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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Thank goodness! I've been in need of enlightenment for ages!
Oh Jennie the Omniscient... where can I find someone to bring me coffee all day without wanting anything in return?  |
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
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Thank god your back
Oh wise one can you tell us
Who looking at wonko profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
Thank god your back
Oh wise one can you tell us
Who looking at wonko profile "
Mostly researchers from Sydney University, plus some Facebook employees. Only to be expected now that its publicly traded and everything! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank goodness! I've been in need of enlightenment for ages!
Oh Jennie the Omniscient... where can I find someone to bring me coffee all day without wanting anything in return? "
I hear that Lincoln is a good bet! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thank goodness! I've been in need of enlightenment for ages!
Oh Jennie the Omniscient... where can I find someone to bring me coffee all day without wanting anything in return?
I hear that Lincoln is a good bet!"
Abraham? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is Guernsey the least happening place in the world on the swinging/kink scene?  "
That's because Lord Egbett the Vanilla, warden of the Cinque Ports in 1537 passed a law making it unlawful for any person in The Channrl Islands to 'consort wyth any others in any manner that would offend any mynister fo the cloth'.
True fact.
Is the law |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I have a tin of magnolia paint in my hallway?"
Because a certain friend of yours is more monochromatic than their username would suggest. You can always use it as a door stop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Jennifer. Do you know where my mojo has got to, and how I can get it back? "
It got shoved down the back of your sofa by the same goblin that comes in the house every night and takes the car keys off the hook, putting them in a place you definitely didnt leave them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In quantum physics, how do I calculate the probability of a mu+ / mu- interaction? Also, why am I feeling pissed and horny tonight but there's no wonen queuing up for a shag with me?"
Apply the magnolia coefficient.
Pissed and horny are known to frequently coexist and to mutually amplify think of it as a oooft + interaction. As for availability of willing partners, shit happens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank goodness! I've been in need of enlightenment for ages!
Oh Jennie the Omniscient... where can I find someone to bring me coffee all day without wanting anything in return?
I hear that Lincoln is a good bet!
Abraham?"
Yeah.... but only if you want an Americano |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie,
I’m a little bit behind on my television viewing.
So…..who shot JR Ewing?
It was Kristen Ewning, Sue-Ellen's sister
 Thank you Jennie.
Damn…..I put a bet on Ken Barnes…..  "
But then it turned out Bobby dreamt it all. Ray Krebbs got involved somewhere too |
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Dear Jenny,
In Esping Anderson’s seminal masterpiece “Three Worlds of Welfare Capitalism “ why did he classify Japan as a conservative regime when even the average layman can see that he it’s a Confucian state? And perhaps more even more pressing a question, why am I even bothered? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)"
So oracle I've taken the red pill and I want to plunge deeper into the swinging rabbit hole. Can you please tell me when my next meet will be please? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Jenny,
In Esping Anderson’s seminal masterpiece “Three Worlds of Welfare Capitalism “ why did he classify Japan as a conservative regime when even the average layman can see that he it’s a Confucian state? And perhaps more even more pressing a question, why am I even bothered?"
Because Japanese conservatism seeks to uphold traditional family structures and social values above all else, which is more suited to the definition of political conservatism than religious conservatism. Whilst confucianism, zen and other budhist dogmas have no doubt influenced Japanese culture, the main driver of traditional values is tradition itself rather than religious tradition. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
So oracle I've taken the red pill and I want to plunge deeper into the swinging rabbit hole. Can you please tell me when my next meet will be please? X"
You can't plunge into a swinging hole ... rabbit or otherwise. Wait till it stops moving, then jump in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is an oracle a little boat made of skin and branches ?
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Yes.
Particularly from the skin of elderly ladies and the various closed branches of sundry High Street banks.
They are shit boats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
So oracle I've taken the red pill and I want to plunge deeper into the swinging rabbit hole. Can you please tell me when my next meet will be please? X
You can't plunge into a swinging hole ... rabbit or otherwise. Wait till it stops moving, then jump in."
Thank oh wise one, the all knowing one. I shall contemplate your words of wisdom x |
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"Is an oracle a little boat made of skin and branches ?
Yes.
Particularly from the skin of elderly ladies and the various closed branches of sundry High Street banks.
They are shit boats."
To carry shit in ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is an oracle a little boat made of skin and branches ?
Yes.
Particularly from the skin of elderly ladies and the various closed branches of sundry High Street banks.
