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Best bit of advice for anyone new on here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."
Never a truer word spoken, big dick on profile and 5-6 fabs, put my baking on and it goes crazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Manage your expectations.
It's a marathon not a sprint.
They'll get you with their magical marauding minges so lube well for a quick slick exit to escape monogamy.
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"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge.
Never a truer word spoken, big dick on profile and 5-6 fabs, put my baking on and it goes crazy"
So true I've had more fabs for my pie than my pie.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be open minded and imagine that everyone is in it for themselves.
After time, (a long long time) your views might change and you might speak to people that are not like my point above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take anything anyone says with a pinch of salt, the good, the bad, and the different.
People talk a lot of utter bollocks so don't take anything seriously or to heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given) "
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Be unapologetically yourself - people do love a bit of criticism here
Do not feel pressure to be into absolutely everything taboo/kinky etc one persons idea of swinging may not be yours and that’s ok
Whatever you are here for remember to have fun - treat it like an escapism from the normal day to day and don’t get bogged down comparing yourself to others, there’s room for everyone
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Loads of great advise from fellow fabbers  would add
- Fab can be addictive, remember there is more to life than whats on this site.
- Don't lose your self respect/ morals just to get laid
- Don't forget to have fun, don't take everything so serious   |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Make sure you send every woman/tv/man you fancy a big pic of your erect dick. Women, especially, love this and will drive for hours to be with you.
Be sure to open your message to them with something like "hey sexy xxxx wuu2 u want me to cum ova n breed u be my bitch xxxx" - you get the idea. Make sure that your spelling is atrocious.
Follow this simple advice, my son, and you will have so much sex, you won't know what hit you!
... or rather, no, do the opposite! That's right. Sorry, I got confused.
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Just do what makes you happy.
Don't tailor yourself to suit the narrative of others.
Don't be afraid to show yourself off.
Be proud of who you are.
If you're a man seeking women... Hahahaha... hahahaha!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
If you came here because for whatever reason you can't manage to source sex in the real world and think it'll be easier on here, then come back once you've solved the Middle East crisis, ended world hunger and discovered a way to generate free electricity til the end of time.
Because those are more likely to happen.
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The first time nerves are to be expected.
I still get butterflies when meeting new people, its all part of the excitement.
The hardest thing is ringing the doorbell.
Create a SAFE word which if uttered means you leave
Create A GO word which you can use to discretley tell each other that you are happy to proceeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss "
Oh no...seriously???
Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Throw all your expectations out the window.
If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.
If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.
You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.
If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.
Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.
However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.
You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.
Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Balance it with a healthy normal social life.
Be prepared to be treated ignorantly by many couples, you are a commodity, a cock amongst many.
But there are many nice folk on here so be polite and persist and you will meet nice people. |
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Make one of your first purchases a rope and some lube - you’re gonna be going deep, hard and long.
If you’re anything like me, you’ve cracked the code to understanding and managing all women. Listen to me in the forums and you will be swimming in drippy clunge gasping for breath and crying out for a quiet night in with the horlicks.
This is a business and the opposite sex are a commodity. There is no space for weakness or listening to views from others.
I regularly give master classes on how to be successful and they should be assimilated by all otherwise you’re doing fab wrong.
I am the light. I am the way.
I am fab Jesus.
I am sex God.
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Oh - occasionally you’ll encounter people in the forums who are fucking morons.
Not me, obviously. It’s everyone else. I don’t understand why they can’t see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throw all your expectations out the window.
If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.
If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.
You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.
If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.
Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.
However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.
You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.
Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen "
This is solid
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Throw all your expectations out the window.
If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.
If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.
You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.
If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.
Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.
However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.
You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.
Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen
This is solid
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The good the bad and the carrot cake |
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"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "
I better get some of my grey look pics up on here, mix it up with the dyed look, so that's where I've been going wrong ha |
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""the forums are supposed to be fun" say the powers that be,you have a politics and virus forum.......fun? Would you like to rephrase that"
Actually both those forums are fun(ny).
There is always good comical content to be found. |
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If someone advertises a meet, take what's on offer. Eg, meet at ours at 8pm on Weds, blow and go.
Don't offer, to meet Tues at 11am, just to watch  .
