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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looking to shoot a weeks worth of cum soon, building it up, edging myself, oozing pre cum.. Anyone for phone or video fun/joi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy spaffing day OP, congratumalations

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was hard not cumming for a week n half, but tonight, I'm going to finally enjoy a nice wank then a great orgasm x

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

Please make sure you post back on this thread after the deed is done to let us know how it was. Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah, just trying to hold off for as long as I can till it's to far to not let it shoot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reckon you could hit the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking to shoot a weeks worth of cum soon, building it up, edging myself, oozing pre cum.. Anyone for phone or video fun/joi"

Let's us know how far you managed to shoot

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Did you remember the wet wipes for after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hoping so, that or I'm getting a facial lol.. its built up that much, I can feel myself saying just cum, you'll love it, but I want to tease myself till I cant control it..love getting close then on cam or phone someone makes the call and tells me I'm allowed to cum.. super hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah, mop and bucket lol think its gonna be that heavy, may have to finish with a posh wank lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looking to shoot a weeks worth of cum soon, building it up, edging myself, oozing pre cum.. Anyone for phone or video fun/joi

Let's us know how far you managed to shoot "

Anyone got a measuring tape lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think it's going to be a toe curler and very noisy when I do finally blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Reckon you could hit the ceiling?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it over yet

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m bored now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it over yet

Don't think so ... I haven't heard the eruption

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy spaffing day OP, congratumalations"

Surely it should be CUMgratulations?

Anyway, enjoy, OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it over yet

Don't think so ... I haven't heard the eruption"

Did the earth not move for you

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

Suspense is killing me

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Breaking News: Reports are coming in of a possible earthquake in Derby tonight…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy spaffing day OP, congratumalations

Surely it should be CUMgratulations?

Anyway, enjoy, OP"

I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he’s cute

if he reaches the ceiling I’ll keep him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will he go off like a can of Pringles??? Once you pop, you can't stop'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think he’s cute

if he reaches the ceiling I’ll keep him"

Glittering jizzy stalactites?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think he’s cute

if he reaches the ceiling I’ll keep him

Glittering jizzy stalactites? "

Hope they glow in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might try this now that my site supporters has ran out.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Breaking News: Reports are coming in of a possible earthquake in Derby tonight….."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reckon you could hit the ceiling?

You have more s of control than I do OP! Have you considered going into the cam rooms for some help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reckon you could hit the ceiling?

You have more s of control than I do OP! Have you considered going into the cam rooms for some help?

Or subscription only live stream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind. "

Fuck that's going to really sting

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind.

Fuck that's going to really sting"

It’ll sting more when he bumps his head while blinded

Ps. Could be either head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind.

Fuck that's going to really sting

It’ll sting more when he bumps his head while blinded

Ps. Could be either head

Let’s just hope his trousers weren’t round his ankles at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit if it came out with the force he was expecting, he might have fractured his eye socket!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind.

Fuck that's going to really sting

It’ll sting more when he bumps his head while blinded

Ps. Could be either head

Let’s just hope his trousers weren’t round his ankles at the time. "

I’ve not laughed so hard in ages. Sorry OP that image will be with me all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind.

Fuck that's going to really sting

It’ll sting more when he bumps his head while blinded

Ps. Could be either head

Let’s just hope his trousers weren’t round his ankles at the time.

I’ve not laughed so hard in ages. Sorry OP that image will be with me all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s been almost 35 mins since we’ve heard from the OP…..

We’d better send the emergency teams in.

…..possibly by boat

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol"

Ahhh there you are! We were getting worried

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Armbands good idea lol im really close..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m glad you’re not concussed or blind OP, thanks for checking back in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol"

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Still chuckling here. Let us know when you’ve done the deed OP but tbh I’ll probably hear you from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cant wait, I'm not gonna beuch longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+"

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still chuckling here. Let us know when you’ve done the deed OP but tbh I’ll probably hear you from here

"
lol I think you will..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant wait, I'm not gonna beuch longer "

Beuch?

