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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As there’s now fruit and vegetable shortages and we are limited to only having 3 per customer…. This got me thinking.
As my sex life is currently declined and in shortage, maybe I should be limited to just 3 women and not 4 for my fantasy orgy.
What should you be limited to?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.
They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…
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How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.  |
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"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.
They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…
How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker. "
 Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?
…..it’s uncannily like me….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.
They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…
How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.
Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?
…..it’s uncannily like me…. "
No romantic hand feeding of delicate nibbles to you then. We'd lose an arm |
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"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.
They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…
How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.
Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?
…..it’s uncannily like me….
No romantic hand feeding of delicate nibbles to you then. We'd lose an arm "
*Chomp!*  |
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