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If I shaved my beard off
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If you sign all the appropriate risk assessment paperwork first
I don't sign anything without it being proof read  "
Then no. I'm sorry. No face sitting for you.
You can relax now |
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"If you sign all the appropriate risk assessment paperwork first
I don't sign anything without it being proof read
Then no. I'm sorry. No face sitting for you.
You can relax now"
Never trust someone that wants you to sign without reading  |
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"Cmon let the women see your handsome face 
I did have a photo without it and got told I look like max from The wanted really well hes definitely a handsome guy  "
I wasn't offended when she said it, I did have to search though as I had no idea who he was |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Cmon let the women see your handsome face
I did have a photo without it and got told I look like max from The wanted really well hes definitely a handsome guy
I wasn't offended when she said it, I did have to search though as I had no idea who he was "
me neither but recognised him soon as i saw him |
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God no OP
All my strength and mojo would dissappear,, cant be doing that,, i trimmed it this morning and i could hear Fairies scream in horror off in the distance woods,,
Cant be doing that lark at all, especially to become a arse pillow,,, |
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"God no OP
All my strength and mojo would dissappear,, cant be doing that,, i trimmed it this morning and i could hear Fairies scream in horror off in the distance woods,,
Cant be doing that lark at all, especially to become a arse pillow,,, "
Trimming is as far as I go, got to make it look tidy when it starts looking messy |
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"Why don't I tie you down and shave it off for you? Then we can see if I slide off 
Has Nora hacked you? That's the sort of thing she wants to do to me "
Maybe I'll leave that to her then.
How about I tie you up and feed you a jam fanny  |
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"God no OP
All my strength and mojo would dissappear,, cant be doing that,, i trimmed it this morning and i could hear Fairies scream in horror off in the distance woods,,
Cant be doing that lark at all, especially to become a arse pillow,,,
Trimming is as far as I go, got to make it look tidy when it starts looking messy"
im on a sides trim only buzz recently, want to plait the jaw line,, and add a celtic bead. |
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"Why don't I tie you down and shave it off for you? Then we can see if I slide off
Has Nora hacked you? That's the sort of thing she wants to do to me
Maybe I'll leave that to her then.
How about I tie you up and feed you a jam fanny "
No, I don't let anyone tie me up
I'm not keen on jam fanny |
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"God no OP
All my strength and mojo would dissappear,, cant be doing that,, i trimmed it this morning and i could hear Fairies scream in horror off in the distance woods,,
Cant be doing that lark at all, especially to become a arse pillow,,,
Trimming is as far as I go, got to make it look tidy when it starts looking messy im on a sides trim only buzz recently, want to plait the jaw line,, and add a celtic bead. "
I do all over and I shave it below the jaw line |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Jesus I had a panic moment there
It's a gift, I apologise
You shouldn't do such things to us ladies of a delicate disposition
I'm pretty sure I'll never shave it off"
Pretty sure is not definitely - I'm still not happy |
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"Jesus I had a panic moment there
It's a gift, I apologise
You shouldn't do such things to us ladies of a delicate disposition
I'm pretty sure I'll never shave it off
Pretty sure is not definitely - I'm still not happy "
Well if someone said I'll give you thousands to shave it off then I probably would if I was allowed to grow it back straight away
But that's not likely to happen |
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"I don’t think you’d deserve it tbh.
Because I shaved it off?
Exactly!
It's definitely staying
With great beard comes great responsibility my fellow fuzzy friend.  "
I agree, beard care is very important  |
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"Of course; anything for you  
That's sweet of you but it's a women only area
What if I wear a wig? Would you tongue tickle my testiclé?
No as there's still the issue of you having a penis "
Bit selfish |
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"Of course; anything for you
That's sweet of you but it's a women only area
What if I wear a wig? Would you tongue tickle my testiclé?
No as there's still the issue of you having a penis
Bit selfish"
Guilty |
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