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Good sirs; What manner of noise do you make when you ejaculate?
Are you an, ‘Eurgh!!’ type of dude or else do you prefer to indulge in a joyous spot of blasphemy? (‘Oh God!’, ‘Jesus!’, ‘Saint’s preserve us!!!’ Etc)
Perhaps you like to throw in some vulgar expletives as is the ostensible predilection of most male porn stars; ‘Oh shit! Fuck!!! FUCKING HELL!!!’ for instance.
Alternatively, maybe you’re more the strong silent type and make no utterances whatsoever…?
Please do reveal all 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or...do you produce a sound not unlike the Chewbacca growl?
If so please get in touch.
I make a sound like a happy Ewok if that’s any good? "
Too cute, sorry. |
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"I'm just here to add to my hotlist, don't mind me OP."
 That’s quite alright lovely; I’m actually here by the Vatican’s command and am specifically ordained to pounce on any chap who admits to speaking in tongues during orgasm (whereupon I shall hasten to exorcise him)  |
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"I’m quite vocal throughout and at the end. It tends to be more of an animalistic growl. That how it’s been described to me   "
Does the said growl sound anything like an angered Wookie? If so, Raven above is looking for you |
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"I’m quite vocal throughout and at the end. It tends to be more of an animalistic growl. That how it’s been described to me
Does the said growl sound anything like an angered Wookie? If so, Raven above is looking for you "
Ha I’ve not had that description just yet but who knows! I’ve kind of lost any self awareness at that point! |
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"Im a cross bewteen a "can i get a HyiAaaa, And a Celt war cry with a little bit of escaping balloon noise at the very end,,
Or so im told, 
Like a sort of ‘Pttffff…’ at the end? "
a wet Ptttttf mostly,, but depending on the amounts of reloads could be like a Pfffttttt in sand box as the sun starts to rise,,
Sure you know yourself, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I apologise profusely and offer to go and get a flannel to tidy up.
Sometime I cry uncontrollably and ask if they could please stop and I promise I won't do it again, pleading to be released so that I can have my supper, even if it is only a stale crust. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"Or...do you produce a sound not unlike the Chewbacca growl?
If so please get in touch.
I make a sound like a happy Ewok if that’s any good?
Yub yub?
I even do the happy Ewok dance afterwards to  "
This makes me want to electrocute bears. |
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"Good sirs; What manner of noise do you make when you ejaculate?
Are you an, ‘Eurgh!!’ type of dude or else do you prefer to indulge in a joyous spot of blasphemy? (‘Oh God!’, ‘Jesus!’, ‘Saint’s preserve us!!!’ Etc)
Perhaps you like to throw in some vulgar expletives as is the ostensible predilection of most male porn stars; ‘Oh shit! Fuck!!! FUCKING HELL!!!’ for instance.
Alternatively, maybe you’re more the strong silent type and make no utterances whatsoever…?
Please do reveal all
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No
Practice Makes perfect
Volunteers please  |
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"Good sirs; What manner of noise do you make when you ejaculate?
Are you an, ‘Eurgh!!’ type of dude or else do you prefer to indulge in a joyous spot of blasphemy? (‘Oh God!’, ‘Jesus!’, ‘Saint’s preserve us!!!’ Etc)
Perhaps you like to throw in some vulgar expletives as is the ostensible predilection of most male porn stars; ‘Oh shit! Fuck!!! FUCKING HELL!!!’ for instance.
Alternatively, maybe you’re more the strong silent type and make no utterances whatsoever…?
Please do reveal all
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It’s a ‘you’d have to be there’ type thing as I’m not quite sure myself. Could be a grunt, could be yas. |
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"I tend to whistle "Rule Britannia". However, if she's of a certain age then "Land of Hope & Glory" usually extends the climax.
Do you do requests?"
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Only for octogenarians. You've got a few years yet.   |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to add to my hotlist, don't mind me OP.
That’s quite alright lovely; I’m actually here by the Vatican’s command and am specifically ordained to pounce on any chap who admits to speaking in tongues during orgasm (whereupon I shall hasten to exorcise him) "
Aww you called me lovely! 
I kind of like it when it sounds like the man is part lupin - there's that primal growl that seems to come from their very soul and not only does it feel like they're filling you with their life essence, it sounds like it too. |
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"What about you op? "
I’m a kind of, ‘Eurrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!’ guy
Funnily enough, I make exactly the same sound both when exercising with high intensity and whilst straining on the loo.
Ahhhh…..too much info…?  |
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"What about you op?
