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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London

So it's hard on the spot to come up with them.

But tell me the most useless but interesting fact you know?

What is your random pub talk where everyone looks at you and goes What the fuck why and how do they know that!

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

We are closer in years separation to Tyrannosaurus Rex than T-Rex is to the Stegosaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Even though our fingers are all different lengths, when we form a fist our finger tips all line up

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

A fact is only a fact when you type in caps lock

FACT

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"We are closer in years separation to Tyrannosaurus Rex than T-Rex is to the Stegosaurus."

Mind boggling fact .. everything about time blows the mind

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

A four leaf clover is lucky but what's the most leaf clover ever found on a clover? Can you believe 56 leaves.

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Even though our fingers are all different lengths, when we form a fist our finger tips all line up"

Obseively clenching fist right bow

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

No one can bite their own elbow.

Which, of course, I'm only typing because I want to know that people have read it and tried

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A fact is only a fact when you type in caps lock

FACT"

Carefull now ..

That's how trump made MAGA hats popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the single Ride on Time by Black box the vocals were performed by Heather Small of the M People but in all live performances it was lip synced by a model

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Otters hold hands when sleeping

(Anyone on a dating app will have seen this a million kajillion times )

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A four leaf clover is lucky but what's the most leaf clover ever found on a clover? Can you believe 56 leaves. "

Pictures needed that's insane multiplication of leaves!should leave stuff like that alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We are closer in years separation to Tyrannosaurus Rex than T-Rex is to the Stegosaurus."

I am soooo keeping this for later

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"No one can bite their own elbow.

Which, of course, I'm only typing because I want to know that people have read it and tried "

My back now hurts and I hate you

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Great thread OP,love useless or not so useless facts. My current favourite is that at the Olympic games, the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon is the bullet from a marksmans gun.

XX

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

Ummm yeah .. so that's a thing. ??

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By *mTheMrJMan  over a year ago

Barry


"No one can bite their own elbow.

Which, of course, I'm only typing because I want to know that people have read it and tried "

I'm fighting the urge

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Otters hold hands when sleeping

(Anyone on a dating app will have seen this a million kajillion times )"

Cute .. and thank god I'm not on dating apps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Otters hold hands when sleeping

(Anyone on a dating app will have seen this a million kajillion times )"

Dam that’s a good fact!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

*Obviously* we need, nee demand, a video of this, Rex!

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Great thread OP,love useless or not so useless facts. My current favourite is that at the Olympic games, the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon is the bullet from a marksmans gun.

XX"

Or me after one of the side stall hotdogs.....

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Cleopatra's life was closer in years to the invention of the iPhone, than to the building of the Sphinx. That one blew my mind at first.

XX

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Great thread OP,love useless or not so useless facts. My current favourite is that at the Olympic games, the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon is the bullet from a marksmans gun.

XX"

en garde .. Nice fact!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

Fuck me, that's more of a five or six skin!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is actually a word for someone giving an opinion on something they know nothing about (an all too common phenomenon I’m sure we can all agree!) An 'ultracrepidarian’.

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"On the single Ride on Time by Black box the vocals were performed by Heather Small of the M People but in all live performances it was lip synced by a model "

Nice .. on theme park facts "It's a Small world" was created for the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair. Personally overseen by Walt Disney in support of the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF), it was shipped to Disneyland park after where Walt Milked it for years for his own profit

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cleopatra's life was closer in years to the invention of the iPhone, than to the building of the Sphinx. That one blew my mind at first.

XX"

Time facts I love all like these

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

"

One hundred and one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are further from the Falkland War than the Fzkland War was from WW2

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

"

I hate you for making me count to "a" thousand!

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"There is actually a word for someone giving an opinion on something they know nothing about (an all too common phenomenon I’m sure we can all agree!) An 'ultracrepidarian’. "

Thank you .. "Avoir l'Esprit d'Escalier" French for something you think off to say after the moment and it's too late. Escalator wit

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

One hundred and one?"

It should be One hundred an one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

"

Nine hundred And ninety nine?

