There's a really sweet video of Jeremy Clarkson laughing his head off while goats climb all over him.
A goat ate my mum's handbag at Chessington zoo once and when we kept goats mum and I forgot to lock them away and they ate all the washing we hung out up as far as they could reach  |
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I like to use goats
To make goat skin coats
They are soft and warm and hairy
If you use a male goat
You get a handle for the coat
Cos he's got a dick and not just a mary.
If you use a girl goat
There'll be a hole in your coat
But try not to be over shock-et
Cos a lovely warm coat
Made from a girl goat
Has a brilliant ready to use pocket. |
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