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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

...you cross a musical instrument with a fish.

A piano tuna.

Your turn. Make it as crap as you can.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with Lassie?

A dog that rips your arm off and then goes for help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a giant gorilla with a table tennis game?

Kink Kong ping pong

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By *heFabtasticsCouple over a year ago

brentwood

What do you get when you cross an 80’s wrestler with a Dry Cleaners?

Laundre the Giant.

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By *uesswhooMan over a year ago

Tilbury

A bass guitarfish.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

What do you get if you wank Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

A weak end.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

What do you get if you feed cement to a chicken?

A brick layer.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"...you cross a musical instrument with a fish.

A piano tuna.

Your turn. Make it as crap as you can.

Did you mean make it carp as you can ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What do you get if you cross Mount Vesuvius with Oily Fruit ?

A Lavacado !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?

A porkchop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a poodle?

A Cocker Poodle Doo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What do you get if you cross a Jehova's Witness with an Atheist .... ?

People who keep knocking on your door but don't know why

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

What do you get if you cross a T-rex with a Brontosaurus a frickin great monster

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

What do you get if you cross a bull dog with a shitzu

A bullshit

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

What do do call the child of Shiela and Ted

A shithead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

What do you get if you cross swingers with a low fibre diet?

Shag piles

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?

A baaaaa nana

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

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