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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We all have abilities gifted to us, for some is sporting, intellectual, physical or a voice that would charm the angels from the heavens.
So we're you blessed as a shagger? Is blowing your partners mind as easy as baking a cake or have you been gifted nothing and the best you can hope for is a few minutes of awkward fumbling before they just do the job themselves?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m a 10th Dan Grandmaster in the art of Shag-Do 
I even have a special blackbelt which I wrap around the base of my mandangle whenever I get down to business  "
I now have images of you in the crane pose from karate kid doing the come here motion to a group of cock hungry ladies. |
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"I’m a 10th Dan Grandmaster in the art of Shag-Do
I even have a special blackbelt which I wrap around the base of my mandangle whenever I get down to business
I now have images of you in the crane pose from karate kid doing the come here motion to a group of cock hungry ladies. "
Mr Miyagi taught me well in this sacred art; ‘Wank on. Wank off.’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker 
Mate, I'm not even a good cook...F should count her blessings! "
I'm sure she counts ever blessing as I flail around on top of her like I'm having an asthma attack  |
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I think I was born a natural shagger. I'm not saying I'm the best by any neans but I knew how to turn a guy on quite early. I never watched porno films or anything I just did what I thought was right |
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"I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker
Mate, I'm not even a good cook...F should count her blessings!
I'm sure she counts ever blessing as I flail around on top of her like I'm having an asthma attack "
Sounds like you score high for effort, which is all I offer too. God loves a trier!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m an absolute shit show, can cycle for fifty miles and lift weights, do a physical job etc but as soon as it gets to dinging the donger well it’s all Pete Tonging …. |
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