Is that the noise you make when you pull your cum face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol multi tasking it's not working

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant wait, I'm not gonna beuch longer

Beuch?

Is that the noise you make when you pull your cum face? "

Thats from hitting the eye

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cant wait, I'm not gonna beuch longer

Beuch?

Is that the noise you make when you pull your cum face?

Thats from hitting the eye

^^ the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant wait, I'm not gonna beuch longer

Beuch?

Is that the noise you make when you pull your cum face?

Thats from hitting the eye

^^ the voice of experience

Mines more, now that was a cunt thing to do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors "

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

We're all waiting for the climax of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

We're all waiting for the climax of the thread "

I’m on the “edge” of my seat.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

We're all waiting for the climax of the thread "

Climax being the crucial word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

We're all waiting for the climax of the thread

I’m on the “edge” of my seat. "

Ops hanging in there by the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

We're all waiting for the climax of the thread

Climax being the crucial word

I'm hoping its not just a blob for him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him. "

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out "

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Let’s hope he didn’t spontaneously combust and is just a leg with a Shoe on next to a toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only explanation for leaving us hanging on this long is he’s shot his self in the eye and is running around partially blind. "

Is there anyone else that got the 'he can't see Jeff, he's gone blind'

From Byker Grove back in the day?

Just me? I'll close the door on my way out then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s hope he didn’t spontaneously combust and is just a leg with a Shoe on next to a toilet.

Not everyone wanks on the toilet ... don't judge everyone by your own standards!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not let it out, wheres my safety glasses lol

#sound of sire wailing#

+Tsunami alert. Tsunami alert+

+Code White+

+This is not a drill+

Lifeboats ready to look for survivors

Unexpected contender for thread of the year.

My votes still with the fish n chips thread for that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)"

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Let’s hope he didn’t spontaneously combust and is just a leg with a Shoe on next to a toilet.

Not everyone wanks on the toilet ... don't judge everyone by your own standards!

Multitasking

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling "

That's not unusual

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Did I miss it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss it?"

Not yet.

Collect your hard hat and goggles from the store

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual "

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss it?"

Too much talk of cumming and none of it actually happening. We’re still waiting on the main event.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I guess at £8.95 now please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb "

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

Takes longer to find inspiration than it does to do the deed... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

Want to borrow my hand?

No?

Oh.ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

Want to borrow my hand?

No?

Oh.ok."

How bout my tongue

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

Want to borrow my hand?

No?

Oh.ok."

I don’t use my hands darling. But thanks for the offer

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If he’s doesn’t blow a hole through his roof I’m going to be disappointed for him.

I'm expecting him to at least take a plane out

I was just hoping he'd repaint his ceiling. I admire your ambition (for him)

Helping him to "shoot" for the stars

Great tune

Perfect tune for when he does reach the point of no return

It makes me cum hard

Not the only thing that makes you cum hard LB

No that is true. Barry Manilow also works

Tom Jones must make you hit the ceiling

That's not unusual

I just want your extra time and your…. Kiss

Sex bomb sex bomb

Why thank you

Off for a (ladywank)

Unlike the OP I’ll only need 34 seconds

Want to borrow my hand?

No?

Oh.ok.

How bout my tongue "

Not tonight

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Any ejaculatory joy yet op?

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

I love how the community came together (ahem) for a random thread about a guy having a wank

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I love how the community came together (ahem) for a random thread about a guy having a wank

We’re always ready to lend a hand

Uh…..figuratively I mean…

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

OP are you still wanking? I set my alarm especially to get the breaking news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP are you still wanking? I set my alarm especially to get the breaking news "

We've been up all night waiting, we were waiting to see a cum comet streak through the night sky

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By *aughty masonMan over a year ago

nowhere

"OP are you still wanking? I set my alarm especially to get the breaking news "

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm watching the morning headlines and waiting fo the breaking news, nothing yet.

This is like waiting for spacex to finaly launch.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

For scientific reasons. I’d like to know.

How much of the sock did you fill ?

