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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Wait I’m confused

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Wait I’m confused "

Why are you confused?

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

You would have to show me so I know what I'm making a comparison with

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!"

Sadly... no

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You would have to show me so I know what I'm making a comparison with"

I did take a picture...

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I said you could borrow it not own it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oooh I know but I won't spoil the thread

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

Only when I put it in a bee hive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just taken the scaffolding down

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I said you could borrow it not own it

It's mine now General

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oooh I know but I won't spoil the thread

Shh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Only when I put it in a bee hive

Mine is too big for a bee hive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!

Sadly... no

Oh that’s a shame

I would’ve liked to see that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Wait I’m confused

Why are you confused?

I guess as I’ve never had a massive erection myself

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just taken the scaffolding down"

No... that's what I say when I take my bra off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a helicopter with it?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"I said you could borrow it not own it

It's mine now General

Don’t break it, I’ll need it back at some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you put a tent up NSP?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

"Only when I put it in a bee hive

Mine is too big for a bee hive

Is it a gazebo

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Do a helicopter with it? "

100% guaranteed risk of injury

I’ve tried

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did it secrete any seepage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you put a tent up NSP? "

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do a helicopter with it? "

Tried to do it in my vid didn't work

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No, sadly not! Never even touched an erection. Am I missing out on erecting something so majestic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not for while

Unfortunately

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You would have to show me so I know what I'm making a comparison with

I did take a picture...

I've had to deal with similar, but sad to say much smaller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've created a few erections but never a massive one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!

Sadly... no

Oh that’s a shame

I would’ve liked to see that "

I'd like to do that...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do a helicopter with it? "

Don't helicopters work better without an erection?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I said you could borrow it not own it

It's mine now General

Don’t break it, I’ll need it back at some point "

It'll be well used

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By * Le ShhhhhMan over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you put a tent up NSP? "

Tent? Oh god no. That implies camping. I don't camp

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't think I'll get one for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!

Sadly... no

Oh that’s a shame

I would’ve liked to see that

I'd like to do that..."

I wanna do that now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Only when I put it in a bee hive

Mine is too big for a bee hive

Is it a gazebo

If it is... that's way too big for a bee hive

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did it secrete any seepage? "

There was actually a dribble...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you put a tent up NSP?

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

I only erect Marky in May

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No, sadly not! Never even touched an erection. Am I missing out on erecting something so majestic? "

You are. You really are. It's hard. And hot, sweaty work. But when it's done you feel so, so good

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

I'm sure you have caused a few

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not for while

Unfortunately

You should! Is grand

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You would have to show me so I know what I'm making a comparison with

I did take a picture...

I've had to deal with similar, but sad to say much smaller"

Mine looks good though, doesn’t it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've created a few erections but never a massive one "

Oh do it. You'll love it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I sent you a picture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've created a few erections but never a massive one

Oh do it. You'll love it.

Can you tell me how?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

I've seen your erection and it's sadly lacking girth but has a massive head. Unfortunately it's likely to stop you getting wet...

Cherry x

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

When erecting a marquee it's a massive erection....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think I'll get one for a while

If you do, you have to leave it alone for a few days...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you put a tent up NSP?

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

I only erect Marky in May

You like to dance around the May pole then..?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

Did it involve Lego?!

Sadly... no

Oh that’s a shame

I would’ve liked to see that

I'd like to do that...

I wanna do that now "

Me too. Let's play Lego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent you a picture

Okay I’m curious. Can I see it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

I'm sure you have caused a few

None this big. Not alone

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I sent you a picture

Okay I’m curious. Can I see it

That's not fair

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've created a few erections but never a massive one

Oh do it. You'll love it.

Can you tell me how? "

My descriptive powers couldn't do it justice...

But I did have to coax it. And tug it a bit. There were some sticky moments, but eventually it just popped up and everything was solid

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

A rigid erection then....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've seen your erection and it's sadly lacking girth but has a massive head. Unfortunately it's likely to stop you getting wet...

Cherry x

It's created quite the gaping flaps...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When erecting a marquee it's a massive erection...."

You can't do a marquee alone. I've tried during my cranky, stubborn times.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"When erecting a marquee it's a massive erection....

You can't do a marquee alone. I've tried during my cranky, stubborn times."

Many hands make light work....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you put a tent up NSP?

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

I only erect Marky in May

You like to dance around the May pole then..? "

On is better

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I sent you a picture

Okay I’m curious. Can I see it

Mind your eyes... sent

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I sent you a picture

Okay I’m curious. Can I see it

That's not fair

You got it too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When erecting a marquee it's a massive erection....

You can't do a marquee alone. I've tried during my cranky, stubborn times.

Many hands make light work....

Sadly I only have 2 hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you put a tent up NSP?

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

I only erect Marky in May

You like to dance around the May pole then..?

On is better

You May do so

just be careful with the May flies..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you put a tent up NSP?

I may have misunderstood but thought I heard something about Marky..

I only erect Marky in May

You like to dance around the May pole then..?

On is better

You May do so

just be careful with the May flies.."

I prefer a button

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Looks nice but I've done bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not good at erections.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You like to dance around the May pole then..?

On is better

You May do so

just be careful with the May flies..

I prefer a button

Push the button to self erect...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Looks nice but I've done bigger

Show off.

There's always one.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Im not good at erections. "

Thats why I sent you my puppies instead of my erection!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You like to dance around the May pole then..?

On is better

You May do so

just be careful with the May flies..

I prefer a button

Push the button to self erect...

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Im not good at erections. "

Dont you have to register to vote in the rocal erections?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do a helicopter with it?

Don't helicopters work better without an erection?

Definitely!!

You can't swirl a boner. It might snap!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do a helicopter with it?

Don't helicopters work better without an erection?

Definitely!!

You can't swirl a boner. It might snap!

You tried it, didn't you...

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do a helicopter with it?

Don't helicopters work better without an erection?

Definitely!!

You can't swirl a boner. It might snap!

You tried it, didn't you..."

Maybe.

I did poke it in someone's eye once.

*accidentally. I'm not some kind of sick freak....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it's square based pyramid made from 30 Cadbury cream eggs that you then ate?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do a helicopter with it?

Don't helicopters work better without an erection?

Definitely!!

You can't swirl a boner. It might snap!

You tried it, didn't you...

Maybe.

I did poke it in someone's eye once.

*accidentally. I'm not some kind of sick freak....

I mean, they say any hole's a goal... but the eyesocket is kinda already full...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Was it's square based pyramid made from 30 Cadbury cream eggs that you then ate? "

No. Definitely not

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Fantastic. How many were you expecting that day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fantastic. How many were you expecting that day

I wasn't sure. Take as many as I could get really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow I just saw it. It was so big and sturdy

what I wouldn’t do to see that in person

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wow I just saw it. It was so big and sturdy

what I wouldn’t do to see that in person "

I do them good

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

It was gorgeous though…. Well done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I miss what the big erection was? Has it now been unerected?

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By *adja_lazloCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"I just created one. All by myself.

Then I dealt with it and now it's down again.

I thought you fine folks might like to know.

Have you ever had to deal with a massive erection like mine?

i would settle for a regular erection

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

Near You

If I create a massive erection then it is my duty to milk it.

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

I always assumed that women have 'demolitions'.

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By *hogun300Man over a year ago

Dundee

Iv had an erction before. This one time at band camp......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow I just saw it. It was so big and sturdy

what I wouldn’t do to see that in person

I do them good

You sure do. I’m so jealous I don’t have one like that

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