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A lady who has not been named (and you’ll doubtless understand her insistence on anonymity in a moment…) visited a clinic in Honduras, complaining of feeling 'extremely restless, agitated and sweaty'.
She had also been unable to sleep the previous night and said it felt like something 'extremely strange' was in her vagina.
Upon closer examination, the doctor was somewhat shocked to find and remove a cockroach (yes, you read that correctly) from deep inside her(!!!)
Sadly, there was no indication in the news story as to the well being of the presumably somewhat lost insect however.
Anyway; ladies: Be sure to check yourselves   |
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"A lady who has not been named (and you’ll doubtless understand her insistence on anonymity in a moment…) visited a clinic in Honduras, complaining of feeling 'extremely restless, agitated and sweaty'.
She had also been unable to sleep the previous night and said it felt like something 'extremely strange' was in her vagina.
Upon closer examination, the doctor was somewhat shocked to find and remove a cockroach (yes, you read that correctly) from deep inside her(!!!)
Sadly, there was no indication in the news story as to the well being of the presumably somewhat lost insect however.
Anyway; ladies: Be sure to check yourselves "
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"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment. "
Did you know that a cockroach can actually survive without its head for up to nine days?
Imagine the unfortunate scene of the poor little bugger running around blindly, unable to eat, drink or even think(!) for all that time…  |
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"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.
Did you know that a cockroach can actually survive without its head for up to nine days?
Imagine the unfortunate scene of the poor little bugger running around blindly, unable to eat, drink or even think(!) for all that time… "
Well quite. They also smell ungodly when dead so I sort of hope for everyone's sake it wasn't. I think I'd rather an alive (albeit distressed) cockroach there than one that's festering away.
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over a year ago
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"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.
Did it lay eggs up there? "
And when they hatch will they come out like in the Alien movies  |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.
Did it lay eggs up there?
And when they hatch will they come out like in the Alien movies "
Was thinking more of the bug in MIB  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't get me wrong I hate cockroaches but I feel like this little guy deserves to live. Imagine the stories he'll tell his friends?
Rights for Vagroaches! "
Squatters rights!!! |
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"How in god's name did it get up there? "
I have been wracking my brain with this very question.
I can only assume that the little fella decided on a spot of potholing and whilst out and about, came across a rather curious and challenging looking cavern…. |
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"How in god's name did it get up there?
I have been wracking my brain with this very question.
I can only assume that the little fella decided on a spot of potholing and whilst out and about, came across a rather curious and challenging looking cavern…. "
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"At this point going to bed and thinking I might actually be able to sleep is bordering on insanely stupid. "
Be sure to thoroughly check under your covers for any pervy, lurking, creepy crawlies and make sure to wear tight fitting, reinforced knickers as an added barrier against these deranged little intruders… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At this point going to bed and thinking I might actually be able to sleep is bordering on insanely stupid. "
Night night sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite - cause there are literally thousands of them  |
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