The mr

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

There have been reports of white smoke over the Vatican. It's too much of a coincidence.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

Let's hope he didn't drown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got tears in my eyes reading this thread this morning

I’m off to check the news for any earthquake reports and explosions in the area

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’ve got tears in my eyes reading this thread this morning

I’m off to check the news for any earthquake reports and explosions in the area

Derby could do with an earthquake.

The one that happened in Dudley a few years back caused millions of pounds of improvements......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s still no update

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got tears in my eyes reading this thread this morning

I’m off to check the news for any earthquake reports and explosions in the area

Derby could do with an earthquake.

The one that happened in Dudley a few years back caused millions of pounds of improvements......

I reckon they’ve had another one overnight. Hope our lad made it through and comes back to let us know he’s alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got tears in my eyes reading this thread this morning

I’m off to check the news for any earthquake reports and explosions in the area

Derby could do with an earthquake.

The one that happened in Dudley a few years back caused millions of pounds of improvements......

Hey! Yeah...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to know how this ended!

OP, you there? Just let us know that you're alright?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in..."

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid.... "

Was that in one of the scary movie films?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid.... "

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update. "

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

Was that in one of the scary movie films? "

I think it was actually

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach "

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!"

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came" "

He went the way he would have wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

He went the way he would have wanted

Sticky n messy....I think we should get the police to do a welfare check....be like a science from, there's something about Mary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

He went the way he would have wanted

Sticky n messy....I think we should get the police to do a welfare check....be like a science from, there's something about Mary "

Maybe he’s rubbed a few inches off it and is mourning the loss. We should give him space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

He went the way he would have wanted

Sticky n messy....I think we should get the police to do a welfare check....be like a science from, there's something about Mary

Maybe he’s rubbed a few inches off it and is mourning the loss. We should give him space. "

Or he's thinking about using the hole in the roof, as a velux window

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

He went the way he would have wanted

He's Fabs own Caesar.....he came, he saw, he conked out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s still no update

Maybe the roofs caved in...

Or he dehydrated himself mummy style from the loss of all that fluid....

I think he’s in a cum coma blissfully unaware we’re all waiting on him for an update.

Or he's stuck himself to the bed, through dried cum, phone just outta reach

Hopefully if someone finds him they'll see this open on his phone and update us!

We'll all be called to give testimonial to op's last moments. "He played, He came"

He went the way he would have wanted

He's Fabs own Caesar.....he came, he saw, he conked out.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Looking to shoot a weeks worth of cum soon, building it up, edging myself, oozing pre cum.. Anyone for phone or video fun/joi"

OP, your audience is on the edge of its seat ..

How was it for you ?

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Or his hand slipped off and he's knocked himself out while knocking one out.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Or his hand slipped off and he's knocked himself out while knocking one out. "

Thats one heck of a recoil!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or his hand slipped off and he's knocked himself out while knocking one out. "

Wallop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he shot himself in the face and now he’s a gonner

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

He’s a bloke, he’ll have cum, farted, rolled over and gone to sleep

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I wonder if the carpal tunnel has kicked in yet

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

OK.

I'm opening a book.

20/1 he's stuck to the sheets and can't get to his phone to update us

30/1 he came so hard he destroyed the cieling and is trapped under a pile of plasterboard and roof joists.

15/1 the orgasm was so massive he's I a cum coma and won't wake up til Thursday

10/1 he's gone to work completely forgot he started this thread and when he realises he'll rush back to update us

And even money he's still bashing the Bishop and hasn't actually cum yet. When he does it'll be dust!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s a bloke, he’ll have cum, farted, rolled over and gone to sleep

I can’t confirm or deny that I’ve done that combo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK.

I'm opening a book.

20/1 he's stuck to the sheets and can't get to his phone to update us

30/1 he came so hard he destroyed the cieling and is trapped under a pile of plasterboard and roof joists.

15/1 the orgasm was so massive he's I a cum coma and won't wake up til Thursday

10/1 he's gone to work completely forgot he started this thread and when he realises he'll rush back to update us

And even money he's still bashing the Bishop and hasn't actually cum yet. When he does it'll be dust!

