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What shall I call my hamster?
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " There is only one name you can pic Its. Wonko | |||
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What about Merkin? 
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " Dave | |||
"Freddy Star" Only those above a certain age will understand the connection | |||
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"Freddy Star" Freddy Starr's lunch! | |||
"Boris. It should only be around about 2 years. ((Sorry)) " | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " If he's your first hamster, then "Alpha" Second one "Beta" You will know many you have lost to Freddie Starr related incidents... | |||
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"SPG" Ah nostalgia ... | |||
"SPG. Young Ones fans will remember " Good old Special Patrol Group | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " Tricky Dicky | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. There is only one name you can pic Its. Wonko" That's actually tempting. | |||
"Boris. It should only be around about 2 years. ((Sorry)) " Very apt!  | |||
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"Buggerlugs has a nice ring to it.." That's funny too | |||
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"I've got till half three to come up with something. " I've told. Like highlander there can be only one Wonko perfect name hes got beard | |||
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"Got it. How about Basil? It was good enough for Manuel "Only Siberian hamsters! | |||
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"Hammie" I might call him sushi. | |||
"Hammie I might call him sushi. " It's a strong name, I'd encourage you to | |||
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"SPG. Young Ones fans will remember " Rik thought it was stupid so Viv said ok "Hello Cliff Richard". Wound Rik up! | |||
"Haloumi" My vote was wonko but has fell on deaf ears . But. I do think. Haloumi. Has a ring to it. | |||
"Haloumi My vote was wonko but has fell on deaf ears . But. I do think. Haloumi. Has a ring to it." Or a bit of a squeak. | |||
"Hammie I might call him sushi. " Love it. How about, and along the same theme, Wasabi. | |||
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"Hammie I might call him sushi. " Sounds fishy | |||
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"Rambo" Or muffin for more neutral one | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. There is only one name you can pic Its. Wonko" I second this ….. Wonko the mighty | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. There is only one name you can pic Its. Wonko I second this ….. Wonko the mighty " God bless you sir but late in the day the lady seams to gone away our pleas dismissed for other names | |||
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"Last one I had (my son) was called Momo as it was peach coloured and it's Japanese for peach "Actually that sounds nice and rolls off the tongue | |||
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"Do hamsters even respond to their name? We must’ve had a thick one "I doubt it. I just need the others to know who I'm referring to or talking about. | |||
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"Toni " Fuck u Toni | |||
"Toni Fuck u Toni" Ezekiel | |||
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"Fried "sorry meant Fred | |||
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"Bob." 90% of people say Bob when asked to say a random name. Made up fact of the day | |||
"I think it's being named Darkling. " Noice | |||
"I think it's being named Darkling. " You spelt Wheelie wrong. | |||
"I think it's being named Darkling. You spelt Wheelie wrong." wheelie? | |||
"I think it's being named Darkling. You spelt Wheelie wrong.wheelie? "Well done | |||
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"I think it's being named Darkling. You spelt Wheelie wrong.wheelie? "It Wheelie is Wheelie | |||
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"Actually that sounds nice and rolls off the tongue "Hamsters don’t actually like that | |||
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"Haloumi My vote was wonko but has fell on deaf ears . But. I do think. Haloumi. Has a ring to it. Or a bit of a squeak. " Pah ha ha ha. Winner. | |||
"I think it's being named Darkling. " Did it sell it's little hamster soul to the devil? | |||
"Love it. "See you, teddy bear. C'mere." " There will be a fair number with no clue what we refer to. | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. Dave" Seconded. Great name for a hamster | |||
"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. There is only one name you can pic Its. Wonko That's actually tempting. " I forbid it  | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " Call him X then forthwith will be known as XHamster | |||
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"My one was called Parma, as in Parma Ham(ster). He was absolutely adorable and I miss him immensely. "I do like Parma for a gender neutral name. I used this methodology for naming my hamster he/she was called Reconstituted. | |||
"My one was called Parma, as in Parma Ham(ster). He was absolutely adorable and I miss him immensely.
I do like Parma for a gender neutral name. I used this methodology for naming my hamster he/she was called Reconstituted. "• One day Grånny, you and I are going to meet for a tête-à-tête. | |||
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"He's male but I want a gender neutral or unisex name. " Name him after my long deceased car may he rot in peace in the great scrapyard in sky ! Kevin | |||
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"Wow. I've had the critter for 7 weeks already " What did you call them in the end? | |||
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"Hammy McHamsterface Mofuck " This Hamstar is now at lest 7 weeks old am am sure she has named the dam thing in fact it's probably in the wheelie bin buy now.. | |||
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