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That unmistakable squelching sound…

By *ull English with tea OP Man over a year ago

London

When you step in dog shit. Oh bugger

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Immediately followed by moaning and cursing

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Even worse when you are barefoot on the way to the loo.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even worse when you are barefoot on the way to the loo.

And you don't own a dog

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mind instantly took me somewhere else entirely

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mind instantly took me somewhere else entirely

Well it is anal day after all

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…and that subsequent moment of abject dread upon the grim realisation that it is indeed dog shit and not merely wet mud….

By *ull English with tea OP Man over a year ago

London

And then the scrapping of the shoe on all kinds of gravelly surfaces / grass in a vain attempt at damage limitation…

By *obby3264Man over a year ago

Cambridge

Know that skating feeling well. Two number 2s I've stepped in 3 weeks furst time in decades.