I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
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"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
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Andrex are actively recruiting warlocks and witches  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
"
Interesting........ 
But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets. 
Might be a little 'scratchy' 
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"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
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"Are you like one of those people who skips to the last chapter rather than reading the whole book? "
Yes indeed; the last chapter is always the best.
I mean, I have no idea who any of the characters are/were but it’s a great finale nonetheless  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
Interesting........
But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets.
Might be a little 'scratchy'
A"
Wary......not warm. 
Frigging autocarrot. 
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"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.
So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I
What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!
Should I call in an exorcist or something?
Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?
Interesting........
But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets.
Might be a little 'scratchy'
A"
I am admittedly somewhat apprehensive regarding the final sheet or two….is this going to be a solid coil that I must rub over my sensitive ring? Pray for me |
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"Blue Peter is never going to be the same"
 First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order  |
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"Blue Peter is never going to be the same
First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order "
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"Blue Peter is never going to be the same
First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order
* Andrex"
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