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"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab  
And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!) 
Only over you  "
Can we have yellow bedsheets |
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"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab
And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)
Only over you
Can we have yellow bedsheets "
Yes good idea.. And you can seductively eat a Banana for extra authenticity  |
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"May I suggest crumble for the driveway"
Ooh yes. Accents of fruit to go in the crumble. Grey washed out wood and lots of forest green
Different shades of yellow and brown to represent different types of custard? |
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"Can we get a middle finger Emoji please Fab
And here’s our first volunteer to stir the custard (coloured paint!)
Only over you
Can we have yellow bedsheets
Yes good idea.. And you can seductively eat a Banana for extra authenticity "
Ooh now you’re getting into the swing of things  |
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Use at your discretion whatever colour, shade and hue literally makes your quim quiver to your aesthetic delight, but please kindly ensure that you use a decent paint brand such as — Farrow & Ball, Fired Earth or Sanderson etc. Avoid the cheap brands such Dulux, Crown, B&Q, Leyland, Valspar and so forth.
Cheap Tasmanian brands are best avoided. |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy  "
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks. |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks."
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard. |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard."
Will this subject ever die ffs |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs "
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily  |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily "
I'm honoured |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily
I'm honoured "
Resurrected like the good lord Jesus |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily
I'm honoured
Resurrected like the good lord Jesus "
Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily
I'm honoured
Resurrected like the good lord Jesus
Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ "
Wonder if he’d have liked custard |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily
I'm honoured
Resurrected like the good lord Jesus
Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ "
This apple crumble is my body, broken for you. This custard is...
Hang on. This is the kid's Bible. Never mind. |
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"We're decorating a home as an ode to ancient mouldy custard.
What style, colour palette, etc are we using?
(Forest green upholstery in velvet to imitate mould?)"
Colors that resemble mold and decay, such as olive green, mustard yellow, and a muted brown, would be fitting for this theme. You could also incorporate shades of purple and burgundy to create a sense of richness and depth.
Fabrics: To imitate the texture and appearance of mouldy custard, plush velvet in a deep forest green would be perfect for upholstery. Curtains made of a sheer, netted material could add a touch of vintage elegance while also hinting at the theme. |
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"Magnolia being a creamy white...
So custard is a creamy white...
And creamy white sounds like spunk...
Custard might get more interesting
Oh god Swingy
I've always felt that spunk is a bit more like half set egg white... Custard is only made with the egg yolks.
Hmm. Ok. Spunky pavlova. I suppose that doesn't go well with custard.
Will this subject ever die ffs
Maybe for Easter. Like, temporarily
I'm honoured
Resurrected like the good lord Jesus
Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ
Wonder if he’d have liked custard "
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"We're decorating a home as an ode to ancient mouldy custard.
What style, colour palette, etc are we using?
(Forest green upholstery in velvet to imitate mould?)
Colors that resemble mold and decay, such as olive green, mustard yellow, and a muted brown, would be fitting for this theme. You could also incorporate shades of purple and burgundy to create a sense of richness and depth.
Fabrics: To imitate the texture and appearance of mouldy custard, plush velvet in a deep forest green would be perfect for upholstery. Curtains made of a sheer, netted material could add a touch of vintage elegance while also hinting at the theme."
Bravo |
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This should kill the thread nicely
Dont kill or remove the damp or yellow sulpher stains on the chimney breast ,just paint over with a crappy paint and 2 bob brush and roller, job done |
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