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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To the profile above

Off you go peeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the other one out.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Hot steamy sex in the shower

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

"To the profile above

Off you go peeps

Wonderful sensuous exploratory things

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bike ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Compare Star Wars pants

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Compare Star Wars pants "

Anytime

Great to see you posting again Tom x

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Compare Star Wars pants "

Taste you

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Compare Star Wars pants

Taste you

See if I can make her spit out the cherry

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Compare Star Wars pants

Taste you

See if I can make her spit out the cherry

Shag him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Compare Star Wars pants

Taste you

See if I can make her spit out the cherry

Shag him

Play with his ball and drink out his glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Block them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Block them. "

What she said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Block them. "

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By *hareWithMeUKMan over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Block them.

Suck her tits and cum on her face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Block them.

Rest her heartbroken head on my shoulder..

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These move too quickly so I’m going to ask the person above to cook me tea ‘cause I’m a cheeky git innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fist him

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Unhide his profile, the tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done lol

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

Near You

"Unhide his profile, the tease"

He's teasing me too!

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

Take him to a swinger club for bi night as a tagteam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unhide his profile, the tease

He's teasing me too!"

Oops thought I had changed settings

One above- introduce to scatt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take him to a swinger club for bi night as a tagteam "

Join the bi night and bring F too I suppose

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Take him to a swinger club for bi night as a tagteam

Join the bi night and bring F too I suppose

Join you all at the bi night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of the above x

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By *allPaul40Man over a year ago

brentwood

I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’m in "

Rub my body against that torso grrrr

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in

Rub my body against that torso grrrr"

Pun-ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get the other one out."

Cuz it’s you I’ll let ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get the other one out.

Cuz it’s you I’ll let ya

Ask for help with this cock ring

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

"Bike ride

Now this IS doable ha ha

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"Bike ride

Now this IS doable ha ha "

Ride it like I stole it!

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Paint it turquoise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint it turquoise

Tell him to make his bed

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Take a carton off that tray it looks so heavy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tap a drum roll on his ass cheeks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Peel off all his stick-on tattoos.

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Nothing because my age range is too high

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Nothing because my age range is too high"
99?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Nothing because my age range is too high99?

Pinch yer bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing because my age range is too high99?

Pinch yer bum

Try and get that cherry back

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Nothing because my age range is too high99?

Pinch yer bum

Try and get that cherry back "
I'd have to get lisas cherry back

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I’d make him a bacon roll.

Like, cook the bacon and put it on a roll.

Not turn him into a bacon roll

Just to clear that up

Have I overthought this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d make him a bacon roll.

Like, cook the bacon and put it on a roll.

Not turn him into a bacon roll

Just to clear that up

Have I overthought this?"

Get him to make me a bacon roll.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

Oily naked wrestling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

Oily naked wrestling"

Walk in her footsteps on an exotic beach.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

Oily naked wrestling

Walk in her footsteps on an exotic beach."

Drink the exotic cocktails he’s handing me

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Spunk on both of their tits

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

Oily naked wrestling

Walk in her footsteps on an exotic beach.

Drink the exotic cocktails he’s handing me

Ascend

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Rex and myself, Two side of the same coin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check out his light sabre

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By *allPaul40Man over a year ago

brentwood

Jump in the shower with her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jump in the shower with her"

Walk in the shower while he's concust from tripping. No jumping in bathrooms!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pan or Grill and choice of sauce?

Oily naked wrestling

Walk in her footsteps on an exotic beach.

Drink the exotic cocktails he’s handing me

Sex on the Beach..?

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Sex on the Beach..?

Not a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex on the Beach..?

Not a lot."

Do epic shit with them…. And have beard envy too

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Join in

Careful what you wish for.

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Sex on the Beach..?

Not a lot.

Do epic shit with them…. And have beard envy too

Ah thanks, he says thanks for the kind words too.

