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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
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^Maybe he's born with it.
Because he's worth it."
Soft, strong and very, very long. |
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
^Maybe he's born with it.
Because he's worth it.
Soft, strong and very, very long."
Bodyformed for you. |
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
^Maybe he's born with it.
Because he's worth it.
Soft, strong and very, very long.
Bodyformed for you."
Isnt that Andrex? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce"
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it. 
A |
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"Was the heading clique-bait following this morning’s revelations? "
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I'm not cognisant of any revelations this morning dear sir, or of any other morning for that matter. This thread and the contents herein are purely coincidental.   |
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A"
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it! |
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"I tried shave oil for the first time recently.
Hmmm…it’s ok but tends to clog the razor blade… 
Be sure to tune in next week when I will be reviewing shampoos  "
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You're using too much shave oil, my follicle-fellow. Please ensure it's actually shave oil and not beard oil. The latter tends to be more viscous. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Was the heading clique-bait following this morning’s revelations?
Presumably it was a well meaning attempt to get around the old EU law that Clinique might be confused with medicine in Germany"
Oh. I never saw it like that.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!"
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand. 
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand.
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
A"
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand.
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
A"
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Whatever you do - do not go for Hugo Toss™.  |
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand.
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
A
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Whatever you do - do not go for Hugo Toss™. "
Fab are doing off label cosmetics? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
^Maybe he's born with it.
Because he's worth it.
Soft, strong and very, very long.
Bodyformed for you."
Surely it's 'made to make your mouth water' |
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"Does it work for sensitive skin? "
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It does JM, my island friend, it's a non-offensive and neutral shave cream. I used to use Kiehl's Blue Eagle shave cream but there are existential stock issues. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
•
But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand.
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
A
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Whatever you do - do not go for Hugo Toss™.
Fab are doing off label cosmetics?"
Now that gives me an idea........
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
I tried to buy some the other day but apparently I'm too old, the wrong gender and I'm not welcome to try it.
A
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But it's Clinique™ For Men®. Of course you're allowed to try it!
Shit. I was shopping for the wrong brand.
The one I was looking at lacked the extra 'in'.......so I was out.
A
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Whatever you do - do not go for Hugo Toss™.
Fab are doing off label cosmetics?
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Now that gives me an idea........
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....off labia cosmetics?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place 
He puts the custard on his skin..."
I actually knew a guy who had an annual bath in Birds custard. True story.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
#LowQualityThreadForOnce
What are you shaving with it? "
He is probably manscaping |
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"There are Tamp -ons but why no Tamp - offs?? Another burning question of the day!!
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There's a TodgerMoore but no TodgerLess...  "
I dunno - a couple of women I’ve probably offended at some point might make that happen |
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"Oh… there’s a daytime clique thread as well now then. 
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Did thy just roly êyê me?! This is about shaving products and nothing more/TodgerMoore.
Why title it clique then?"
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It's play on words, for humour, for light hearted interactions, for the sake of banal variety.
I apologise if it doesn't meet your seal of approval. I'm terribly sorry.
Next time I shall create a rare and unique "Rate My Cock, Version 34,669".  |
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"Oh… there’s a daytime clique thread as well now then.
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Did thy just roly êyê me?! This is about shaving products and nothing more/TodgerMoore.
Why title it clique then?
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It's play on words, for humour, for light hearted interactions, for the sake of banal variety.
I apologise if it doesn't meet your seal of approval. I'm terribly sorry.
Next time I shall create a rare and unique "Rate My Cock, Version 34,669". "
A play on words?
Clique.
There’s no need to act so butthurt, I asked a perfectly reasonable question about your thread that isn’t a play on words.
Start whatever threads you like, I’m perfectly content to continue scrolling past them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh… there’s a daytime clique thread as well now then.
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Did thy just roly êyê me?! This is about shaving products and nothing more/TodgerMoore.
Why title it clique then?
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It's play on words, for humour, for light hearted interactions, for the sake of banal variety.
I apologise if it doesn't meet your seal of approval. I'm terribly sorry.
Next time I shall create a rare and unique "Rate My Cock, Version 34,669".
A play on words?
Clique.
There’s no need to act so butthurt, I asked a perfectly reasonable question about your thread that isn’t a play on words.
Start whatever threads you like, I’m perfectly content to continue scrolling past them "
No need to announce it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover"
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair! |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair! "
And that’s just your pussy beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
And that’s just your pussy beard "
That beard barely grows...... |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
And that’s just your pussy beard
That beard barely grows......"
I’m sure Nero will lend you his new shaving stuff for the couple of hairs you have |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair! "
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
And that’s just your pussy beard "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
That's because I take my bodily grooming seriously "
Wait until you grow hair first |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
That's because I take my bodily grooming seriously
Wait until you grow hair first "
Tbf I wish it would grow more on my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
That's because I take my bodily grooming seriously
Wait until you grow hair first
Tbf I wish it would grow more on my head "
Comb over next |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
That's because I take my bodily grooming seriously
Wait until you grow hair first
Tbf I wish it would grow more on my head
Comb over next "
I'm going for the Rab C Nesbitt look soon |
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"I just buy whatever the woman I want to fuck tells me too
At least you know your place
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Grumps, you must have 100+ shaving creams!
#ChampionLover
I probably shave my beard more often than Grumpy can actually grow facial hair!
That's because I take my bodily grooming seriously
Wait until you grow hair first
Tbf I wish it would grow more on my head
Comb over next
I'm going for the Rab C Nesbitt look soon "
You can sit in the pub on a different table then |
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"Due to the cost of living crisis I have decided not to shave any more much to my wife's and mother's very vocal disapproval...
Are you growing a full beard then Ash? "
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
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Was it complimentary?"
Maybe free gift with purchase when he bought his gold plated sweated out by vestal virgins beauty products |
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"This morning I tried my new Clinique™ shave cream. Highly recommended.
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Was it complimentary?
Maybe free gift with purchase when he bought his gold plated sweated out by vestal virgins beauty products "
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