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So... I'm just wondering...
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
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Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend"  |
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Theoretically, because I’ve never put a huge amount of thought into this… it’s surely way more sensible to just make a bag from widely available plastic sheeting.
Many other tips are available.
It wasn’t me
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don’t know how widely available they are, but you can hold of them. A friend got one for a fancy dress costume not so long ago. "
I've seen the fancy dress costume ones... or was that an actual one? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Theoretically, because I’ve never put a huge amount of thought into this… it’s surely way more sensible to just make a bag from widely available plastic sheeting.
Many other tips are available.
It wasn’t me
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I never would have thought you'd have tips! Goodness.
This is a whole different side to you  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend" "
Shovels already in my car  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"No. I think you can get them quite easily from various places.
Or go on the dark web. You'll be sorted. Theoretically. "
Why are they so widely available? Who needs body bags and not for professional reasons?
Do you have a dark Web link I can borrow? My friend can borrow. Oops. |
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"Theoretically, because I’ve never put a huge amount of thought into this… it’s surely way more sensible to just make a bag from widely available plastic sheeting.
Many other tips are available.
It wasn’t me
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I knew you and them attack dogs were dangerous. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a friend from F*t life who went to a party where there was a couple there and the guy was in a body bag for the duration with a hole cut out for his cock…. Want me to ask for you? "
I kinda do... and am kinda scared |
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Wickes or B&Q.. shows like Criminal Minds and Dexter completely change my perceprions when shopping.
Ill Head to wickes for paint rollers and paint.. see the plastic sheeting and instead of thinking "that will protect the sofa". Its "this is Dexters kill room gear!!.. what a Great Halloween party decoration idea"  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend"
Shovels already in my car "
Is it weird that of all the people I know on this site, I am actually not surprised that you, Coyote and Saff are the ones with offers of advice and help?
Half expecting Julie to rock up in a balaclava now... |
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"I know someone who will love this thread .. And no I don't mean me
And , secondly...
You're watching an actual Telly Box 
Noooo. Laptop."
I gave you a bloody tellybox!!! Watch the god damb tellybox woman  |
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over a year ago
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"I have a friend from F*t life who went to a party where there was a couple there and the guy was in a body bag for the duration with a hole cut out for his cock…. Want me to ask for you?
I kinda do... and am kinda scared"
Its ok, i had enough air to breathe!!
My cock acted like a snorkel |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Theoretically, because I’ve never put a huge amount of thought into this… it’s surely way more sensible to just make a bag from widely available plastic sheeting.
Many other tips are available.
It wasn’t me
I knew you and them attack dogs were dangerous. "
Muah ha ha ha haha
I'm starting my pack of them too  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Wickes or B&Q.. shows like Criminal Minds and Dexter completely change my perceprions when shopping.
Ill Head to wickes for paint rollers and paint.. see the plastic sheeting and instead of thinking "that will protect the sofa". Its "this is Dexters kill room gear!!.. what a Great Halloween party decoration idea" "
Yes the sheeting does that to me too! But these have the zips n everything! |
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"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend"
Shovels already in my car
Is it weird that of all the people I know on this site, I am actually not surprised that you, Coyote and Saff are the ones with offers of advice and help?
Half expecting Julie to rock up in a balaclava now..."
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I know someone who will love this thread .. And no I don't mean me
And , secondly...
You're watching an actual Telly Box
Noooo. Laptop.
I gave you a bloody tellybox!!! Watch the god damb tellybox woman "
I had to unplug it to plug the clothes airer dryer thing in! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a friend from F*t life who went to a party where there was a couple there and the guy was in a body bag for the duration with a hole cut out for his cock…. Want me to ask for you?
I kinda do... and am kinda scared
Its ok, i had enough air to breathe!!
My cock acted like a snorkel"
You breathe through your cock?
That's weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Yes they are
2. Shit, I hope not
Did you do the Google search? Are you on a watch list now?"
I feel it best I say no more - do you know is it better to clear history or just sledgehammer the laptop |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I may have actually bought one before, for a Halloween burlesque show.
It was the one with the cock-hole in it, you dirty buggers.