So frustrating trawling through the unwanted replies. Or, sending them a message the next day, asking them to let you know when the next one is. When you didnt bother for the previous one. |
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss
Oh no...seriously???
Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i."
I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle |
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If someone catches your eye & you've been messaging. Always speak on phone, live video call, especially if stating cpls profile, meet at pub/coffee before agreeing to play as many are not what they seem.
Avoid chit chat penpals who never commit to anything.
Remember good & bad in all walks of life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss
Oh no...seriously???
Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.
I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle "
Ive not actually searched it yet.
Munging is still hard to beat! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
If swinging is a genuine lifestyle choice for you, and you are prepared to lay a lot of groundwork it will work out, eventually.
Read what is written in the forum, but form your own opinions and develop your own personal 'style'.
Age is not a barrier, but being impatient, abusive or disrespectful is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Set a time limit on getting to know anybody new on Fab.
Could be anywhere from between a week to a month at most, but unless it's for a very compelling reason and you've managed to continue communications with them off this site on personal messaging like Whatsapp or Telegram etc, cut your losses and move on to seek others to meet up for fun if they still haven't/don't respond to your proposals for meeting up IRL.
Life's too short to just be waiting on anybody on Fab when we're only ever one of infinite options for others here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be respectful, be kind, don't be a dickhead and have good chat.
Swinging is more than just the sex, there are real people on the other side of messages etc, never lose sight of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss
Oh no...seriously???
Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.
I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle
Ive not actually searched it yet.
Munging is still hard to beat!"
Don't do it. The images will scar you for life |
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"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?  "
Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?
Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach "
Jesus wept  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.
You can thank me later
Eg:
frubing
Munging
(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)
Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss
Oh no...seriously???
Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.
I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle
Ive not actually searched it yet.
Munging is still hard to beat!
Don't do it. The images will scar you for life "
Figging is hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?
Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach "
Only did this once on hear
Never again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're a new female be prepared for the fresh meat flood in your inbox.
For the first two weeks have no pictures and bio and block every fucker that messages as they clearly aren't sane!
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Ah it's not that bad but when you first join you think wtf pointless but stick at it you may strike lucky, I go in the searches list to do the if you can call it the serious trying to connect messages, and go in the forums for the banter and jokes but for a date to meet agree with what seems most of site its so difficult. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use the site by all means but neither anticipate or expect a meet. Whatever expectations you have of this site, lower them massively!
Be comfortable with any information you give out. For example, the majority of women on here will demand a face pic, make sure you're comfortable with sending one out and the implications it may have, for example they may recognise or know you, especially if local.
Know your worth and don't just settle for a shag.
Don't be afraid to say exactly what you're looking for. Women are always putting criteria against their meets such as no beards, muscular guys, vwe only etc. So if you want a size 8 blonde, don't be afraid to put that (but realise this will limit you even further)!
If you get in the mindset of you have more chance of winning the lottery than scoring on here, that kinda sets your expectations!!
Good luck! |
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So if its man I say turn again and look elsewhere we got enough we full up . if its a woman then I'd say welcome my dear let me take you by the hand and lead to the promised land .others that may new I'll leave them for the rest of you to guide them where you will . |
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"Put you’re head between you’re legs
And kiss your ass goodbye "
Omg yes , it make me giggle and photo shop cock pic when there cock appears to twelve inches he but in ther hand it’s 6 . Tip for
Those men a lynx can is bigger than sure ?? |
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Don't take negativity in a bad way you're just not their preference, don't ever expect to get a reply, don't look at hot pics and message anyone on the first 10 pages, don't expect to be liked straight away, do expect to get blocked if you're more than 15 miles from your target profile, if you send a face pic and ask for one in return down expect to get one  |
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"Don't take negativity in a bad way you're just not their preference, don't ever expect to get a reply, don't look at hot pics and message anyone on the first 10 pages, don't expect to be liked straight away, do expect to get blocked if you're more than 15 miles from your target profile, if you send a face pic and ask for one in return down expect to get one "
don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to buy Lynx preferably Africa
Does that helps? asking for a friend "
Tell your friend to invest in one, upload a pic, he will fucked by 6 pm |
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