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over a year ago
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I love it when I'm lying down and a girl squats on my cock and bounces. Watching my cock enter her with her pussy lips clamped around my shaft going up and down is such a turn on. Not many women can do that these days...need leg muscles and solid knees. Wish I could find a girl who equally likes that |
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Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J |
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"Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J"
Well I've just come off the phone with Chris.... |
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"Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J
Well I've just come off the phone with Chris...."
I'm going to require contracts signed in triplicate.
J |
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"I love it when I'm lying down and a girl squats on my cock and bounces. Watching my cock enter her with her pussy lips clamped around my shaft going up and down is such a turn on. Not many women can do that these days...need leg muscles and solid knees. Wish I could find a girl who equally likes that "
Solid knees?! Do you nail them up or do they have to arrive pre-nailed?
Does that make you Kneet Rider? |
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"Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J
Well I've just come off the phone with Chris....
I'm going to require contracts signed in triplicate.
J"
I meant Chris the bloke I sometimes go walking with. He'd probably come along if you offered him a pint... |
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"Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J
Well I've just come off the phone with Chris....
I'm going to require contracts signed in triplicate.
J
I meant Chris the bloke I sometimes go walking with. He'd probably come along if you offered him a pint..."
A pint with Chris and some pork scratchings it is. Sigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J
Well I've just come off the phone with Chris....
I'm going to require contracts signed in triplicate.
J
I meant Chris the bloke I sometimes go walking with. He'd probably come along if you offered him a pint...
A pint with Chris and some pork scratchings it is. Sigh. "
I'll tell him you're very excited and to wear his waterproofs... |
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"I love it when I'm lying down and a girl squats on my cock and bounces. Watching my cock enter her with her pussy lips clamped around my shaft going up and down is such a turn on. Not many women can do that these days...need leg muscles and solid knees. Wish I could find a girl who equally likes that "
I love this too; both visually and of course, the sensation. I’m not sure what the actual position is called although an ex described it as, ‘The Monkey’. |
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"Does it really feel that different to cowgirl? For all that extra effort? Because if it doesn't then I can't be bothered.
J"
No it's better than cowgirl |
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"Does it really feel that different to cowgirl? For all that extra effort? Because if it doesn't then I can't be bothered.
J
No it's better than cowgirl"
I think our mattress is too soft for me to do this properly. Sorry Beef. 
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"Does it really feel that different to cowgirl? For all that extra effort? Because if it doesn't then I can't be bothered.
J
No it's better than cowgirl
I think our mattress is too soft for me to do this properly. Sorry Beef.
J"
On the floor is better |
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks  "
I refuse to workout while having sex.
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks
I refuse to workout while having sex.
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I refuse to do either....not through choice  |
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..."these days"...yes, it was very popular in Victorian times, but women were stronger then.
OP - is it a visual thing, as I don't see how whether her legs are taking the strain or not makes a difference to what you feel, or does it? I might be missing out! |
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks "
Well, this is going to draw a crowd at Pure Gym. 
J |
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks
I refuse to workout while having sex.
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Ah, it’s great I tells thee; I always make it a point to do a few planche push ups whilst in the missionary position….  |
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"..."these days"...yes, it was very popular in Victorian times, but women were stronger then.
OP - is it a visual thing, as I don't see how whether her legs are taking the strain or not makes a difference to what you feel, or does it? I might be missing out!"
That's what I wanted to know because I'm lazy. And my knees would cry after the first tabata. They assure me it's worth them just lying there.
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks
Well, this is going to draw a crowd at Pure Gym.
J"
I'm in the gym tomorrow, do you think my PT will mind?! |
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"It might be easier for the lady on the floor gripping a dipping bar to stabilise herself whilst bouncing up and down.
Sexual Callisthenics - it’s real good folks
Well, this is going to draw a crowd at Pure Gym.
J
I'm in the gym tomorrow, do you think my PT will mind?! "
You'll be reet. 
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"I love it when I'm lying down and a girl squats on my cock and bounces. Watching my cock enter her with her pussy lips clamped around my shaft going up and down is such a turn on. Not many women can do that these days...need leg muscles and solid knees. Wish I could find a girl who equally likes that "
That’s tonight’s wank sorted  |
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"Someone needs to invent an adult jumparoo.
Snort laughed at that! How fun would that be?! It would need extra holes for the purposes of this thread though 
J"
And good aim, just incase you boinged up to the ceiling and back |
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"Oh. I was hoping this was going to be a list of demands like rock stars and bands send to venues. But for meets.
I personally require cinnamon buns, a room heated to precisely 25°C and a guaranteed appearance by Chris Hemsworth before I agree to a meet.
J"
There used to be a website called 'the smoking gun', part of its appeal was it published those riders, so the public could see the demands stars made.
It also published many other things, including the evidence against Michael Jackson that was given in court.
I've not seen if the website is still alive or not. |
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"I prefer to do it in the bad weather 'Riders in the Storm' with the Doors open!  "
I know of a story in Russia where a girl was riding a guy outdoors on a hill and got struck by lightning. She fussed onto him then a bear came and started eating her melted cheese flesh off the guy who was incapacitated |
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"I prefer to do it in the bad weather 'Riders in the Storm' with the Doors open!
I know of a story in Russia where a girl was riding a guy outdoors on a hill and got struck by lightning. She fussed onto him then a bear came and started eating her melted cheese flesh off the guy who was incapacitated "
Strewth! That’s a bit grim  |
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