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley

A tomato is made up of thousands more genes than a human

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"We are further from the Falkland War than the Fzkland War was from WW2"

It was the Russians who coined the phrase iron lady

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A tomato is made up of thousands more genes than a human "

It holds up .. wow!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is only one London Underground Station (as written on their station sign) that does NOT contain at least one letter from the word 'mackerel'!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Touching Chicken Fact: Chickens have been known to ‘say goodbye’ to one another when one is dying and will sometimes emit soft ‘clicks’ before leaving the sick chicken to die alone in peace.

Somewhat Less Touching Chicken Fact: Some chickens conversely will kill other chickens because they sense something’s wrong with their fellow birds; a disease for example

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina."

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this"

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"There is only one London Underground Station (as written on their station sign) that does NOT contain at least one letter from the word 'mackerel'!"

Lovely .. but I spent years on jubilee line from King's x to Wembley so I started there and St John's Wood

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"On the single Ride on Time by Black box the vocals were performed by Heather Small of the M People but in all live performances it was lip synced by a model "

Midlands based glam rockers Wizard have the sound of a cash register at the start of their christmas hit 'I wish it could be christmas'

Midlands based indie rockers also have the sound of a cash register at the start of their track 'give give give me more more more'

Wizzard features keyboard player Bill Hunt...The Wonderstuff is fronted by singer/guitarist Miles Hunt- his nephew (a nice subtle nod to uncle bill, who inspired his desire to be a rock star)

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part "

This sir os getting quoted at work tomorrow I don't have time to leave it until the pub

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Touching Chicken Fact: Chickens have been known to ‘say goodbye’ to one another when one is dying and will sometimes emit soft ‘clicks’ before leaving the sick chicken to die alone in peace.

Somewhat Less Touching Chicken Fact: Some chickens conversely will kill other chickens because they sense something’s wrong with their fellow birds; a disease for example

"

Kind but fair .. and tasty .. I do like Chickens

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By *C79Man  over a year ago

Caterham

The smell when it rains after a long dry spell is called petrichor.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

It’s impossible to tickle yourself.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It’s impossible to tickle yourself."

This is the content that the Internet is for

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The smell when it rains after a long dry spell is called petrichor."

Interesting but David Tennant in doctor who kinda exploded this

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"It’s impossible to tickle yourself."

Nope. My feet say otherwise.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

“Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends with “mt.”

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

If you removed all the space between all the protons, neutrons and electrons in every living person, the solid mass left overv would be about 2 cubic centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is only one London Underground Station (as written on their station sign) that does NOT contain at least one letter from the word 'mackerel'!

Lovely .. but I spent years on jubilee line from King's x to Wembley so I started there and St John's Wood "

Winner

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"If you removed all the space between all the protons, neutrons and electrons in every living person, the solid mass left overv would be about 2 cubic centimetres."

Crazy. I like it.

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"There is only one London Underground Station (as written on their station sign) that does NOT contain at least one letter from the word 'mackerel'!

Lovely .. but I spent years on jubilee line from King's x to Wembley so I started there and St John's Wood

Winner"

pure luck you its a commute of mine !!

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By *ixed MisterMan  over a year ago

London

All crisps go out of date on a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part

This sir os getting quoted at work tomorrow I don't have time to leave it until the pub"

Know your audience, my man. Know your audience

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"All crisps go out of date on a Saturday. "

Yep ... this is in the memory bank now. I think I can win a bet or two with this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part

This sir os getting quoted at work tomorrow I don't have time to leave it until the pub

Know your audience, my man. Know your audience "

This fortunately or not fits my male and female audience very well!

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Glass is almost a liquid (not actually solid, an amorphous solid)

if you look at window panes that are a few hundred years old, they're thicker at the bottom than the top as they're slowly draining downwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The crimp,on the side of a pasty was intended to he thrown away,due where you find tin and copper deposits you also find arsenic,

Also a traditional pasty had 3/4,savory 1/4 fruit or dessert

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part

This sir os getting quoted at work tomorrow I don't have time to leave it until the pub

Know your audience, my man. Know your audience

This fortunately or not fits my male and female audience very well! "

its also fantastic to tell to the annoying brat thats allowed to run feral round the tables

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The skin on the inside of your cheeks is the same texture as the walls of a vagina.

