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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?"
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?"
Very rarely… a few beard haters but still genuinely very nice to talk to. |
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it"
Exactly this! Any beard lovers here drop me a message x |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it"
Accurate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it
Accurate "
I once (foolishly) shaved my beard for a girlfriend. She had a skin condition, and said my beard oil was making it flare up. I stopped using beard oil, still her skin condition persisted. She asked me to try trimming it, so I began self trimming and made a complete bollocks of it. I shaved the lot, being bald headed with more chins than the proverbial I ended up looking like a thumb. I promptly grew it back |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it
Accurate
I once (foolishly) shaved my beard for a girlfriend. She had a skin condition, and said my beard oil was making it flare up. I stopped using beard oil, still her skin condition persisted. She asked me to try trimming it, so I began self trimming and made a complete bollocks of it. I shaved the lot, being bald headed with more chins than the proverbial I ended up looking like a thumb. I promptly grew it back"
Ha ha that would be my fear pal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?
It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it
Accurate
I once (foolishly) shaved my beard for a girlfriend. She had a skin condition, and said my beard oil was making it flare up. I stopped using beard oil, still her skin condition persisted. She asked me to try trimming it, so I began self trimming and made a complete bollocks of it. I shaved the lot, being bald headed with more chins than the proverbial I ended up looking like a thumb. I promptly grew it back
Ha ha that would be my fear pal. "
I once got a real itchy spot in my beard, I could not stop scratching the fucker. It lead to a small bald patch, I ignored it till it became incredibly noticeable. I shaved it off and almost cried, I immediately set to work on growing it back to its former glory. My stubble only grew in 2-3 small areas making me look like I had rat whiskers. I persevered as my beard had given me confidence in the past, and fortunately it paid dividends |
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I like the look just not the title when it's taken really seriously. People can call themselves what they like of course but "Tim" from Crewe probably isn't a Viking, even though he has seen the TV series, has some tattoos and facial hair. So when I get a message with "VIKING" as the subject and asked if I enjoy a rough fucking i do tend roll my eyes a little.... |
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It is I, Bishop Heahmund 
These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.
Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind….  |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"It is I, Bishop Heahmund
These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.
Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind…. "
Astrid & Lagertha….urghhh yes please! |
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"It is I, Bishop Heahmund
These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.
Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind….
Astrid & Lagertha….urghhh yes please!"
I have a real soft spot for Freydis to.
Well….I did until that numpty Ivar the Boneless murdered her   |
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Do Celts count???
The Beard can be platted and have the tatts also, and the swords
Plus we actually ran the vikings out of here,,, eventually, once we stopped bickering among ourselves about cattle,  |
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Not a Viking, but quite good with a sword...
Not THAT sword!! Jeez 
What was quite annoying was when Vikings was running. Every year my friends would send me the link to become an extra on the show, and every year I'd copy and paste back to them the bit where it said "No facial tattoos"..
Got a bit boring after the 50th fekking time lol. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere .
I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up . |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere .
I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up ."
With a chest rug like yours, you're in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread  "
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)"
I mean I'd take Alexander Skarsgard if I have to.......  |
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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago
Fantasy land in the SW |
I was asked to be a body double for Thor, the dad bod body double
Def viking looking me, from way up north, long blond hair halfway down my back, beard and always seen with a chopper in my hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)"
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better "
Casually waves as he walks by  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by "
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am
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You can pillage me any day - there I've said it  "
Is that any different to the other word that gets put with “pillage” and sounds like grape? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am
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You can pillage me any day - there I've said it
I'll get my coat "
I can pillage you too if you want PP? I'm not gentle.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am
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You can pillage me any day - there I've said it
I'll get my coat
I can pillage you too if you want PP? I'm not gentle.
F"
You going to try and copy my technique again dear? |
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So I actually met a Norwegian anthropologist and had a huge conversation with her. It was really interesting, she was really hot too, but I managed to take in at least 40% of what she said.
Basically, my surname derives from ancient Norse. Not saying what it is, in case there's some clever shits reading this.
But she reckoned my family are probably descendent of Vikings that invaded Ireland and then settled NW coast of England.
Also I have a beard, so therefore Viking. |
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to "
Which half? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to
Which half?"
Top half |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to
Which half?
Top half "
My mum’s Norwegian |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Hey everyone.. morning.
I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.
The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see. "
 you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Hey everyone.. morning.
I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.
The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.
you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour "
Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered… |
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to
Which half?
Top half "
That’s the best half |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Hey everyone.. morning.
I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.
The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.
you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour
Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered… "
I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Hey everyone.. morning.
I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.
The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.
you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour
Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…
I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure "
I’m thinking of unspeakable thoughts about those lips. Damn.. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Hey everyone.. morning.
I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.
The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.
you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour
Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…
I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure
I’m thinking of unspeakable thoughts about those lips. Damn.. "
The feeling is mutual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to
Which half?
Top half
My mum’s Norwegian "
Mine too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow "
And Sweden is where my dad is from  . So what does that make me.. Fully scandinavian or only half? (with my mum being Norwegian yet I've been brought up in England)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow
And Sweden is where my dad is from . So what does that make me.. Fully scandinavian or only half? (with my mum being Norwegian yet I've been brought up in England)
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You’re definitely full scandi
I’m just half my mum (Norwegian) married my dad a British soldier! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m getting comfortable for this thread
I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)
*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better
Casually waves as he walks by
Oh and I’m half Norwegian to
Which half?
Top half
My mum’s Norwegian
Mine too
F"
Ah awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Little known fact Viking was a trade much like pirates, explorers and colonisers rather than a race or tribe. The Tri Scandi area was also known for farmers and merchants in 800ad. Every day is a school day. det var så lidt Hehe x |
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"Little known fact Viking was a trade much like pirates, explorers and colonisers rather than a race or tribe. The Tri Scandi area was also known for farmers and merchants in 800ad. Every day is a school day. det var så lidt Hehe x"
As well vikings being extremely hygienic and skiing for fun...some random shit I know about Vikings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Heheh they weren’t as scary as the TV series professes. They loved music, singing, and family……. And yes Skiing, there is actually a Norse god of skiing called Ullr  |
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"Heheh they weren’t as scary as the TV series professes. They loved music, singing, and family……. And yes Skiing, there is actually a Norse god of skiing called Ullr "
Male Vikings spent majority of three time farming if I'm not mistaken |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere .
I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up .
With a chest rug like yours, you're in "
Shamefully late in replying (been busy doing Viking-y stuff (not the really bad stuff, obvs).
Glad I qualify. I pure luvs my rug - thank you
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am not sure what you consider a Viking?
Bearded, hairy chest, flecks of grey, dodgy 90’s tribal ink, various scars and curmudgeonly demeanour … if so then yes I tick those boxes |
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