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For you to wear? Or someone else? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend"
Shovels already in my car
Is it weird that of all the people I know on this site, I am actually not surprised that you, Coyote and Saff are the ones with offers of advice and help?
Half expecting Julie to rock up in a balaclava now...
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She knows!!!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a couple of questions off the back of your questions:
1. Who do you have in mind?
2. Do you need a hand?
Dammit. I forgot the "asking for a friend"
Shovels already in my car
Is it weird that of all the people I know on this site, I am actually not surprised that you, Coyote and Saff are the ones with offers of advice and help?
Half expecting Julie to rock up in a balaclava now...
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And there she is! |
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"I have a friend from F*t life who went to a party where there was a couple there and the guy was in a body bag for the duration with a hole cut out for his cock…. Want me to ask for you?
I kinda do... and am kinda scared
Its ok, i had enough air to breathe!!
My cock acted like a snorkel"
Just spat my tea out! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with  "
I wasn't going to drag you into it... but actually you do look so sweet and innocent you could be dragging the victim and the popos would believe you'd done nowt |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"1. Yes they are
2. Shit, I hope not
Did you do the Google search? Are you on a watch list now?
I feel it best I say no more - do you know is it better to clear history or just sledgehammer the laptop "
All the above. And burn it and drown it. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday? "
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Yes they are
2. Shit, I hope not
Did you do the Google search? Are you on a watch list now?
I feel it best I say no more - do you know is it better to clear history or just sledgehammer the laptop
All the above. And burn it and drown it."
Thank you, your help has been most appreciated |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday! "
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"1. Yes they are
2. Shit, I hope not
Did you do the Google search? Are you on a watch list now?
I feel it best I say no more - do you know is it better to clear history or just sledgehammer the laptop
All the above. And burn it and drown it.
Thank you, your help has been most appreciated "
Any time. Now this message will self destruct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet "
Actually available on Amazon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not"
Aww man. But you said I'll make a crap first victim! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not"
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So I’ve been off the forum for a bit and just thought I’d have a look back…. It’s taken a turn "
Sorry. I'll be pervy later if that helps?
On a completely unrelated subject of course.
So... welcome back  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Actually available on Amazon "
I didn't want to look. I'm scared of ending up on that watch list too |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not"
*In the voice of Mr Humphries*
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Actually available on Amazon
I didn't want to look. I'm scared of ending up on that watch list too "
I looked for work ... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
*In the voice of Mr Humphries*
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee "
Oh Jesus. I'm gonna be visiting you two in prison. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks "
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Actually available on Amazon
I didn't want to look. I'm scared of ending up on that watch list too
I looked for work ... "
You at least have an excuse! |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
*In the voice of Mr Humphries*
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh Jesus. I'm gonna be visiting you two in prison."
Actually, was just about to ask when you might be visiting next |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too "
There's an incognito mode - this is such a learning curve |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
*In the voice of Mr Humphries*
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh Jesus. I'm gonna be visiting you two in prison.
Actually, was just about to ask when you might be visiting next "
Soon as I have some money!
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float "
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz |
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My major worry here is that I’m going through the episodes *without* body bags
Like the pig farm…. And the ones that would never have been caught save for them showing off with letters…
I know how I’d do it….
#justsaying |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz "
What should I wear?! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too
There's an incognito mode - this is such a learning curve"
You didn't plan this at all well, did you?  |
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"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too "
It's the only way to "research" these days. Also gets you cheaper flight prices apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too
It's the only way to "research" these days. Also gets you cheaper flight prices apparently "
It actually does! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz "
She looks far too cute! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My major worry here is that I’m going through the episodes *without* body bags
Like the pig farm…. And the ones that would never have been caught save for them showing off with letters…
I know how I’d do it….
#justsaying"
See... the pig farm is creepy as hell. But also genius. We have plenty of those in the West Country. Saff and Mrs KC are coming down a week on Wednesday to visit one apparently. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too
It's the only way to "research" these days. Also gets you cheaper flight prices apparently "
Oh my god! Really? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz
What should I wear?! "
The possibilities are endless |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too
It's the only way to "research" these days. Also gets you cheaper flight prices apparently
It actually does! "
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"I googled Mortuary Supplies. I am doing research for a novel.
