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Electric toilet with arse washing facility
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"Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too"
Does this replace or complement TP?
I mean, do the water jets risk spreading, erm, poop fragments? |
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"Electricity and water, never a winning combination; hate to have 240V shot up my bum... might sort out my piles though  "
The next generation electric bog will have a lazer guide beam to take care of the piles . |
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"Electricity and water, never a winning combination; hate to have 240V shot up my bum... might sort out my piles though "
Don't knock it till you tried it |
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"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir
Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment ."
Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires |
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"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir
Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .
Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires "
Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you
take notes of any good features we might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe
A neon light as well . |
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"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir
Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .
Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires
Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you
take notes of any good features we might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe
A neon light as well ."
I suggest a round of applause whenever one lifts one’s buttocks from the throne. |
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"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir
Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .
Reckon it's a goer, this time next
year Rodney we'll be millionaires :-
D
Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you
take notes of any good features we
might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe
A neon light as well .
I suggest a round of applause whenever one lifts one’s buttocks
from the throne."
I think we on winner here . |
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Don't forget to take down the peticulars of those showing interest
In the product and take a deposit .
We see how much we got tomorrow
Nite when I return that's if youve not fuck off with the money . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So do you wipe and then wash or just wash, because I don't want to be touching no poop."
That’s the beautiful thing no touching anything only the remote control
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I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
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Shocked to read this from you  |
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
Shocked to read this from you "
I have to be serious every once in a while you know. |
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had
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Please send me the link. Does it have an attachment for a dildo? Almost sounds good enough that I might be able kill two birds with one stone. |
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
Shocked to read this from you
I have to be serious every once in a while you know."
Struck me down with a feather °•°•°•° |
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"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.
Try one come fly with me the others in the No
Shocked to read this from you
I have to be serious every once in a while you know."
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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I've used one a few times in a hotel. They are a great idea and the feeling of the water on your bum and the hot air is fantastic but I'm not sure how efficient they are.
Trying to figure out what all the button do takes a bit of time. |
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