiiighs "
Thighs like a New Zealand All Black prop forward - crush the life out of you (but you would probably go happy) |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
For someone who gives off an air of being a right filthbag on the forum, she is surprisingly quiet in person. However, the saying “it’s the quiet ones you have to watch” is indeed very true!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats shoots and leaves |
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Caught him wiping his nob on my curtains, she redesigned my kitchen and now I can’t find my egg cups.
Charmed I’m sure. |
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"Eats shoots and leaves "
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eats shoots and leaves
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda "
Ooh next username idea! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
I'm the bees kneez of geezers i just emulate sex appeal like its going out of fashion, don't ever let this man down he knows what he's doing, omg does he know what he's doing, his penis is to die for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perfect manners. Never talked with her mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forget it he's been around the block ...lol |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Omg what a social this gentleman turns up... A gentleman never reveals too much but left me gagging for more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turns up looks good smells nice & very polite.. |
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"Eats shoots and leaves
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda
Ooh next username idea!"
Will you be watching the coronation chicken? |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
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"I am more than happy to give this fantastic, authentic and super-sexy submissive CD a veri, as I know that most of the greedy, miserable doms on here choose not to do it. Even when one is given to them!! Hopefully Matilda (_ersiantug) will get less of the stupid "where are all your veris then you prick?" messages now. He/She really is a fantastic time. Don't miss!" |
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Took one look, and walked out.. psycho |
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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago
Doncaster South Yorkshire |
Silent yet violent with his tongue, fingers and cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eats shoots and leaves
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda
Ooh next username idea!
Will you be watching the coronation chicken?"
Might watch it before I eat it |
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"Eats shoots and leaves
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda
Ooh next username idea!
Will you be watching the coronation chicken?
Might watch it before I eat it "
Pesto cheese pasta |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Believe her self ratings |
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"Took one look, and walked out.. psycho"
Maybe |
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Fiddlesticks, came round our house, he brought flowers for mrs fuckmehardupthewrongun and a KFC bargain bucket for mr.
A true gent who ensured that he’d fucked us both in less than 5 minutes as he was worried about his Nan who he’d left sat in the car outside. |
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He talks a lot, but it’s clearly just nerves. When I took my top off and shoved my tit in his mouth things moved along nicely towards a very mutually satisfying experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's an let down in bed. Keep moving don't waste your time on him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Facking angel, innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eats shoots and leaves
She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda
Ooh next username idea!
Will you be watching the coronation chicken?
Might watch it before I eat it
Pesto cheese pasta "
Went with tuna pasta bake in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Facking angel, innit"
Specialist dogwood skills too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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HE IS dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Facking angel, innit
Specialist dogwood skills too... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She IS adorable. But she’s also a traumatised socially anxious mess who’s against being touched.
Treat her with respect and she’ll still hold the other way like a scared feral cat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She was late but lovely. Clumsy but funny and there are worse ways to spend a few hours. |
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Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.
Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.
Halfway round I realised he had me aroused to such an extent I was dribbling down my legs. Either it was watching him pet the beavers or winking at me as we passed the elephant enclosure, but I pulled him into the tropical house for a passionate embrace.
I won’t go into details, but it’s fitting we ended up sharing time with a python. This wonderful man ruined me and has ruined me for all others. Literally the best date ever - I now walk the streets in a state of permanent dazed euphoria. The only way to complete my life now is share him with two women. Ladies - please get in touch, you won’t regret it! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.
Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.
Halfway round I realised he had me aroused to such an extent I was dribbling down my legs. Either it was watching him pet the beavers or winking at me as we passed the elephant enclosure, but I pulled him into the tropical house for a passionate embrace.
I won’t go into details, but it’s fitting we ended up sharing time with a python. This wonderful man ruined me and has ruined me for all others. Literally the best date ever - I now walk the streets in a state of permanent dazed euphoria. The only way to complete my life now is share him with two women. Ladies - please get in touch, you won’t regret it! "
You were meant to write your own. Not copy and paste what I wrote you. Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself?
Spiffingly chipper "
Jolly good show, what! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He turned up carrying the fetid aroma of stale piss before things went from bad to bloody well terrible when he subsequently opened up his mouth and muttered something incoherent with breath that smelt as though he’d just dined on shit.
….Treat him with respect ladies "
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"Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.
Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.
Halfway round I realised he had me aroused to such an extent I was dribbling down my legs. Either it was watching him pet the beavers or winking at me as we passed the elephant enclosure, but I pulled him into the tropical house for a passionate embrace.
I won’t go into details, but it’s fitting we ended up sharing time with a python. This wonderful man ruined me and has ruined me for all others. Literally the best date ever - I now walk the streets in a state of permanent dazed euphoria. The only way to complete my life now is share him with two women. Ladies - please get in touch, you won’t regret it!
You were meant to write your own. Not copy and paste what I wrote you. Ffs "
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Read through her profile folks, she ain’t lying.
I wish I have. |
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I was expecting a Dyson™ but he 'sux' like an Electrolux™. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was expecting a Dyson™ but he 'sux' like an Electrolux™."
You can say that about me one day, Nero |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks ok
Talks a lot of shit
Would probably do again. |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "
short fat and funny!
bit dodgy but ok if you like that kind of thing! |
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There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect. |
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Don't bother if you like beards, though hers isn't bad. Beware the hairy growler. It bites. |
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Wouldn’t stop smiling. I don’t trust people who smile all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect. "
Hmm. All I see is a gorgeous woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't bother if you like beards, though hers isn't bad. Beware the hairy growler. It bites. "
I feel like the hairy growler will live on for some time! |
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"There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect. "
“That’s no moon …” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She’s a wobbly bollock, great tits, laugh more like a cackle, but she’ll ride you like seabiscuit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mad as hatter
Has Manners
Eg don’t pick my nose at dinner table
Wipes cock on curtains on way out
My inbox be full soon |
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"Hmm. All I see is a gorgeous woman. "
See, that photoshop stuff works!
