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A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...
Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy |
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over a year ago
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"Someone told me I’m fat.
Please white knight me.
Thanks.
Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler "
You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday 
And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone told me I’m fat.
Please white knight me.
Thanks.
Can’t see your body, but fuck what others think. You always give off an awesome energy in here!  "
Aw thanks so much  you’re amazing too |
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"Someone told me I’m fat.
Please white knight me.
Thanks.
Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler
You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday
And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t "
So representing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...
Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy "
Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much  |
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"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...
Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy
Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much "
Good white Knighting Sir, well played I doth my Visor to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...
Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy
Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much
Good white Knighting Sir, well played I doth my Visor to you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?
Is there other colours?
Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be  "
Might do well to have an idiot in tin foil thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?
Is there other colours?
Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be
Yes absolutely need this!! 
Oh my.."
Damm my hairs too short to be a viking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?
Is there other colours?
Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be
Might do well to have an idiot in tin foil thread "
If I only had a heart. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?
Is there other colours?
Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be
Yes absolutely need this!!
Oh my..
Damm my hairs too short to be a viking"
Trust me, you still qualify |
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I'm an official white night and have I.d to prove it. Fully licensed. Entry is easy for any hoping to join our ranks, don't hate on those with growlers. I'm hoping soon I can be called woke or even a snowflake and join these clubs too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?
Is there other colours?
Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be "
*rides up on his noble steed.
M’lady, the vikings are on yonder another thread. Please let me be your protector? It would be an honour to be at your side and have yourself feeling safe in these trying times.
*jumps off horse….kneels at your feet. |
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"I'm an official white night and have I.d to prove it. Fully licensed. Entry is easy for any hoping to join our ranks, don't hate on those with growlers. I'm hoping soon I can be called woke or even a snowflake and join these clubs too. "
The day will come, it'll be the holt trinity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights ..
Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend "
Leave him alone!!!! |
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"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights ..
Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend "
Ha ha you saw what I did there |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights ..
Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend
Leave him alone!!!!"
Easy, Tiger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.
The mr
Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!"
Don’t use your balls to polish a table then! |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.
The mr
Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!
Don’t use your balls to polish a table then! "
Missus took CBT to a whole new level! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.
Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages. |
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"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.
Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages."
It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden. |
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I'm a knight of old, so suppose that means not so bold, but do have my own coat of arms and willing to rescue any damsels in distress as a true gent
PS. This is all on the principle that the princess indoors allows  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.
Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages.
It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden. "
Oh gosh. Fair maiden. I've swooned. My handkerchief is yours Sir LiveOnceian. |
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"Someone told me I’m fat.
Please white knight me.
Thanks.
Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler
You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday
And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t "
Nice minge. |
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"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.
Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages.
It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden.
Oh gosh. Fair maiden. I've swooned. My handkerchief is yours Sir LiveOnceian. "
Your handkerchief! A dream. Thou hath maketh my day, Lady Meli! |
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"I'm just looking at who to avoid.
It's nice to have you in one place..thanks for that. "
Raven's right. You all need a hard look at yourselves. If anyone disagrees with her, you'll have me to deal with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just check if I put all this Armour on, will I get any sex? Because it's a bit of a faff otherwise. "
you getting any without it ?
*munching last bits of popcorn* |
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"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.
Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages."
We will defend your honour and your growlers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just looking at who to avoid.
It's nice to have you in one place..thanks for that.
Raven's right. You all need a hard look at yourselves. If anyone disagrees with her, you'll have me to deal with."
Eurgh honestly....men.
(Call me?)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any room for a slightly grubby knight? Soiled sounded inappropriate…
Grubby doesn't sound much better! "
I lack the moral motivation, I just want the sex… |
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"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny
Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides
I change my fannies like my socks "
You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny
Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides
I change my fannies like my socks "
When they are worn and smelly? |
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"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny
Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides
I change my fannies like my socks
You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them? "
The last lady said I hurt her doing this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny
Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides
I change my fannies like my socks
You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them? "
Snort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people still use that phrase?
I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever."
YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.  |
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"Do people still use that phrase?
I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.
YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh. "
Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do people still use that phrase?
I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.
YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.
Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those! "
Wot! I have to read the whole thread?  |
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"Do people still use that phrase?
I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.
YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.
Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!
Wot! I have to read the whole thread? "
If you wait long enough, a man will be along to explain it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do people still use that phrase?
I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.
YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.
Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!
Wot! I have to read the whole thread?
If you wait long enough, a man will be along to explain it."
Ooh, how lovely. I shall sit here prettily and wait. |
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