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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey"
Wolf whistle, say 'phwoar!!!' when they walk past, drop a 50p at their feet and say "ooh I think you dropped something love" so they bend down and you can get a better look at their arse and then when they pick it up tell them they can use it to phone their mum to say they're not coming home tonight. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey
Wolf whistle, say 'phwoar!!!' when they walk past, drop a 50p at their feet and say "ooh I think you dropped something love" so they bend down and you can get a better look at their arse and then when they pick it up tell them they can use it to phone their mum to say they're not coming home tonight.
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I mean the threads over already he gave away the ultimate move |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message once saying something slightly funny.
Tell me I'm pretty occasionally. Yes lying is acceptable in these circumstances.
Take days/weeks to reply to any message I send.
This could just be me though.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message once saying something slightly funny.
Tell me I'm pretty occasionally. Yes lying is acceptable in these circumstances.
Take days/weeks to reply to any message I send.
This could just be me though.
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You used to hate being complimented...I heard? |
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Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?"
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?  |
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember? "
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though "
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers."
Not all women want flowers, some just want cock slapped in their cheeks, try that for a power move, please let me know if it works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
Not all women want flowers, some just want cock slapped in their cheeks, try that for a power move, please let me know if it works "
Which cheeks now? |
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers."
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though."
Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ... |
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though.
Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ..."
Darling, discretion is a thing. What sort of lady would answer that question in public? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.
Flirts that have worked on me recently.
How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock?
What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods.
Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?
Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though.
Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ...
Darling, discretion is a thing. What sort of lady would answer that question in public?"
I dunno I'm new here I don't know what the politics are. |
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey"
Ahh.... the days of youth when flirting was a pack of 5 p love hearts.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey
Ahh.... the days of youth when flirting was a pack of 5 p love hearts. "
They were 5p?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey"
The obvious answer is to smack our arses and ask us if we fancy a fuck....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey
The obvious answer is to smack our arses and ask us if we fancy a fuck....
Mrs"
Both your asses? Same time? |
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