Yep that's the one .. that gets the look from everyone like what the fuck .. I thank you for this

I didn't read the "you would say in the pub" part

This sir os getting quoted at work tomorrow I don't have time to leave it until the pub

Know your audience, my man. Know your audience

This fortunately or not fits my male and female audience very well!

its also fantastic to tell to the annoying brat thats allowed to run feral round the tables "

Are you talking about me now lol

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Glass is almost a liquid (not actually solid, an amorphous solid)

if you look at window panes that are a few hundred years old, they're thicker at the bottom than the top as they're slowly draining downwards "

Lots of old buildings in town show this .. its very interesting but a slow thing to happen

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The crimp,on the side of a pasty was intended to he thrown away,due where you find tin and copper deposits you also find arsenic,

Also a traditional pasty had 3/4,savory 1/4 fruit or dessert "

Interesting. I thought it was mostly to be thrown away as it was as pastry was a convenient way to keep the inards clean from dirt

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Glass is almost a liquid (not actually solid, an amorphous solid)

if you look at window panes that are a few hundred years old, they're thicker at the bottom than the top as they're slowly draining downwards "

That myth was debunked years ago, it's due to the manufacturing process.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich

The poo of a wombat is cube shaped!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The weight of all the air in the atmosphere above your head is equivalent to having a 1kg weight on every square centimetre of your body

B

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The poo of a wombat is cube shaped! "

Yep I know this .. more thought why and how!

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

"

This will get every man running to bathroom I like this !

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By *C79Man  over a year ago

Caterham


"The smell when it rains after a long dry spell is called petrichor.

Interesting but David Tennant in doctor who kinda exploded this "

Oh. I didn't know that. The cybermen scared me as a kid & I've never watched it since.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"The poo of a wombat is cube shaped!

Yep I know this .. more thought why and how!"

To stop it rolling away when scenting their territory!

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By *C79Man  over a year ago

Caterham


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

"

I tried to make them touch to check of it was true. I fell off the bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

Photos or it didn't happen

Cows can't walk while weeing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the Ministry of Defence issued soldiers special antimicrobial underwear that can be worn up to three months at a time without needing a change.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

I tried to make them touch to check of it was true. I fell off the bed"

If only you had a close up pic of it so you could compare….

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"the Ministry of Defence issued soldiers special antimicrobial underwear that can be worn up to three months at a time without needing a change. "

*Off to look for some*

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The fear of experiencing, seeing, or even thinking about an erection is called ithyphallophobia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The correlation between a man's shoe size and penis is a myth, it's actually the length of the nose that tells

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer, due to thermal expansion meaning the iron heats up, the particles gain kinetic energy and take up more space.

The same happens to my penis in warm weather.

A

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"Otters hold hands when sleeping

(Anyone on a dating app will have seen this a million kajillion times )"

Sea otters do this but river otters do not hold hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

"

I'd rather know if the colour of your top lip matches the tip of my penis

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The average man will produce about 14 gallons of jizz in his lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The average man will produce about 14 gallons of jizz in his lifetime.

"

Imperial or metric ...I need to clean out the shower traps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

I'd rather know if the colour of your top lip matches the tip of my penis "

I’m on my way

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Lalochezia is the emotional relief gained by swearing.

J

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon

The whole "you're my lobster" thing based on the idea that they mate for life is nonsense. They don't.

The female pees on him to show interest. Pee comes out of her face.

Male lobsters beat up rivals. After the alpha goes home to recover horny females line up to get fucked by him. They impress him by more peeing.

Maybe they should be on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

I'd rather know if the colour of your top lip matches the tip of my penis

I’m on my way "

Very kind of you to test that for science

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By *eldomVanilla OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Lalochezia is the emotional relief gained by swearing.

J"

My life at 7 at my laptop begging it work. We have the worst it department

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The whole "you're my lobster" thing based on the idea that they mate for life is nonsense. They don't.

The female pees on him to show interest. Pee comes out of her face.

Male lobsters beat up rivals. After the alpha goes home to recover horny females line up to get fucked by him. They impress him by more peeing.

Maybe they should be on fab?"

Lobster squirt

J

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"The whole "you're my lobster" thing based on the idea that they mate for life is nonsense. They don't.

The female pees on him to show interest. Pee comes out of her face.

Male lobsters beat up rivals. After the alpha goes home to recover horny females line up to get fucked by him. They impress him by more peeing.

Maybe they should be on fab?"