I’m a kind of, ‘Eurrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!’ guy
Funnily enough, I make exactly the same sound both when exercising with high intensity and whilst straining on the loo.
Ahhhh…..too much info…? "
. Maybe a little |
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I’m otherwise a gentle soul. But when I fire my potent dose of reproductive goo, i roar like a thousand angry bears and lift the woman over my head in lustful exultation.
Didn’t go down well at my last gangbang. |
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"Good sirs; What manner of noise do you make when you ejaculate?
Are you an, ‘Eurgh!!’ type of dude or else do you prefer to indulge in a joyous spot of blasphemy? (‘Oh God!’, ‘Jesus!’, ‘Saint’s preserve us!!!’ Etc)
Perhaps you like to throw in some vulgar expletives as is the ostensible predilection of most male porn stars; ‘Oh shit! Fuck!!! FUCKING HELL!!!’ for instance.
Alternatively, maybe you’re more the strong silent type and make no utterances whatsoever…?
Please do reveal all
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I've asked Mr KC to trial "oh Saint's preserve us" next time. I feel this is a worthy scientific endeavour |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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I kind of like it when it sounds like the man is part lupin - there's that primal growl that seems to come from their very soul and not only does it feel like they're filling you with their life essence, it sounds like it too."
Did you mean LUPIN?
Im no horticulturalist but Im pretty certain that domestic flowers don’t make any appreciable sound even in the throes of extacy, even if they can manage it. |
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I kind of like it when it sounds like the man is part lupin - there's that primal growl that seems to come from their very soul and not only does it feel like they're filling you with their life essence, it sounds like it too.
Did you mean LUPIN?
Im no horticulturalist but Im pretty certain that domestic flowers don’t make any appreciable sound even in the throes of extacy, even if they can manage it. "
Lupine - of wolves |
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"I’m otherwise a gentle soul. But when I fire my potent dose of reproductive goo, i roar like a thousand angry bears and lift the woman over my head in lustful exultation.
Didn’t go down well at my last gangbang."
I would love this |
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I am usually a little distracted so have no idea, however, I once came and expelled (along with the obvious) "Shine a light !!"
I have no idea where it came from as I had never,ever used the phrase before, nor subsequently.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I am usually a little distracted so have no idea, however, I once came and expelled (along with the obvious) "Shine a light !!"
I have no idea where it came from as I had never,ever used the phrase before, nor subsequently.
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Did they respond with “by Jove! Where would you like it shone?” |
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"I’m otherwise a gentle soul. But when I fire my potent dose of reproductive goo, i roar like a thousand angry bears and lift the woman over my head in lustful exultation.
Didn’t go down well at my last gangbang.
I would love this"
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"Or...do you produce a sound not unlike the Chewbacca growl?
If so please get in touch.
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I have a full on primal growl
And a sub moan.
I reckon if you are good enough you could probably get a Chewy out of me. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm feeling a little ashamed to admit this thread has me somewhat turned on
Oh, it made me laugh so much that someone came to check on my welfare "
See... now I know I'm weird |
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"I'm feeling a little ashamed to admit this thread has me somewhat turned on
Oh, it made me laugh so much that someone came to check on my welfare
See... now I know I'm weird "
But weird in a sexy way |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm feeling a little ashamed to admit this thread has me somewhat turned on
Oh, it made me laugh so much that someone came to check on my welfare
See... now I know I'm weird
But weird in a sexy way "
Oh you. Was your description that sent me over the edge  |
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"I'm feeling a little ashamed to admit this thread has me somewhat turned on
Oh, it made me laugh so much that someone came to check on my welfare
See... now I know I'm weird "
I've told you posh you're not weird,you just say what other's won't..it's not me I'm not other's. Not a bit ashamed to admit it's done the same to me
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"I am usually a little distracted so have no idea, however, I once came and expelled (along with the obvious) "Shine a light !!"
I have no idea where it came from as I had never,ever used the phrase before, nor subsequently.
Did they respond with “by Jove! Where would you like it shone?” "
I wish. I got the "WTF was that?"
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"I'm feeling a little ashamed to admit this thread has me somewhat turned on
Oh, it made me laugh so much that someone came to check on my welfare
See... now I know I'm weird
I've told you posh you're not weird,you just say what other's won't..it's not me I'm not other's. Not a bit ashamed to admit it's done the same to me
Em x"
Oh, I'm definitely weird, Posh knows that. But the options given in the OP, plus Ewoks and the rest really did make me laugh to the point my welfare was checked |
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