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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A whole small toothed tiger shark has been washed up on lepe beach in Hampshire which is on the south coast of England. This is an incredibly rare sighting in UK waters and the cousin of the long tooted tiger shark. Self appointed shark experts rushed to the beach but the head, tail and fins were missing. These scientists are asking for the head to be returned so they can carry out experiments on it.
Tom guesses the fins are probably already soup but what about the head? What's going on here guys. What's happened to the head ?
It's all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reports that removing the head off a dead shark on the beach is not a criminal offence and the act will not be investigated as a crime by the chief of police's men "
... or women |
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"Reports that removing the head off a dead shark on the beach is not a criminal offence and the act will not be investigated as a crime by the chief of police's men
... or women"
How about PoliceThem, happy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reports that removing the head off a dead shark on the beach is not a criminal offence and the act will not be investigated as a crime by the chief of police's men
... or women
How about PoliceThem, happy?"
I believe officers is a suitable and at the same time gender neutral term |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what has become of the sharks head ?
Someone took it for an experiment. Didn't you say that earlier? 
Maybe they wanted to attach fricken lazer beams to it?
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Lasers?
Now yr talking! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Dan Snow the TV journo has joined in the search promising whoever has the head can keep it if scientists can get to it first. There is literally hundreds of these buggers in the sea. Why are people so interested in this one and why did they take the head. More to this story than meets the eye. Chinese medicine perhaps.its still all over the news |
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