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Like to be in the middle of those two

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like to be in the middle of those two

Em x "

Definitely the old bend over and peel off knickers before tasting between her cheeks and legs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would talk about our holy bible together and pray to our lord and saviour Keith David.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take that chair and op uniform

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Get access to his playlist

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Get access to his playlist "

Go to town on that butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get access to his playlist

Go to town on that butt

Steal his shop girl

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Get access to his playlist

Go to town on that butt

Steal his shop girl"

Confess my sin's (could take a while)

Coincidentally I am also a shop girl

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Get access to his playlist

Go to town on that butt

Steal his shop girl

Confess my sin's (could take a while)

Coincidentally I am also a shop girl

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go for a drink and have some serious craic and a session

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Get access to his playlist

Go to town on that butt

Steal his shop girl

Confess my sin's (could take a while)

Coincidentally I am also a shop girl

go for a drink and have some serious craic and a session

Same…

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Take them to a munch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Take them to a munch "

Join in that shower

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Take them to a munch

Join in that shower

Borrow her red boots!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Tbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbag "

Sex, loud sweaty sex. I want my mind to be blown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbag

Sex, loud sweaty sex. I want my mind to be blown.

You're too lazy for that

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Share her and give her a sensuous sensory overload

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join in that shower

Be able to message her!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Frot

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Take him shopping for curtains and treat him to some drapes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tweeze out their nipple hair.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Give her a twix

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tweeze out their nipple hair. "

Of to spoons for curry and a pint night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help him wash that cock before fucking my pussy x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Help him wash that cock before fucking my pussy x"

Pull her nipple piercing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Water his plant

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Tell him that you're not supposed to wear clothes in the shower

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Its a long way from tipperary I'd get her a taxi

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Ask is it a long way to Tipperary....

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary...."

Sing along with him

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary...."
it is from devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary....

Sing along with him"

Be he’s backing singer

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary....

Sing along with him

Be he’s backing singer

Feed her scampi at jilabis

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

Absolutely everything, Mrs xxx

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary....

Sing along with him

Be he’s backing singer

"
he's?

I'd get her a fluffy cushion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick those nipples

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Put my balls in as well

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Knock one out at work now

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Put my balls in as well "

Smother him

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Lick those nipples"
you gay?

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Ask is it a long way to Tipperary....

Sing along with him

Be he’s backing singer

I'll help...

It's a long way to Tipperary,

It's a long way to go...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap that ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lick those nipplesyou gay?

Didn't respond fast enough lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Lick those nipplesyou gay?

Didn't respond fast enough lol"

Change his name to nakedLancs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lick those nipplesyou gay?

Didn't respond fast enough lol

Change his name to nakedLancs"

Buy him some pork scratching

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Lick those nipplesyou gay?

Didn't respond fast enough lol

Change his name to nakedLancs

Buy him some pork scratching "

Have to meet for that

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Pork her scratching

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Block his rear entrance

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Pork her scratching "

Kick him out from under my bed

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Pork her scratching

Kick him out from under my bed"

Steal his shower gel

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Tell him to speed up his comments

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Tell him to speed up his comments

Tell him he cooks shit Xmas dinners

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Tell him to speed up his comments

Tell him he cooks shit Xmas dinners"
lol really it was yummy considering i was in lanzarote

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tell him to speed up his comments

Tell him he cooks shit Xmas dinnerslol really it was yummy considering i was in lanzarote

Make him a scone. Jam then cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Replace soap with oil and plug in my mrs

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have some stamps that need licking and sticking on envelopes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have some stamps that need licking and sticking on envelopes

Excite him with blue lingerie

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Take her for a soapy shower

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pass him the soap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass him the soap.

Hug.

In blue undies

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Tie her up then do a strip tease while eating pickled onion monster munch. Get down to my undies, breathe in her face, then walk away. The ultimate tease

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Tie her up then do a strip tease while eating pickled onion monster munch. Get down to my undies, breathe in her face, then walk away. The ultimate tease

Get them a better phone. Each

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Make her cum while hubby watches, with my hands and mouth

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

everything..