J
I hope you turned on incognito mode , during my "research" it helped cover my tracks
I do all my "research" in incognito mode too
It's the only way to "research" these days. Also gets you cheaper flight prices apparently "
Yep, you definitely get cheaper flights and hotels by searching incognito or after deleting all your cookies and browsing history. |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz
What should I wear?!
The possibilities are endless "
Or like a New Orleans Jazz Funeral.  |
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"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz
She looks far too cute!"
Cute?! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just FYI I can tow at least 120kg on the back of my wheelchair, on a sled. Just so you can work out the max mass of victim I might be able to assist with
Have you any space a week on Tuesday?
Hang on... you invited me up a week on Tuesday!
Obvs I’m also ‘asking for a friend’
I’m not
Decorate it like a Mardis gras float
Omg the mental image is just too much!!! Mrs KC would rock this shiz
She looks far too cute!
Cute?! "
Til you open your pottymouth |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"No. I think you can get them quite easily from various places.
Or go on the dark web. You'll be sorted. Theoretically.
Why are they so widely available? Who needs body bags and not for professional reasons?
Do you have a dark Web link I can borrow? My friend can borrow. Oops."
Theoretically I'd send it to you if I did.
I'm not sure who needs them. Sex People. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"No. I think you can get them quite easily from various places.
Or go on the dark web. You'll be sorted. Theoretically.
Why are they so widely available? Who needs body bags and not for professional reasons?
Do you have a dark Web link I can borrow? My friend can borrow. Oops.
Theoretically I'd send it to you if I did.
I'm not sure who needs them. Sex People."
Sex people? Have I been doing sex wrong? |
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By *irexMan
over a year ago
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet "
When I was in the fire service I had to carry 2 in the back of my car, if only I’d known there was an alternative use for them  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Forget body bags. You need a storage locker, large industrial size plastic drum, and some chemicals.
Just saying."
You should tell the dudes on the telly that... one got caught dragging a bag |
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"DM me, Posh...
You made me cry earlier. It might not be safe "
Oh Posh, I'm sorry. I was going to give you some "advice" on this subject but we may already be compromised |
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"DM me, Posh...
You made me cry earlier. It might not be safe
Want me to use the plastic posh???
Yes please 
Hold the zip ties we have a willing victim!!!! "
Not too tight! I have delicate skin |
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"Don’t know how widely available they are, but you can hold of them. A friend got one for a fancy dress costume not so long ago.
I've seen the fancy dress costume ones... or was that an actual one?"
An actual one. He was very proud it was genuine… kinda weird. But then they’re a strange bunch at times. |
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet "
Tie some of those black doggy poo bags together to make one big bag. I’d say around 47 bags for the average weight and height of a human.
Just a guess obviously… |
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Tie some of those black doggy poo bags together to make one big bag. I’d say around 47 bags for the average weight and height of a human.
Just a guess obviously…"
And then you put your hand in, pick the body up, turn the bag inside out... Perfect 
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"DM me, Posh...
You made me cry earlier. It might not be safe
Want me to use the plastic posh???
Yes please
Hold the zip ties we have a willing victim!!!!
Not too tight! I have delicate skin "
Just breathe in through this hanky and it’ll feel much better. |
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Tie some of those black doggy poo bags together to make one big bag. I’d say around 47 bags for the average weight and height of a human.
Just a guess obviously…
And then you put your hand in, pick the body up, turn the bag inside out... Perfect
J"
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"Forget body bags. You need a storage locker, large industrial size plastic drum, and some chemicals.
Just saying.
You should tell the dudes on the telly that... one got caught dragging a bag"
Clearly these people have little or no experience in moving corpses.
At least its a two person job.
And if seen, it quite obvious what is being moved.
Either bury them at the location they were killed, or chop the body into smaller, more manageable parts.
Buying a body bag leaves a very obvious trail for investigators to follow. |
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"DM me, Posh...
You made me cry earlier. It might not be safe
Want me to use the plastic posh???
Yes please
Hold the zip ties we have a willing victim!!!!
Not too tight! I have delicate skin
Just breathe in through this hanky and it’ll feel much better. "
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I know someone who will love this thread .. And no I don't mean me
And , secondly...