They are shit boats.
To carry shit in ?"
Indeed.
But not much ... they are usually quite small |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
So oracle I've taken the red pill and I want to plunge deeper into the swinging rabbit hole. Can you please tell me when my next meet will be please? X
You can't plunge into a swinging hole ... rabbit or otherwise. Wait till it stops moving, then jump in.
Thank oh wise one, the all knowing one. I shall contemplate your words of wisdom x"
Happy to help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be or not to be? That is the question"
Indeed .. whetherc is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or by opposing end them.
The safe money is on to be. Don't be messing around with all that not to be malarkey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf is going on here?"
All the answers are arrayed before you. Jennie the Omniscient is here to share the secrets of the universe.
Ask an you shall be Informed
Seek and you shall find.
Knowledge is yours for the taking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Jennie. When will I finally get the particular cock I've been craving for so long?"
Bantam Silkies are all in high demand so the waiting list is quite long. Same goes for Polish Frizzels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Explain paradise "
Paradise is whatever you define it as. It is whatever your heart truly desires.
To truly taste paradise, coat dessicated coconut in chocolate. |
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"Dear Jenny,
In Esping Anderson’s seminal masterpiece “Three Worlds of Welfare Capitalism “ why did he classify Japan as a conservative regime when even the average layman can see that he it’s a Confucian state? And perhaps more even more pressing a question, why am I even bothered?
Because Japanese conservatism seeks to uphold traditional family structures and social values above all else, which is more suited to the definition of political conservatism than religious conservatism. Whilst confucianism, zen and other budhist dogmas have no doubt influenced Japanese culture, the main driver of traditional values is tradition itself rather than religious tradition."
Thank you oh wise and wonderful one! |
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)"
Yay you’re back (finally  ) so tell me Jennie, why is it guys join fab but want and expect an exclusive relationship?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
Yay you’re back (finally ) so tell me Jennie, why is it guys join fab but want and expect an exclusive relationship? "
Because you are such a catch and once they have you they need no more.
That and cos blokes are dicks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Explain paradise
Paradise is whatever you define it as. It is whatever your heart truly desires.
To truly taste paradise, coat dessicated coconut in chocolate.
Lamingtons!  "
If you define paradise as an antipodean rip-off of the Bounty Bar, then yes |
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"Explain paradise
Paradise is whatever you define it as. It is whatever your heart truly desires.
To truly taste paradise, coat dessicated coconut in chocolate.
Lamingtons!
If you define paradise as an antipodean rip-off of the Bounty Bar, then yes"
I went to the Paradise island that they filmed the bounty advert
It rained. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"winning euromillions numbers for tomotrow please. Please send by Dm, Cant have everyone on fab winning a share of the jackpot. "
I refer my right honourable friend to the answer I gave earlier I the thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Explain paradise
Paradise is whatever you define it as. It is whatever your heart truly desires.
To truly taste paradise, coat dessicated coconut in chocolate.
Lamingtons!
If you define paradise as an antipodean rip-off of the Bounty Bar, then yes
I went to the Paradise island that they filmed the bounty advert
It rained."
It does that sometimes
The coconuts need the water |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the Oracle is now closing for the night.
Goodnight all xxbut i have a question........ Don't leave me in my hour of need "
OK just for you ... a bonus hour or so. What is it you need to know?
Any other seekers of knowledge out there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Oracle, how difficult is it to find knowledge, insight, or common sense?"
On the whole, extremely.
Certain threads on this very site are the perfect illustration. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jenny, why is the one I have never the right fit for the hole? It's either too small and falls out, or it just won't go in to start with?
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Talking about light bulbs by the way  "
Because you did not, whist in a lucid interval, plan ahead and stock up.
Silly child |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the Oracle is now closing for the night.
Goodnight all xxbut i have a question........ Don't leave me in my hour of need "
Closed again... you snooze, you lose. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"And the Oracle is now closing for the night.
Goodnight all xxbut i have a question........ Don't leave me in my hour of need
OK just for you ... a bonus hour or so. What is it you need to know?
Any other seekers of knowledge out there? "
lol thats almost 24 hours later I've forgotten what i was going to ask now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of the 4 plans I have for this coming week, how many of them will come to fruition and how many will life scupper for me?"
2 on 2 off.
But make sure the water to the outside tap is turned off. It's going to get cold again next week and you don't want a burst pipe interfering with number 3 (number 3 is a hottie... oooft) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Beloved oracle, why do problems only resolve themselves after I panic?"
