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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not blowing smoke up anyone's arse today. You can't make me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am sure they will make you with the promise of boobs

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"I'm not blowing smoke up anyone's arse today. You can't make me.

That's quite a bespoke fetish...

On a serious note, Good on you!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Did someone mentioned boobs?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'll have to stop bending over then

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

I definitely heard boobs

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Manner’s make the man. Will you please blow smoke up my arse sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

No but I thought about bewbs. Can women read minds now?

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Manner’s make the man. Will you please blow smoke up my arse sir?

Fuck... I do have a weakness for manners... But nope!

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

In !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No smoke please, a gent would add more lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

I definitely heard boobs

Yeah that was me again.....some reason it's all I can think of today

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not blowing smoke today or any day

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By *elinda BeaverCouple over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

What about stroking?!

I'll just lay here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about if I hold my bum cheeks open to make it easier?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead? "

Probably the cigarette he’s not smoking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about if I hold my bum cheeks open to make it easier?"

Making the bum cheeks clap like a show seal at Chester zoo might work

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead?

Probably the cigarette he’s not smoking

Usually they save that for after.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me neither OP .

I want someone to tell me I'm pretty instead

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

Ummmm get your own thread... Actually don't! Then it will take all the attention away from mine.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead? "

Depends. You got cake for me?

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"What about stroking?!

I'll just lay here!

Stroking is okay

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Me neither OP .

I want someone to tell me I'm pretty instead "

That's a trap!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

Ummmm get your own thread... Actually don't! Then it will take all the attention away from mine. "

Can’t be arsed. My inbox is always open for boobs though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead?

Depends. You got cake for me? "

Cake as a side dish or icing with sprinkles on her arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about if I hold my bum cheeks open to make it easier?

Making the bum cheeks clap like a show seal at Chester zoo might work "

Noted

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Me neither OP .

I want someone to tell me I'm pretty instead "

You are. You really are. And I’ll hold your hand by the seaside and tell you so, if you let me share one of those hipster ice-creams you were banging on about last night …

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By *elinda BeaverCouple over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"What about stroking?!

I'll just lay here!

Stroking is okay"

Budge up then.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

Ummmm get your own thread... Actually don't! Then it will take all the attention away from mine.

Can’t be arsed. My inbox is always open for boobs though

So is mine but I rarely get them

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"So what are you going to put up my arse in its stead?

Depends. You got cake for me?

Cake as a side dish or icing with sprinkles on her arse? "

Why not both

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

Ummmm get your own thread... Actually don't! Then it will take all the attention away from mine.

Can’t be arsed. My inbox is always open for boobs though

So is mine but I rarely get them"

On their way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mentioned boobs?

Can I have all the boobs

Ummmm get your own thread... Actually don't! Then it will take all the attention away from mine.

Can’t be arsed. My inbox is always open for boobs though

So is mine but I rarely get them

On their way

I'll help out too

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Thank you, ladies!

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"What about if I hold my bum cheeks open to make it easier?"

If I did that I'd be blowing noxious smoke OUT of my arse today. Don't need any more blowing up there, that's for sure.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm not blowing smoke up anyone's arse today. You can't make me.

Blowing smoke is so 80's.....

You need to not blow vape up someone's arse these days.

*smells nicer too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me neither OP .

I want someone to tell me I'm pretty instead

You are. You really are. And I’ll hold your hand by the seaside and tell you so, if you let me share one of those hipster ice-creams you were banging on about last night …"

Oooo I like that idea . Would we still need spoons?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Would we still need spoons?

Depends where you’re putting the ice-cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would we still need spoons?

Depends where you’re putting the ice-cream.

The possibilities are endless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would we still need spoons?

Depends where you’re putting the ice-cream.

The possibilities are endless

Still a bit cold for me with icecream yet!! Perhaps melted chocolate - think of warm wax only with chocolate instead

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