Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.
They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?
Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.
Fuck it I am staying single. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.
They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?
Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.
Fuck it I am staying single."
I'll prove it's not all bad sharing a shower if you like  |
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"Ummm.
J
You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie 
I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something 
B
B you'll get me all a fluster 
You're not doing as the OP told you!!"
Well I'm not arguing with him...
If you are all hot and bothered come sit on me, I'll cool you down.
No wait... |
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You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion). |
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"I think they get a real power head on here , when they have a partner.
Don't argue with me! I've been there. Just calm it I think . "
You need a hug Op....a nice calm hug....I'm talking one of those long lasting hug everything away hugs |
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"You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion)."
What about green eggs and gammon? |
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"You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion).
What about green eggs and gammon?"
You mean green eggs and ham? |
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"Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.
They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?
Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.
Fuck it I am staying single.
I'll prove it's not all bad sharing a shower if you like "
Who could refuse an invitation like that.  |
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner  "
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this... |
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this..."
Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...
Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.
B"
Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply. |
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...
Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.
B
Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply. "
what dirty pigeons?! |
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...
Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.
B
Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply.
what dirty pigeons?!"
PARKLIFE! |
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"What's a power head?
I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.
Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner
One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...
Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.
B
Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply.
what dirty pigeons?!
PARKLIFE!"
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"You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion).
What about green eggs and gammon?
You mean green eggs and ham?"
Maybe green walls and gammon |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J"
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J"
It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful "
He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right! |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful "
I'll help him 
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful
He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right! "
I'll chew his ear and see what can be done  |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now "
Wait till you see his power head!
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now
Wait till you see his power head!
J"
Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?! |
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over a year ago
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now
Wait till you see his power head!
J"
Inbox me with it babe |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now
Wait till you see his power head!
J
Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?! "
Was that you peeping over our fence this morning?
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
He made me giggle and blush.
So I'll forgive him anything right now
Wait till you see his power head!
J
Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?!
Was that you peeping over our fence this morning?
B"
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J"
And he used the word "dustman" like he's some kind of inspector Dibble |
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"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.
J
It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful
He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right!
I'll chew his ear and see what can be done "
Dancing cocks are the only thing keeping me going in life  |
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"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power
Have you tried plugging it in?"
I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me  that's why I need a girlfriend |
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"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power
Have you tried plugging it in?
I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me that's why I need a girlfriend "
You need a girlfriend? Fella, you need a new wife for when I'm too busy reading or sleeping.
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"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power
Have you tried plugging it in?
I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me that's why I need a girlfriend
You need a girlfriend? Fella, you need a new wife for when I'm too busy reading or sleeping.
F"
Ergh, you've just called me fella you're disgusting  |
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