"“That’s no moon …”"
Correction to veri: There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she looks like a space station. It was just a social so not sure if she's fully operational. But treat her with respect just in case.
Thanks Mr RTG. |
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If you're after an slightly awkward, out of shape guy with a beard and hairy chest, he's your man. |
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over a year ago
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Cheeky, charming the size of his dick was alarming haha |
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Fucking amazing, but he'll tell you that himself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeky, charming the size of his dick was alarming haha "
First rhyming veri! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could take on Sydney University |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a nut case , massive heart , petite lover
When I grow up I wanna be like him
Ladies don’t miss out
Up for grabs |
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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago
bellingham |
Hairy and scary and thick as shit |
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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago
bellingham |
Sorry my mistake thick as a stick |
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Taller than I thought she’d be. |
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This one's a wanker, avoid. Would rather he was a time waster than the waste of space he is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself. "
There is a positive thread, but I find that much harder (so did not post), though I could be positive about quite a few people on here. |
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Well at least one of us left satisfied ,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.
There is a positive thread, but I find that much harder (so did not post), though I could be positive about quite a few people on here."
I find it harder too but pushed myself to post - it's a good thing to find the positive. |
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Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh "
It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate! |
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"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh
It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate! "
I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh
It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!
I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning "
You should add it to your profile |
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"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh
It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!
I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning
You should add it to your profile "
Nah I can't show the real me from the get go now can I. |
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"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself. "
I found it really difficult. Great idea for a thread though. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Came round to this guy's place only for the strong smell of plastic cement and primer to greet me at the door. More paint on his fingers than a b&q paint mixer and didn't have any Yorkshire teabags. C- |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dressed alright, shit sense of humour, average in the sack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We just spent the entire time playing Rocket League and watching Star Wars. Great cuddles though! |
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This guy was an absolute clown, I wanted to ride him but he would not shut up about Star Wars
Handsome though |
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A knowledgeable and tender lover who pressed all of my buttons and left me in a haze of post orgasmic ecstasy… didn’t turn up so I shagged this walking bag of Laundry instead!! Now going to walk through a car wash to get clean!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned up 20 mins late and fell through the door, showed me her tits and rubbed my thigh. Was a bit handsy and full on for a social in a church cafe. Nice smile and tits, would see again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bang average couple that do average things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They were ten minutes late but luckily so was I so it didn’t matter.
Then had a couple of quiet drinks before sharing a cab home and managed to get a cheeky hand job before bed.
Will probably meet again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.
I found it really difficult. Great idea for a thread though. "
Thank you! If I do it again I'd definitely say "positive". It's all too easy to be negative about ourselves sadly. |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
From the land of haribos. |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
From the land of haribos. |
I met shag at my home in the evening and wow, what a servicing I got, he pushed all the right buttons and what physique he have. I couldnt get my eyes of his 6pack, take good care of him ladies |
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‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrived 4 minutes late and suggested we start a cult. Left in what I’m sure was a police car (taxis don’t have flashing lights). What we did in between will ruin my mental peace for months. |
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"‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’"
*’in the top one’
Mucked that up didn’t I! |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"This guy was an absolute clown, I wanted to ride him but he would not shut up about Star Wars
Handsome though "
Sounds great |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"We just spent the entire time playing Rocket League and watching Star Wars. Great cuddles though!"
A+ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A meet with ourselves...
Everything was going fine when we met, had drinks similar interests and definite connection between both couples... Trouble started when both Mrs suggested food before heading back to the hotel.
20 minutes later 2 police cars an ambulance and the fire brigade called over a massive catfight over who got the last chicken nugget.
Both Misters were still deciding what they wanted to eat.
Not terrible, Not great.
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Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes |
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Disclaimer: Young Ones reference, I haven't totally lost the plot... yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’
*’in the top one’
Mucked that up didn’t I!"
We knew what ya meant! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Arrived 4 minutes late and suggested we start a cult. Left in what I’m sure was a police car (taxis don’t have flashing lights). What we did in between will ruin my mental peace for months. "
That will get them queuing up for sure! |
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes"
"That'll never work, only 9 words"  |
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over a year ago
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes
"That'll never work, only 9 words" "
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All my veri’s are from my fake profile anyway |
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes
"That'll never work, only 9 words" "
Oh right
Cornflakes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All my veri’s are from my fake profile anyway "
So write a veri for fake Rex. Obvs. |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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Pair of opinionated twats, but genuine, a good laugh, great arses, next level kink and jheeeeez she can suck a mean dick! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Chats shite but things improved when I put a stop to that with my cock. Little old lady on steroids. She left me mere husk of the man I was when I arrived. |
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Absolutely gorgeous lady mr is average but very naughty |
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes
"That'll never work, only 9 words"
Oh right
Cornflakes"
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes
"That'll never work, only 9 words"
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Both are from a classic Young Ones episode. |
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"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes
"That'll never work, only 9 words"
Both are from a classic Young Ones episode."
At least you get it, was half expecting an armed squadron to smash down my door equipped with straitjacket for a minute there haha |
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Fat twat. Smells nice though and is a gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His cream is ‘fat free’. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks to everyone who has shared a veri!  |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
Where has this one been hiding, well worth the wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Known this guy for years. Funny and intelligent. Treat him with respect ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who will have the last word? |
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Lounges in hot tub. Sucks nipples well |
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