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Things you’ve only just learnt?
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Ok so being smarty pants in our 40’s we were pretty sure that we knew a fair bit of the basics on how navigate life… but recently some friends showed us the way to wear a towel & stop it from falling down!
We now question everything - how have we gone through life struggling like imbeciles!
And for the 1% of you left that don’t know about this revelation - you pull it up & roll it away from yourself…
So what other top tips do we need educating on? |
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"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one? 
Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?  "
Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.
I've never tried it though  |
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"Not quite in the theme, but I love Mark Twain’s quote.
When I was a teenager I thought my parents knew nothing.
When I was an adult I was amazed how much they’d learned.
Or words to that effect. "
When our children were teenagers I had a fridge magnet which proclaimed
'kids! Leave home now, while you still know everything '
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?
Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?
Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.
I've never tried it though "
If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.
A
*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes.....   |
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"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?
Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?
Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.
I've never tried it though
If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.
A
*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes..... "
If it was anybody else but you I wouldn't believe that. However as it *is* you...I still don't.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?
Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?
Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.
I've never tried it though
If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.
A
*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes.....
If it was anybody else but you I wouldn't believe that. However as it *is* you...I still don't.
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As if I'd tell a fib on here.....
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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When you try to change a bin bag and it's hard to pull the bag out because of that "suction" issue, drill a couple of small holes either side of your bin and the problem dissapears.
No more fighting the bin bag out of the bin! Ha ha |
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This is after speaking to some Norwegians yesterday. Norway is such a long country that a flight from one end of the country to the other takes 5 hours. If you flipped Norway downwards it would reach past Spain. |
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"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?
Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?
Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.
I've never tried it though
If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.
A
*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes..... "
Hahahahahahaha class |
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I was well into my thirties before I realised that Tampons described as, Maxi Plus", related to flow and not the size of the hole!
I spent many Sunday mornings taking a pee in a woman's bathroom, seeing a Maxi Plus tampon box and being puzzled as sex with her hadn't felt like throwing a Mars bar down Oxford Street! |
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I remember the first roast I had with an ex gf in my early twenties and she put a bit of everything on her fork and it was an enlightening moment for me a taste sensation. For the previous 20 odd years it hadn't crossed my mind. |
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