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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes  "
Whaaaaaaat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.
Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere. |
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"I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.
Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere."
I was only trying to save on washing up  |
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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago
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"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.
I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.
What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"
The Crème Egg has now lost its innocence Whoever this guy is, may he face the wrath of 1000 M&M’s slingshot towards him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.
I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.
What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"
Did you see it live ?
Completed smut, I wonder if he had creme egg number 2 stuck up his arse as a finale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.
Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere."
Cuntshe Nutters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.
I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.
What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"
Have you seen a man eat his own head? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I saw a video last year of a woman lying on her back with her legs right up in the air, while another woman filled her vagina up with milk, poured in some cereal, grabbed a spoon and used her as a cereal bowl.
Neither of them could take it at all seriously. Cue lots of laughter and milk everywhere.
I was only trying to save on washing up "
Was there a guy in the background dressed as a tiger with his thumbs up, going "They're Grrrrreat!!"
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"Worst thing I got sent over WhatsApp was a guy with his cock inside a Barby doll and jizzing in it til spunk poured out the mouth and eyes
Where do people get these ideas??!!!"
I was seeing someone who jizzed inside my irregular choice shoes. If you know what these are you'll appreciate that this is something to NEVER do. Worst still they were my Animal Muppet ones. Animal had cum seeping out of his mouth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.
I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.
What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"
Your innocence is utterly adorable.
I think the only thing that’s ever really icked me out was at a party. A bloke was rolling bits of his own poo in to balls and popping them into a Malteasers box and offering them out.
I haven’t eaten a malteaser to this day. It’s been nearly 10 years. |
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""Just seen a guy fucking a Creme Egg.
I think that’s it. I’ve completed smut.
What’s raised your eyebrows recently?"
Your innocence is utterly adorable.
I think the only thing that’s ever really icked me out was at a party. A bloke was rolling bits of his own poo in to balls and popping them into a Malteasers box and offering them out.
I haven’t eaten a malteaser to this day. It’s been nearly 10 years."
I must admit I laughed at this but it's obviously disgusting. More to the point poor you, I love Maltesers (the original ones, not this new poo variation) |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Now far be it from me to spoil your cream eggs good folks, but have you noticed that the inside resembles semen?
Hmmm….intriguing indeed… "
If the inside of a crème egg resembles your semen, you should visit your doctor. In the meantime, drink lots of fluids. |
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crème eggs are awesome 