Fiver on the second option

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

I’m now worried this thread is going to hit 175 posts and it will forever remain a mystery!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

"He’s a bloke, he’ll have cum, farted, rolled over and gone to sleep

I can’t confirm or deny that I’ve done that combo "

So long as you don’t fart then cum

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Still no news?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or the coroner??

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or a big cum sponge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

I hope not, mass drowning isn’t what we want!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

I heard it’s good for the skin. Leave them to soak a little first.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I see I'm not the only person to post a thread then forget about it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or a big cum sponge "

Fanny flannel?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or a big cum sponge

Fanny flannel?

You're going to flap the tidal wave away?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or a big cum sponge

Fanny flannel?

You're going to flap the tidal wave away? "

I’m drowning! Send help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no news?

None. On here or in the mainstream

Don't tell me someone got caught on the OPs main stream!!

Quick. Send in the lifeboats

Or a big cum sponge

Fanny flannel?

You're going to flap the tidal wave away?

I’m drowning! Send help

Rubber ring and arm bands, snorkel LB

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Still nothing? Seriously the suspense is killing me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still nothing? Seriously the suspense is killing me!! "

Maybe he 'shot' himself in the foot with this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of he's been going this long, the blisters alone are a worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of he's been going this long, the blisters alone are a worry"

*if

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of he's been going this long, the blisters alone are a worry"

Maybe it's a case he couldn't finish what he started.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of he's been going this long, the blisters alone are a worry"

He can use his ‘outpourings’ to sooth them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of he's been going this long, the blisters alone are a worry

He can use his ‘outpourings’ to sooth them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the funniest thread going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he doesn’t check in by dinner time we’ll have to ring derby plods and report him missing

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

He’s online now, someone should message him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s online now, someone should message him! "

On it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just been rescued by the coast guards, hms spunkalot.. 1am when I finally came, felt amazing, toe curling.. very messy but was great holding it off for so long.. I'm surprised you never heard me moaning as I spurted ropes of thick cum, felt like it wasnt going to stop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s online now, someone should message him!

On it "

All over it probably...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been rescued by the coast guards, hms spunkalot.. 1am when I finally came, felt amazing, toe curling.. very messy but was great holding it off for so long.. I'm surprised you never heard me moaning as I spurted ropes of thick cum, felt like it wasnt going to stop."

Crying

you’re a good sport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s online now, someone should message him!

On it

All over it probably..."

And he’s back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great post

. You've made a lot of people very happy including yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we get a round of applause people!!

I’ve never been so invested in a strangers wank before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can we get a round of applause people!!

I’ve never been so invested in a strangers wank before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we get a round of applause people!!

I’ve never been so invested in a strangers wank before

I was like this on your pegging thread. Did it happen?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good on you OP

I’ll send in the clean up team now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Should I do a part 2... including live cam from the scene?? Phone in lol health and safety and coast gaurd have advised me to employ a strong swimming life gaurd if I try this again. You should of seen the winch man who rescued me on the helicopter...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I do a part 2... including live cam from the scene?? Phone in lol health and safety and coast gaurd have advised me to employ a strong swimming life gaurd if I try this again. You should of seen the winch man who rescued me on the helicopter...

Part two will never be as good as the original

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can we get a round of applause people!!

I’ve never been so invested in a strangers wank before

Can't do applause but how about a group hug?

OP you'd best rest up. Sounds like a hell of a night and you don't want to end up in an

with a

checking your

in case you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Part two will never be as good as the original

Amen, very true..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I vote for part two

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

He’s alive!!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Thank goodness, we can all sleep easy tonight now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely my favourite thread so far this year. Wonder if Hollywood will buy the rights to the movie??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely my favourite thread so far this year. Wonder if Hollywood will buy the rights to the movie?? "

What would be the title to this blockbuster?? "One man and his wank" or "Spunk tsunami" lol

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

What have I missed.

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