You're watching an actual Telly Box
I know the answers… "
Another one who does not surprise me... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Make sure you're wearing a tyvek suit, tuck your hair in!
I thought maybe one of those morph suits under the tyvek?
Even better.
Pig farm is a great shout. Just get rid of the teeth elsewhere."
Ahh... good point. Grinder maybe. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
When I was in the fire service I had to carry 2 in the back of my car, if only I’d known there was an alternative use for them "
Did they have use by dates like the random shiz in the first aid kit? |
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"DM me, Posh...
You made me cry earlier. It might not be safe
Want me to use the plastic posh???
Yes please
Hold the zip ties we have a willing victim!!!!
Not too tight! I have delicate skin
Just breathe in through this hanky and it’ll feel much better.
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again! "
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Tie some of those black doggy poo bags together to make one big bag. I’d say around 47 bags for the average weight and height of a human.
Just a guess obviously…
And then you put your hand in, pick the body up, turn the bag inside out... Perfect
J"
You’ve got it.
All that’s left then is to hang it from the nearest tree branch |
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet
Tie some of those black doggy poo bags together to make one big bag. I’d say around 47 bags for the average weight and height of a human.
Just a guess obviously…
And then you put your hand in, pick the body up, turn the bag inside out... Perfect
J
You’ve got it.
All that’s left then is to hang it from the nearest tree branch "
Absolute genius. Bodies are always discovered by dogwalkers but this one won't be because it will blend in with the other poop bags.
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I don't really have anything meaningful to add but one thing I've noticed when I've watched (more than my fair share of) real life serial killer / cold cases / unsolved murder type programmes — the suspects or perpetrators ALWAYS seem to wear Carhartt®™ clothing!!  |
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"I'm watching an old episode of Criminal Minds. And it occurred to me that a fair few serial killers (at least on the tellybox) seem to have random big black bodybags knocking about to put their victims in.
Two questions...
1. Are these things freely available online or in physical stores?
2. Would it not be really easy to figure out who the killer was if you could only get them from a couple of places?
Sorry. It's not sexy. Unless you're into that, in which case... um... I know someone you might like to meet "
3 Gaffer tape
4 A wheelie bin
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When .... er if ... you do the deed wear primark jeans and white t-shirt. That way any fibres you leave will be generic common cotton or denim fibres .... untraceable. Burn the clothes after.
Ideally the murder weapon ... oops ... tool of choice should be wood, burn that afterwards also.
As has been said earlier, take care not to drop hair, also blood or saliva.
Avoid cctv areas.
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I would imagine! |
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"When .... er if ... you do the deed wear primark jeans and white t-shirt. That way any fibres you leave will be generic common cotton or denim fibres .... untraceable. Burn the clothes after.
Ideally the murder weapon ... oops ... tool of choice should be wood, burn that afterwards also.
As has been said earlier, take care not to drop hair, also blood or saliva.
Avoid cctv areas.
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I would imagine!"
Get a hazmat suit |
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"When .... er if ... you do the deed wear primark jeans and white t-shirt. That way any fibres you leave will be generic common cotton or denim fibres .... untraceable. Burn the clothes after.
Ideally the murder weapon ... oops ... tool of choice should be wood, burn that afterwards also.
As has been said earlier, take care not to drop hair, also blood or saliva.
Avoid cctv areas.
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I would imagine!"
I'm sure you just read that in a book somewhere |
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"I don't really have anything meaningful to add but one thing I've noticed when I've watched (more than my fair share of) real life serial killer / cold cases / unsolved murder type programmes — the suspects or perpetrators ALWAYS seem to wear Carhartt®™ clothing!!
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I'm a little concerned about your attention to detail on that one... "
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"When .... er if ... you do the deed wear primark jeans and white t-shirt. That way any fibres you leave will be generic common cotton or denim fibres .... untraceable. Burn the clothes after.
Ideally the murder weapon ... oops ... tool of choice should be wood, burn that afterwards also.
As has been said earlier, take care not to drop hair, also blood or saliva.
Avoid cctv areas.
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I would imagine!
Get a hazmat suit
Oh Ive got loads of those waiting to be used "
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