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Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision    |
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over a year ago
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"There's no suck thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
Freudian slip?  "
Dam you! I thought I'd got away that by deleting it. Grrrr you're too quick! |
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"There's no suck thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
Freudian slip?
Dam you! I thought I'd got away that by deleting it. Grrrr you're too quick!"
to be fair its been a quiet day for me and I've had a nap so I was feeling fresh |
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"There's no suck thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
Freudian slip?
Dam you! I thought I'd got away that by deleting it. Grrrr you're too quick!"
Ogle?? Im outraged you think anything but the most sincere motives to get to the truth are behind this thread…. Now get in my inbox - you saucy minx - you’re a front runner… no pun intended cx |
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over a year ago
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"I’m a fully paid member of the small boobs club
Anymore than a handful is a waste right?"
More to use than just you’re hands on a a big pair of boobs definitely nothing wasted |
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"Surprised the mrs is not all over this post. She loves tits more than I do.
The mr
Bookmarked it for you dear  "
You do know me well my amazing man!!
Not nominating my pants tits just come for a perve.
Mrs |
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!! "
Sydney University? 
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!!
Sydney University?
Mrs "
No Todger Moores School Of Breast Certification (Caretakers Annexe) |
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!!
Sydney University?
Mrs
No Todger Moores School Of Breast Certification (Caretakers Annexe) "
I will whip mine out now if I can have a certificate
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!!
Sydney University?
Mrs
No Todger Moores School Of Breast Certification (Caretakers Annexe)
I will whip mine out now if I can have a certificate
Mrs "
Absolutely - will you be wanting the presentation ceremony in person?? Obviously I have to be sure there’s no skullduggery with stunt breasts being submitted on your behalf xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a fully paid member of the small boobs club
Anymore than a handful is a waste right?
More to use than just you’re hands on a a big pair of boobs definitely nothing wasted "
I know I’m just jealous  |
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"Me. Take my word for it. "
Sorry all boobs must be fully evaluated categorised… perved ( in a scientific way obviously!!) and then graded from ooft …. So far I only one category but im working on that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me. Take my word for it.
Sorry all boobs must be fully evaluated categorised… perved ( in a scientific way obviously!!) and then graded from ooft …. So far I only one category but im working on that!! "
Flounces off! |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Flashing my arse today which I’ve always preferred over my boobs - that said for 38 there holding up quite well and I like the overall shape, perfection isn’t necessary, and he likes them so I’m happy |
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"As I can't be included (humph) I'm going to put my vote out for PrincessFiFi because she can hang things off her boobs and I'm jealous. "
You were disqualified for excessive flouncing in the assessment area xxx |
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!!
Sydney University?
Mrs
No Todger Moores School Of Breast Certification (Caretakers Annexe)
I will whip mine out now if I can have a certificate
Mrs
Absolutely - will you be wanting the presentation ceremony in person?? Obviously I have to be sure there’s no skullduggery with stunt breasts being submitted on your behalf xx "
Fair enough. Just make sure you warm your hands before the physical examination. Don’t want a shock
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!! "
Well if its in the name of science I have to step forward for mine to be throughly evaluated.
Personally, I like my boobs
Mathematically speaking, is there an ideal areola/nipple to boob size golden ratio?
Venus x |
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"Please note there is to be no gratuitous ogling of boobs on this thread - you’re devaluing my important research….this is science … I’ve got a clipboard and everything!! Pervs!!
Well if its in the name of science I have to step forward for mine to be throughly evaluated.
Personally, I like my boobs
Mathematically speaking, is there an ideal areola/nipple to boob size golden ratio?
Venus x"
I always think my nipples are too small.
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"Surely the perfect boobs are the ones that you can hold a pencil underneath and go hands free. Or better still a bowl like you see on social media???"
I shall requisition some pencils, bowls - for clarity are you talking crown green bowls or ones you put cornflakes in - ill be pretty
Impressed with any woman holding a crown green bowl under her boob!! X |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision "
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left. |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left."
Love this 
And love my boobs. They’re perfect for me |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left.
Love this
And love my boobs. They’re perfect for me "
You have got fantastic bangers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left."
Though my tits are cracking IMHO  |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left."
I think you’ll find the perfect boobs tend to be the ones in my face at the moment im asked but also the ones i find in my inbox without even asking !! Xxxx |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left.
Love this
And love my boobs. They’re perfect for me
You have got fantastic bangers!!"
Thanks gorgeous |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment. "
To be fair yours look pretty perfect 
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have |
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"Nominations are open not for the biggest /smallest/ roundest/scariest boobs… but for a pair that you look at and think - wow they’re pretty perfect….
As a judge… i am fully corruptible with submissions directly to my inbox which will definitely influence my decision
I don’t want to come across as all sensible, but surely there’s no such thing as perfect?
In the same way there is no such thing as a perfect woman, it’s what’s so wonderful about the human race - we all find different things attractive and desirable.
The woman/boobs I find perfect might be unappealing to someone else.
It’s like all the threads about ‘ideal cock size’ and the vast majority of people say it’s more about the bloke it’s attached to.
*Gracefully steps off soapbox and exits stage left.
I think you’ll find the perfect boobs tend to be the ones in my face at the moment im asked but also the ones i find in my inbox without even asking !! Xxxx"
Reminds me of a birthday a few years ago when my fab fb graciously gifted me birthday boobs! I miss her |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have "
Which four humans did you pick or was it a competition? |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t where they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Which four humans did you pick or was it a competition?"
the ones I grew |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have "
Yours are bloody stunning… get to specsavers - you’re not seeing them properly!! |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Yours are bloody stunning… get to specsavers - you’re not seeing them properly!! "
You see them from a distance  |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Yours are bloody stunning… get to specsavers - you’re not seeing them properly!!
You see them from a distance "
Thats a fixable problem!! In person assessment available!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Yours are bloody stunning… get to specsavers - you’re not seeing them properly!!
You see them from a distance "
 Amazing they are too!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have "
Have to say yours are awesome! And after feeding 4 humans myself I wish mine had looked like yours after the first two. I had nothing left. You lucky woman! |
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Have to say yours are awesome! And after feeding 4 humans myself I wish mine had looked like yours after the first two. I had nothing left. You lucky woman! "
Same happened to me until my last human and they came back and stayed, wish they were a little more upright though |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
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"There's no such thing as perfect boobs.
But for the sheer fact people will ogle this thread I'll make that comment.
To be fair yours look pretty perfect
Mine aren’t as here they were when I was in my 20’s and after feeding 4 humans I make the most with what I have
Have to say yours are awesome! And after feeding 4 humans myself I wish mine had looked like yours after the first two. I had nothing left. You lucky woman!
Same happened to me until my last human and they came back and stayed, wish they were a little more upright though "
I'd say yours still look A+++ |
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