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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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"Members will be contractually obligated to dress as garden gnomes…."
All members shall be obliged to use the word 'obliged' and accept they will be punished severely for uttering aberrations like 'obligated' or 'burglerized'. |
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"Members will be contractually obligated to dress as garden gnomes….
All members shall be obliged to use the word 'obliged' and accept they will be punished severely for uttering aberrations like 'obligated' or 'burglerized'."
 Damn - I’m off to a bad start   |
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"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start 
I like this  "
I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum |
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"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start
I like this
I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum "
And massage as a prelude to higher rites |
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"I will be the only female member and all others will be younger hung guys.
Over my undead body!
Preferably splayed upon an altar!"
Women shall be splayed across altars where they can be easily accessed by other members who want to devour them |
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"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start
I like this
I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum
And massage as a prelude to higher rites"
Of course. One of those Thai massages where they walk on you with bare feet
I may have thought about this quite a lot  |
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over a year ago
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe "
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?  |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult? "
Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult? "
Sorry, I just can't take you seriously with all that icing sugar all over your thingy  |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?
Sorry, I just can't take you seriously with all that icing sugar all over your thingy "
^^ she wants glitter  |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?
Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling "
Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing  |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?
Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling
Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing "
So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?
Got it |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?
Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling
Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing
So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?
Got it "
Don't kink shame, dear lady |
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"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions
Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe
Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?
Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling
Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing
So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?
Got it
Don't kink shame, dear lady "
I think it’s a marvellous idea darling. Just not sure about the sprinkles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're setting up a sex cult (where everything is consensual, above board, within forum rules etc).
What rites are involved?"
Forum rules.......I did laugh out loud!
As if !
However all God’s would disappear and melt into the nonsensical wardrobe from whence They came.
The worship of Mother Earth and the natural cycle of the seasons would be celebrated naked and in true homage.
Failing that it’s a weatherspoons £1.99 breakfast and a pint. |
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