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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm new(ish) here. What are the words I need to learn? Who, for example, is a unicorn?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Munging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Understand the letter.

MFM (female centre of attention)

MMF (Bi male play plus female)

FFM (Bi female play plus male)

MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Understand the letter.

MFM (female centre of attention)

MMF (Bi male play plus female)

FFM (Bi female play plus male)

MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)"

That last one made me laugh out loud ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term"

What's a Pegasus, Swing?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term

What's a Pegasus, Swing?"

Something you fly to Mt Olympus if you don't think the gods will smite you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand the letter.

MFM (female centre of attention)

MMF (Bi male play plus female)

FFM (Bi female play plus male)

MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)"

Another that laughed out loud at the last one.

I think I actually have the giggles now too. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pegging, not to be confused with putting the washing out to dry outside

Refers to the act of a woman using a strap on to penetrate a man’s anus. With his consent, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Urban Dictionary is your best friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Urban Dictionary is your best friend."

It's more fun asking you guys

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

I'd say Google is your friend, but I suggest you use it with caution as some things are best not tobe googled. Yes Urban Dictionary has educated me once or twice

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Urban Dictionary is your best friend.

It's more fun asking you guys "

You might get sarcastic and misleading answers here

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Playing the rusty trombone’

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos "

So so accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos "

Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves.

F

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand the letter.

MFM (female centre of attention)

MMF (Bi male play plus female)

FFM (Bi female play plus male)

MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)"

Yeah, greedy bitch here lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dom = slapped a bum once or twice.

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London


"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. "

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

MMMMMMMMMMMF = connoisseur of cock

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

Discreet Professional = someone who works in middle management for a data entry company in Reading

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By *opetop4UMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. "

Also known as a spank and spunk type guy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Space docking...I don't advise googling it some things can't be unseen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. "

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vixen and Stag? Often followed by the word "dynamic"

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. "

Oh god… they are literally my favourite. To take the piss out of so so much. It’s like a sport

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Clique

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 20/03/23 23:09:06]

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was."

I told you not to!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word "

You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."

Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

Ruined my night that has I’ll listen to you in future!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason "

Nora lured me in once on a thread with this

I can’t unsee what I read and that was a long time ago

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was.

I told you not to!"

I know. I’m a rebel

And traumatised

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

I just think that one is funny

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By *isge BeathaWoman  over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

My Google search history is a definite eye opener!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?

There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?

There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand "

Definitely a bi single woman

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word

You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since "

You saw the holy light of salvation; Indeed, we are the enlightened ones. Let us spread the joyous word, even though there will doubtless be many who do not wish to hear it…

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Mittens! The lucky sod who has the pleasure and delicate task of fingering/fisting two women at once.

I love this one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mittens! The lucky sod who has the pleasure and delicate task of fingering/fisting two women at once.

I love this one.

"

Nobody sneeze!!!!

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London


"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?

There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand

Definitely a bi single woman "

I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Skiing

What it looks like when a lady pleasures two men at once (with ski poles. You know? )

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?

There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand

Definitely a bi single woman

I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!)"

It’s because they’re as rare as unicorns I’m guessing. Silly term really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Learn what monkey face is!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

A skin flute is not a musical instrument.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm new(ish) here. What are the words I need to learn? Who, for example, is a unicorn?"

Newbie.

Oldbie

Sexbie

Madbie

Cadbrie

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By *olf and RedCouple  over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Figging … you will never look at a ginger root in the same way again

Red

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

Felching

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Learn what monkey face is! "

I just googled that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up."

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes


"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos

Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves.

F"

Hang on.. I've been going to the wrong socials then lol the ones I get invite to are where I get lost finding the location and turn up late even though I left early lol

Still fun though

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple  over a year ago

letchworth

You have straight and bi/bi curious, then you have fab straight that covers everything else in between

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Respectful of boundaries = wtf are they

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

NSA - fuck me then fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanking zombies, the wanking dead, the jingle jangles - All names for guys in clubs who follow women about, cock in hand attempting to muster a semi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a guys profile:

Straight (or the preferred term 'fab' straight) - Happily play with or suck cocks, kiss guys, fuck or be fucked by by guys, while strenuously denying being Bi sexual or bi curious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized. "

Dare I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask? "

No way fab is letting one explain it here. Plus it defies explanation. Please please please don't look it up. It will be a perfect case of curiosity having killed the cat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask? "

Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!!

(Now i know you are REALLY tempted)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask?

Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!!

(Now i know you are REALLY tempted)"

Oh stop it MisterB aaaargh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time. "

I feel attacked

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask? "

Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask?

Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it. "

You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.

She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.

I feel attacked "

Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask?

Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.

You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.

She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed."

Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible.

What an absolute abomination. My poor brain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!

Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.

Oh... Dear.

I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.

Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.

Dare I ask?

Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.

You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.

She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed.

Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible.

What an absolute abomination. My poor brain. "

Pah, don't blame me because you dont have any self control, Red.

I dangled a worm, and you swallowed it.

(Please dont misinterpret the worm reference).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.

I feel attacked

Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this "

Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Skiing

What it looks like when a lady pleasures two men at once (with ski poles. You know? )"

Greedy guy so I wouldn’t know this

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By *olf and RedCouple  over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

???? should I buy some fresh Ginger to take to Amsterdam.

Maybe not.xx

WOLF.

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By *airyboxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Space docking...I don't advise googling it some things can't be unseen"

Docking is that the fore skin of one guy over the erect penis of the other guy ?

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By *olf and RedCouple  over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

PERVERTED - Something I wouldn't do.

Munging - the first thing I have ever found that is definitely perverted.

WOLF

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Timewaster. This can be anybody ranging from a person who doesn't respond to messages with 2 minutes to somebody who routinely bails from arranged meets.

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole


"On a guys profile:

Straight (or the preferred term 'fab' straight) - Happily play with or suck cocks, kiss guys, fuck or be fucked by by guys, while strenuously denying being Bi sexual or bi curious."

I was just thinking, no one mentioned Fab straight. Good write up, but you forgot, when a couple are looking for a bi guy. A straight profile, suddenly remebers he's Bi, but he's just not changed his profile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.

I feel attacked

Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this

Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv! "

Wellll….in that case, count me in

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By *lark_KentMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Munging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "

I wish I took your advice (vomit)

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By *opman121Man  over a year ago

stoke on trent

I learn something every day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Discreet Professional = someone who works in middle management for a data entry company in Reading "

omg so true, I have tears in my eyes from this. Thank you for a proper laugh xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate", particularly when combined with no public pics and the word "discreet" in the bio and/or a refusal to attend clubs, means "I'm married/cohabiting and no, my spouse doesn't know".

420 friendly is supposed to mean you use or accept the use of marijuana, but on Fab it seems to mean "snorting cocaine is the same as having a spliff, right?" No joke, I once saw a status with "who wants to snort a line off my nine incher?" Frankly, I'm amazed the cops aren't on Fab posing as women to get their arrest stats up just before their monthly performance reviews!

"Straight" means anything from "super straight" to "bi but in the closet". You won't know until you talk to them. The reasons most often provided are (1) "my mates are homophobic and don't know I'm bi" and (2) "some [cis] women will not go with bi guys, so I lie on my profile".

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

NO - which means "NO".

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By *ocktoplaywithMan  over a year ago

Derby


"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term"

Learn something every day. Often wondered, always afraid to ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?"

Boobinept…..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has no one translated what FAF means for him yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?

Boobinept…..? "

Yes that would work?

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?"

Mummy's boys???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?"

Boob newbs

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