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How very uncouth!
This week I have encountered not one, not two but THREE random people letting rip loudly and brazenly in public.
Is this an epidemic?! Is it a social craze that I am presently unaware of? Do I need to join in to be hip and trendy or something now?
What’s going on?
Anyone else noticed an increase in such coarse behaviour? |
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over a year ago
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I have children.... one farts (in private) like it's an olympic event 
But if any one of them dared to do likewise when out in company or in public they know I'd go through them.
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"The only place I fart is in bed so I can cupcake my husband. What sort of heathens do it anywhere else?!
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Vulgarians; Best (or worst) of all, all of the culprits did it so casually and without any seeming remorse nor embarrassment   |
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"I have children.... one farts (in private) like it's an olympic event
But if any one of them dared to do likewise when out in company or in public they know I'd go through them.
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 I neither confirm nor deny that I MAY on very rare occasions (ahem) pass wind, but it’s always behind closed doors  |
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"Kids, pregnant women or OAP fine(likelihood all accidental)
Everyone else stick a cork in it 
But I do live in a area where you could see ppl doing the brown stuff on the pavement "
I must admit, I certainly might be more forgiving of the groups mentioned (old Edith bends over to pick up her shopping bags and the wind inevitability flies….) 
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I fart in public , and if someone gives me the evil eye I just smile and say ‘better out than in’.
I also let them go silently, in the supermarket, you know the ones, they stink to high heaven and linger. You can see people looking around trying to decide who let it go.
I’m a joy to be around, honestly  |
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"I fart in public , and if someone gives me the evil eye I just smile and say ‘better out than in’.
I also let them go silently, in the supermarket, you know the ones, they stink to high heaven and linger. You can see people looking around trying to decide who let it go.
I’m a joy to be around, honestly "
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over a year ago
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"My dog (an EBT) lets off the most noxious of all farts. Sometimes he deliberately squeezes them out - I need to leave home!"
I agree the smell of a dogs fart is disgusting lol |
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over a year ago
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"Before Covid people used to cough to cover up a fart, now it's the opposite...
Actually made me lol
Didn't make you do a combined fart/cough then...? "
I'm a laaayyyyydeee
One only expels frangrant ploofs of recycled air at an appointed time within the confines of one's personal water closet.
Ahem.  |
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"How very uncouth!
This week I have encountered not one, not two but THREE random people letting rip loudly and brazenly in public.
Is this an epidemic?! Is it a social craze that I am presently unaware of? Do I need to join in to be hip and trendy or something now?
What’s going on?
Anyone else noticed an increase in such coarse behaviour? "
Iss well horny innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How very uncouth!
This week I have encountered not one, not two but THREE random people letting rip loudly and brazenly in public.
Is this an epidemic?! Is it a social craze that I am presently unaware of? Do I need to join in to be hip and trendy or something now?
What’s going on?
Anyone else noticed an increase in such coarse behaviour? "
Will all be wearing face masks, and keeping 2 meters apart |
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"The only place I fart is in bed so I can cupcake my husband. What sort of heathens do it anywhere else?!
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Vulgarians; Best (or worst) of all, all of the culprits did it so casually and without any seeming remorse nor embarrassment "
Why would they need remorse or be embarrassed its funny and we all do it. |
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In a pub recently and was standing next to a guy who smelled like something had crawled up his ring piece and died. I actually tapped him on the shoulder and asked if it was him. Guy was mortified. |
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"In a pub recently and was standing next to a guy who smelled like something had crawled up his ring piece and died. I actually tapped him on the shoulder and asked if it was him. Guy was mortified."
I'm sure he was.
Probably went down like a fart in a spacesuit |
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"How very uncouth!
This week I have encountered not one, not two but THREE random people letting rip loudly and brazenly in public.
Is this an epidemic?! Is it a social craze that I am presently unaware of? Do I need to join in to be hip and trendy or something now?
What’s going on?
Anyone else noticed an increase in such coarse behaviour? "
That made me laugh out loud
I haven't experienced that I have to say dont want to either.i think it's just bad manners... |
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I remember once being in a garden centre when a particularly coarse individual walked in and had the gross audacity to raise up a knee before letting fly with a particularly thunderous effort.
In that moment, time seemed to stand still for a few seconds as everyone present froze in seeming disbelief and horror at what they had just witnessed.
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
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Reminds me of them jack vale videos, he farts in supermarkets but it's with a pooter. He stands right next to them with a serious concentrating face.
The reactions from people are hilarious. |
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Could be an easy way for the various councils to rake in revenue. They have litter police. Drop the slightest thing on the ground and they're at your side within milliseconds. So why not have the fart police! Scientific listening apparatus built into their caps sensitive enough to detect a fart at 50 yards and which direction it came from. Special triangulation technology will pinpoint exactly who the culprit is.
Fines will vary depending on the severity of the guff. I mean, a raspy dry fart is bad right? But a wet trouser browner is infinitely more serious. And don't get me started on the loneliness of the long distance runner.
Sorry for the rant. |
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"Could be an easy way for the various councils to rake in revenue. They have litter police. Drop the slightest thing on the ground and they're at your side within milliseconds. So why not have the fart police! Scientific listening apparatus built into their caps sensitive enough to detect a fart at 50 yards and which direction it came from. Special triangulation technology will pinpoint exactly who the culprit is.
Fines will vary depending on the severity of the guff. I mean, a raspy dry fart is bad right? But a wet trouser browner is infinitely more serious. And don't get me started on the loneliness of the long distance runner.
Sorry for the rant."
I think that this is a superb idea; anyone caught sharting should also be incarcerated immediately.
Their doubtless pleas that they didn’t realise they were going to follow through will not serve as any excuse. |
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"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t me but just Pete "
I always blame my trusty pooch for any inadvertent anal announcements on my part.
…..The fact that she is safely tucked away, fast asleep in her basket back in my house is of no consequence….  |
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"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t me but just Pete
I always blame my trusty pooch for any inadvertent anal announcements on my part.
…..The fact that she is safely tucked away, fast asleep in her basket back in my house is of no consequence…. "
Anal announcements |
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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago
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"I fart in public , and if someone gives me the evil eye I just smile and say ‘better out than in’.
I also let them go silently, in the supermarket, you know the ones, they stink to high heaven and linger. You can see people looking around trying to decide who let it go.
I’m a joy to be around, honestly "
Hahahahaha the silent but deadly ones |
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