Because you prevaricate UNTIL you start panicking znd it is the anxiety of the panic that provokes you into action.
Panic earlier, that way the problems get resolved sooner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it acceptable to rule people out of meeting based on them not liking cheese?
Not only acceptable, but desirable. Except for goats cheese, obvs."
Yeah that’s gross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
____________________________
Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)"
I need to get my cock wet...should I choose shower or bath? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
I need to get my cock wet...should I choose shower or bath?"
Wet wipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
I need to get my cock wet...should I choose shower or bath?
Wet wipe."
Chaffing!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been a while, but, for one night only .....
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
I need to get my cock wet...should I choose shower or bath?
Wet wipe.
Chaffing!!"
A delightful village in rural Leicestershire |
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"Oh Mystic Jen
Where can I purchase a winning scratch card?
You know the co-op?
No not the one next to the chippy, the other one.
Yeah. Go there."
I’m on the way.
If I don’t win I’m reporting you to trading standards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh Mystic Jen
Where can I purchase a winning scratch card?
You know the co-op?
No not the one next to the chippy, the other one.
Yeah. Go there.
I’m on the way.
If I don’t win I’m reporting you to trading standards "
Be quick.
The winning card is the next one on the roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Jennifer the Omniscient, I have a tv sitting in the corner of my room. Please tell me how to remove her because it’s disconcerting having her there whilst I try to sleep.
Thank you.
M |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone suggested I get my cock wet with wetwipes yesterday and now my tip is burning ... Soothing suggestions please??"
A cold compress and chamomile lotion.
Boring I know, but shit happens. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Does reincarnation make timetravel to the past impossible, if you could go to the past you could theoretically meet you past self in another incarnation and how would this effect reality if quantum mechanics state that reality does't excist? |
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"Oh Jennifer the Omniscient, I have a tv sitting in the corner of my room. Please tell me how to remove her because it’s disconcerting having her there whilst I try to sleep.
Thank you.
M"
A mirror in the spare room.
One with those film star dressing room lights around it. TVs can't resist a mirror.
Oh some sequins too. Sequins are like TV catnip |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth""
I'm watching the movie its on one of its many breaks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know what really happen at
Dyatlov pass incident in 1959 "
Slab avalanche caused them to panic and slash their way out of the back of the tent. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does reincarnation make timetravel to the past impossible, if you could go to the past you could theoretically meet you past self in another incarnation and how would this effect reality if quantum mechanics state that reality does't excist?"
It would if it were real. However as we are all just a complex collection of carbon molecules held together by electrical impulses, there is nothing to reincarnate.
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"Do you know what really happen at
Dyatlov pass incident in 1959
Slab avalanche caused them to panic and slash their way out of the back of the tent."
That explained it then if only they had you back then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth? "
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh Jennifer the Omniscient, I have a tv sitting in the corner of my room. Please tell me how to remove her because it’s disconcerting having her there whilst I try to sleep.
Thank you.
M
A mirror in the spare room.
One with those film star dressing room lights around it. TVs can't resist a mirror.
Oh some sequins too. Sequins are like TV catnip"
It’s so obvious when it has been pointed out. Thank you, Omniscient one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know what really happen at
Dyatlov pass incident in 1959
Slab avalanche caused them to panic and slash their way out of the back of the tent.
That explained it then if only they had you back then "
If only |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Jennifer the Omniscient, I have a tv sitting in the corner of my room. Please tell me how to remove her because it’s disconcerting having her there whilst I try to sleep.
Thank you.
M
A mirror in the spare room.
One with those film star dressing room lights around it. TVs can't resist a mirror.
Oh some sequins too. Sequins are like TV catnip
It’s so obvious when it has been pointed out. Thank you, Omniscient one."
You are welcome.
Enjoy your sleep |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the end"
I love Jack Nicholson great actor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the endI love Jack Nicholson great actor "
Agreed |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the endI love Jack Nicholson great actor
Agreed"
" standing there looking like faggots in your white uniforms" It was a controversial film |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the endI love Jack Nicholson great actor
Agreed" standing there looking like faggots in your white uniforms" It was a controversial film "
It was of its time |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the endI love Jack Nicholson great actor
Agreed" standing there looking like faggots in your white uniforms" It was a controversial film
It was of its time"
true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to watch a movie a few good men should i or should i go out?
