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over a year ago
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"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now 
Mrs C
Did you squirt? This is an important question!"
No, I can't make myself squirt, need hubby for that x |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was having a quick lady wank. I'm back now
Mrs C
Did you squirt? This is an important question!
No, I can't make myself squirt, need hubby for that x"
You need to browse the threads today. You will be sorting yourself out in no time  |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"Seeing as Fab is 90% men I imagine they are all trying to get their cocks in their armpit
I tried, failed miserably.
Did you give it a go?
Yeah put my back out  "
You couldn’t have followed the instructions properly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don’t know about Fab being broken!
But J is now thoroughly broken from trying the new squirting instructions, the fire alarm went off and she pissed all over the new suite . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz 
Priorities chicken! Make up for it later
If I’m still conscious I will "
Just make sure the lid is tight on that vivarium or you'll be upsetting Essex Tom... |
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"Relax, Mr Sprout. Everyone is currently busy trying the new *foolproof* squirting technique. "
Please explain this to me?
I do something that works in less than 10 seconds almost every time but always looking to learn |
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"Relax, Mr Sprout. Everyone is currently busy trying the new *foolproof* squirting technique.
Please explain this to me?
I do something that works in less than 10 seconds almost every time but always looking to learn "
Oh god, don’t you start FingerMaster
Check out the thread of squirting written in capitals |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"I don’t know about Fab being broken!
But J is now thoroughly broken from trying the new squirting instructions, the fire alarm went off and she pissed all over the new suite . "
It pays to keep the plastic cover on to avoid things like this happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz
Priorities chicken! Make up for it later
If I’m still conscious I will
I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status "
Day off today, prepare for chaos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz
Priorities chicken! Make up for it later
If I’m still conscious I will
I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status
Day off today, prepare for chaos "
Ive got popcorn |
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"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz
Priorities chicken! Make up for it later
If I’m still conscious I will
I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status
Day off today, prepare for chaos
Ive got popcorn "
Are you sitting comfortably |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s coz I’m back at work, soz
Priorities chicken! Make up for it later
If I’m still conscious I will
I’m pleased you posted a hot new pic before losing your leisure status
Day off today, prepare for chaos
Ive got popcorn
Are you sitting comfortably "
Fingers at the ready lol
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"Panic over. Normal service has resumed
Are you sure?
I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.
Have you noticed something Dee? "
So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds
But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"Panic over. Normal service has resumed
Are you sure?
I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.
Have you noticed something Dee?
So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds
But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon "
I only know what day it is by checking what picture I’m supposed to have up on the forums
If you notice a breakage in progress press the red button to alert me please |
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"Panic over. Normal service has resumed
Are you sure?
I think so, I’ve been busy so not had chance to keep an eye on it.
Have you noticed something Dee?
So far we have the usual face pics, fishnet and flirt Friday freds
But it’s only early days so I live in hope someone will break something soon
I only know what day it is by checking what picture I’m supposed to have up on the forums
If you notice a breakage in progress press the red button to alert me please "
I’m on it, Mr Sprout |
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