Watersports under water ....another reason not to swim in the sea

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"The whole "you're my lobster" thing based on the idea that they mate for life is nonsense. They don't.

The female pees on him to show interest. Pee comes out of her face.

Male lobsters beat up rivals. After the alpha goes home to recover horny females line up to get fucked by him. They impress him by more peeing.

Maybe they should be on fab?

Watersports under water ....another reason not to swim in the sea "

Ha, if recent news is anything to go by a bit of lobster pee is the last of anyone's worries. I'm putting that down as a fact too!

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

The length of your elbow to your wrist is the size of your foot

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By *ueandbillCouple  over a year ago

Leyland

no word rhymes with month

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

86% of statistics are just made up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

I'd rather know if the colour of your top lip matches the tip of my penis

I’m on my way

Very kind of you to test that for science "

Yup, definitely just for “science”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women’s Areolas usually matches the colour of their inner lip.

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia

Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father. "

J

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father.

J"

I'm sure they still lived happily ever after Julie!

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

The best treatment for a nettle sting is giraffe saliva.

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man  over a year ago

exeter

Jeremy Beadles fingers on his right hand were the same length as his toes !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father. "

But did he touch the butt?

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father.

J"

And Nemo by all accounts had a disability. His dad would have eaten him.

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"Finding Nemo is a lie. Clownfish are born male but are hermaphrodite. When Nemo's mother dies, as the dominant male, Nemo's father would have changed to female. As the only other male clownfish around, Nemo would then have mated his, now female, father.

But did he touch the butt?"

You'll have to wait for another sequel to discover that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The stringy bits inside a banana skin are called phloem bundles.

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Apple products can not be used by any villains/baddies in films or tv productions

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Sharks have been on Earth longer than trees.

The first sharks evolved 450 million years ago… 90 million years before the first trees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

"

Doesn't that depend on the shade of lipstick?

Now I come to think of it, my last date had a bellend that matched the colour of my lipstick!

Eventually

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Oxford university was established 200 years before the Aztec empire

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By *ubeeStarrXoXTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

Some good ones on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

"

One hundred And one,One hundred And two,etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Otters hold hands when sleeping

(Anyone on a dating app will have seen this a million kajillion times )

Dam that’s a good fact! "

They sleep floating on their backs and hold hands so they do not drift apart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most people involved in shark attacks are wet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Portuguese man'o'war jellyfish is not a single animal.It is thousands of identical creatures living in a colony

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By *ister CMan  over a year ago

liverpool

A killer whale or orca... is not a whale at all.

Its a dolphin.

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"A killer whale or orca... is not a whale at all.

Its a dolphin. "

Yes and are arseholes like most dolphins. (Pretty sure this counts as an opinion but I'm putting it down as a fact).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All mammals over 1kg pee for 21 seconds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

I used to use mine to sneak drugs into raves, 15 pills, and 3 grams of cocaine.

The mr

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By *C79Man  over a year ago

Caterham


"The tip of a man’s penis usually matches the colour of their top lip

I tried to make them touch to check of it was true. I fell off the bed

If only you had a close up pic of it so you could compare…. "

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By *it4uMan  over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

Fact: there are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people

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By *lut and sirCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Peanuts grow underground

A lot of people have trouble thinking of an animal that starts with the letter N

Female hyenas have giant clits they give birth through and look like male cocks. They also hit submissive males with them haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turkish people call turkeys "American bird"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fit £1.32 in 2p’s down my foreskin "

Proof that we are not yet a cashless society

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fact: there are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people "

not in Liverpool!

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By *xxpineapplexxXCouple  over a year ago

Dorking

There are more stars and planets in the universe than there are grains of sand in the entire world!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fact: there are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people "

Not quite.

Similar to the fact that on average, Pigeons in London have fewer than 2 legs

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Fact: there are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people

Not quite.

Similar to the fact that on average, Pigeons in London have fewer than 2 legs"

It’s a fact that on average, humans worldwide have less than 2 arms and 2 legs

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Great thread OP,love useless or not so useless facts. My current favourite is that at the Olympic games, the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon is the bullet from a marksmans gun.

XX"

Continuing the Olympic theme. In the all time summer olympic medals table, Usa are first, Soviet Union second. Great Britain? 3rd. http://www.allcompetitions.com/og_medcnt.htm

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