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Would you ditch the person above if they showed up to a mystery meet with a barrel of cheese?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense."
What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet "
Cheesestring |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet
Cheesestring"
I'd sell my soul to Satan to avoid that crap  |
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An overly cheesy poem
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Oh de Brie
What is this cheese
Whatever the feta
Or cottage please
Parmesan me to another
lest I remain Stiilton
The goats breed
Or fermented mead
A Gloucester red
Or Dorset blue veined
Let the sandwich remain
Rich with flavour
From the Roulade
Cut me a thick slice
That I may dine
On a cheesy delight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would fiddle his sticks.
(fiddle)
oh I’d let her smear her butt cream on me
She's good at that. So I hear  "
I am an expert at applying butt cream.
I would apply it to you both generously and then I'd draw a smiley face on your cheeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh let’s all do that so !! We are in lol "
I'd nibble some cheese.
But I am offended by this thread. We didn't ask cheese if they wanted to be talked about! |
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet "
Wow. Is that the standard for acceptable cheese now. I'll put it down to inflation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet
Wow. Is that the standard for acceptable cheese now. I'll put it down to inflation. "
I would help them set the standard for cheese and also have intercourse in every cheese court room if they'd help me to live my dream as a slug |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it non-dairy cheese, only I can't have milk."
It's cheesestring. I think it is made from plastic.
I will go on a mystery date with you and I will bring breast milk. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it non-dairy cheese, only I can't have milk.
It's cheesestring. I think it is made from plastic.
I will go on a mystery date with you and I will bring breast milk."
Would that be straight from the teat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or Sheihk should I say
You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort  "
A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Sheihk should I say
You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort
A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day."
Mmm merci beaucoup  |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Or Sheihk should I say
You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort
A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day."
Indeed! We will live out all our feta-shes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give them every inch of me if I could. 
I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge 
J"
If its red leicester... you are a keeper |
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"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.
I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge
J
If its red leicester... you are a keeper"
It's Red Leicester, mature Cheddar and also Lancashire Bomb. Along with a selection of crackers and quince jelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cheese would just seal the deal 
I reckon this was for Lemon but I'll pretend it was for me "
It was absolutely intended for you, I never skip in threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.
I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge
J
If its red leicester... you are a keeper
It's Red Leicester, mature Cheddar and also Lancashire Bomb. Along with a selection of crackers and quince jelly "
I love you and I want your babies. |
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense."
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon? 
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)"
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses."
Lady and the Tramp the barrel of cheese strings |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses.
Lady and the Tramp the barrel of cheese strings "
I'd squish his beans. And then eat his fooooool cheddar. |
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses."
Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses.
Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps? "
You dress up as a mouse and I'll put a cheesestring up my nostril but we have to do this at midnight today. |
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"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.
Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.
I hope this makes sense.
WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?
(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)
Cheesestring!!!
The best of all the cheeses.
Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps?
You dress up as a mouse and I'll put a cheesestring up my nostril but we have to do this at midnight today."
Meh! i'm busy, you'll have to find someone else to indulge your weird kinks Miss ButtonMoon  |
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Noisy hotel?