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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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Who the fuck said cheesecake, how dare you.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me the cheesecake now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will break every spoon in your house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, I have a wife that will make me Malteser cheesecake are you jealous  "
Do you want me to spoon it into your mouth whilst I straddle your lap too? 
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I thing you probably mean envious.
Not the same thing at all as 'jealous'.
Ask anyone who has been on the wrong end of jealousy.
Totally different creature.
Add 'envious' to the vocabulary. It means what it says. Literally! |
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"I thing you probably mean envious.
Not the same thing at all as 'jealous'.
Ask anyone who has been on the wrong end of jealousy.
Totally different creature.
Add 'envious' to the vocabulary. It means what it says. Literally!"
so was that a yes or no to the cheesecake |
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"I thing you probably mean envious.
Not the same thing at all as 'jealous'.
Ask anyone who has been on the wrong end of jealousy.
Totally different creature.
Add 'envious' to the vocabulary. It means what it says. Literally!so was that a yes or no to the cheesecake"
Not particularly envious but it so happens I had a Lidl bit of Milionaire's Cheesecake a short while ago. |
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