The truth is, watch the film.
But .... "You can't handle the truth"lol whats the truth?
Jack Nicholson will tell you near the endI love Jack Nicholson great actor
Agreed" standing there looking like faggots in your white uniforms" It was a controversial film
It was of its timetrue "
Of course.
Jennie knows all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie.
I feel I may have gotten a reputation for being a cheese whore. Should I try and rebrand myself as something else or embrace the cheddar? "
Drop the cheese part and you'll fit in just fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie.
I feel I may have gotten a reputation for being a cheese whore. Should I try and rebrand myself as something else or embrace the cheddar?
Drop the cheese part and you'll fit in just fine."
Thanks Jennie I’ll try and keep it in check |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie.
I feel I may have gotten a reputation for being a cheese whore. Should I try and rebrand myself as something else or embrace the cheddar?
Drop the cheese part and you'll fit in just fine.
Thanks Jennie I’ll try and keep it in check "
Be a gouda girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie.
I feel I may have gotten a reputation for being a cheese whore. Should I try and rebrand myself as something else or embrace the cheddar?
Drop the cheese part and you'll fit in just fine.
Thanks Jennie I’ll try and keep it in check
Be a gouda girl "
Get out! |
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Hi Jennie what’s the correct oil to petrol ratio for my strimmer now spring is on it’s way I’m looking at servicing it I think it was running a bit rich last year as it smoked a bit |
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"Hi Jennie what’s the correct oil to petrol ratio for my strimmer now spring is on it’s way I’m looking at servicing it I think it was running a bit rich last year as it smoked a bit "
Almost fab male to female odds 50:1 |
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"Dear Jennie.
I feel I may have gotten a reputation for being a cheese whore. Should I try and rebrand myself as something else or embrace the cheddar?
Drop the cheese part and you'll fit in just fine.
Thanks Jennie I’ll try and keep it in check
Be a gouda girl "
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"Hi Jennie what’s the correct oil to petrol ratio for my strimmer now spring is on it’s way I’m looking at servicing it I think it was running a bit rich last year as it smoked a bit "
40:1 should do it.
I do have fond memories of a two stroke.
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"Hi Jennie what’s the correct oil to petrol ratio for my strimmer now spring is on it’s way I’m looking at servicing it I think it was running a bit rich last year as it smoked a bit
Almost fab male to female odds 50:1"
Oi Wonko!
This is Jennie the Omniscient's thread. Ok? |
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Dear Jennie,
I have developed a rather worrying addiction for Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson films.
I know they’re utterly shit but just can’t stop watching them.
I’m too cheap to pay for Psychoanalysis so who should I replace him with to fulfil my shit flix fix needs?  |
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"How do I get rid of the massive fly that’s appeared from nowhere and is buzzing around my bedroom sounding like 617 squadron on exercise?"
Install teeny tiny anti aircraft guns.
That or fill the room with spiders |
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"What is the solution to men?
Solution as in a liquid with something dissolved in it? You mean like a way to dispose of the bodies?
I didn't mean like Final Solution, yeesh  "
See my reply below....
We are on a similar page |
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"Dear Jennie,
I have developed a rather worrying addiction for Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson films.
I know they’re utterly shit but just can’t stop watching them.
I’m too cheap to pay for Psychoanalysis so who should I replace him with to fulfil my shit flix fix needs? "
Shit flix is a very specialist genre. Whatever you do don't type it into Pornh*b!
I recommend searching for Icetastrophe so shit it's genius |
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"Dear Jennie,
I have developed a rather worrying addiction for Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson films.
I know they’re utterly shit but just can’t stop watching them.
I’m too cheap to pay for Psychoanalysis so who should I replace him with to fulfil my shit flix fix needs?
Shit flix is a very specialist genre. Whatever you do don't type it into Pornh*b!
I recommend searching for Icetastrophe so shit it's genius"
Thank you Jennie  That sounds right up my street |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Jennie,
I have developed a rather worrying addiction for Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson films.
I know they’re utterly shit but just can’t stop watching them.
I’m too cheap to pay for Psychoanalysis so who should I replace him with to fulfil my shit flix fix needs?
Shit flix is a very specialist genre. Whatever you do don't type it into Pornh*b!
I recommend searching for Icetastrophe so shit it's genius
Thank you Jennie That sounds right up my street "
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No….wait! 
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Without men you wouldn't have 'opause, the 'strual cycle and lack any 'tality.