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Buy him a Guinness

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Buy him a one way ticket to Prague

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan over a year ago

somewhere close

Ask him politely not to put his bits in his veg

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

"Ask him politely not to put his bits in his veg"

To finish off the bathroom in his first in pic

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Tell him to put his todger away whilst working on his customers bathroom.

You should wear protection whilst on site !

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Tell him to put his todger away whilst working on his customers bathroom.

You should wear protection whilst on site !

Was meant for jump around, lol.

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Remove the feather scarf!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Remove the feather scarf!

Slap n tickle

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Pass him a towel

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Pass him a towel"

Ravish him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass him a towel

Ravish him. "

Tickle till her nipples fall out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass him a towel

Ravish him.

Tickle till her nipples fall out

Pass a towel to this one too, and a drink of water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass him a towel

Ravish him.

Tickle till her nipples fall out

Pass a towel to this one too, and a drink of water.

Thwack ass with towel...cheeky feckers

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Pass him a towel

Ravish him.

Tickle till her nipples fall out

Pass a towel to this one too, and a drink of water.

Help them finish undressing

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

"Pass him a towel

Ravish him.

Tickle till her nipples fall out

Pass a towel to this one too, and a drink of water.

Help her take that striped top off

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By *ewey613Man over a year ago

ottawa

Ask her to stay after school

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Ask her to stay after school "

Tell him, we like the fact that his phone cover matches his pants.

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Ask her to stay after school

Tell him, we like the fact that his phone cover matches his pants.

I can’t say on here I would get a ban

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Transfer site supporters

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Transfer site supporters "

Give him a new cliché

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Swap fab stories over a pint

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Steal his photographer.

Also, rub honey all over his body and then clean him like a cat!!

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Probably have a discussion on how awesome cats are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably have a discussion on how awesome cats are."

Certainly not compare beard lengths lol

But would seriously enjoy drinks and conversation with both

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Probably have a discussion on how awesome cats are.

Certainly not compare beard lengths lol

But would seriously enjoy drinks and conversation with both "

Every beard counts my fellow face fuzz brother, but yes to cocktails!

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Do epic shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably have a discussion on how awesome cats are.

Certainly not compare beard lengths lol

But would seriously enjoy drinks and conversation with both

Every beard counts my fellow face fuzz brother, but yes to cocktails!

Talk kit bag maybe more

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By *nkyCplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Do epic shit

Is what life’s all about my friend.

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By *hinstrapMan over a year ago

Barnsley

Unsure but I'd defo need a week off work to enjoy

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Unsure but I'd defo need a week off work to enjoy

Hide his _hinstrap

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hand him a big fluffy towel, sit him in front of a fire, and make him a hot chocolate. He looks a bit chilly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hand him a big fluffy towel, sit him in front of a fire, and make him a hot chocolate. He looks a bit chilly"

Help take off jeans then hang in wardrobe

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hand him a big fluffy towel, sit him in front of a fire, and make him a hot chocolate. He looks a bit chilly

Help take off jeans then hang in wardrobe"

Drink rum with them... in a park. Yeah, day time drinking with a cute little picnic in a wicker basket.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Hand him a big fluffy towel, sit him in front of a fire, and make him a hot chocolate. He looks a bit chilly

Help take off jeans then hang in wardrobe

Drink rum with them... in a park. Yeah, day time drinking with a cute little picnic in a wicker basket. "

Make a nice cuppa and share a good read with

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’d like to straighten her hair and dress her in white lingerie then watch her spin around a pole to the sounds of N.E.R.D

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

What wouldn't I like to do to Henriette?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feed him salt & vinegar crisps

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Bring her coffee and warm croissants in bed

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Put those pants on a pole and use them as a fishing net.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apply sun cream to the mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab a bear and pick up women

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple over a year ago

North fife

Put a crisp white shirt on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skinny dipping looks fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grab a bear and pick up women

Pooh or Paddington?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you were peeps

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By *luboyoMan over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

Kiss those gorgeous tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit and get to know the profile above

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

A game of pool

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Bum

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

^^this

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