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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads. 
Every day is in fact a school day! 
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Ffs can humanity get any lower ?  |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
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Ffs can humanity get any lower ? "
Yes.
How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
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Ffs can humanity get any lower ?
Yes.
How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?
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OMG what!!!! |
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I watched a program about this a woman in France had loads of snails and she used to extract the slime and turn it into face cream and also have snails crawling around her face it’s supposed to be full of nutrients |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket."
According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!
"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
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Apparently it can rejuvenate you if you’re feeling a bit sluggish.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket.
According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!
"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"
A"
Although apparently it can also mean this..... 
"When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful."
"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought snailing was a term denoting when a lady sits on a partners face and rubs herself over them….."
That's what I thought. Great minds think alike  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
A
Ffs can humanity get any lower ?
Yes.
How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?
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We already knew the answer  |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"
A"
Presumably if he wasn’t a dick, she would do while he was there, as a treat. |
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"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket.
According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!
"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"
A
Although apparently it can also mean this.....
"When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful."
"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"
A"
Now you know where Tom spends his time writing helpful posts when he’s not doing news at ten here- it’s all over the…well anywhere that came in to contact really |
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
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I'm surprisingly more comfortable with blackheads than ever before now. |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
A"
I mean, the question here is what was happening when someone discovered that! |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"So have you heard of it?
Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.
Every day is in fact a school day!
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I mean, the question here is what was happening when someone discovered that! "
You’ve got to ask. |
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I have heard of people having snake venom facials though 
