Good folks: For a bit of fun, I hereby do task you to come up with the most repellant first message (within site rules, obviously) that you can muster.
I imply the sort of woefully inept and/or vulgar introduction that will guarantee to make whoever is unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end, hit that block button faster than….well something very fast frankly.
I’ll start you off to give you the gist of it:
‘F’kin ‘ell Luv! You got some great titties! I’d luv to shoot my bollock chutney all over ‘em! FAF?’
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"I had someone offer to shit on me.
I declined.
Hey, i did say 'please'"
And were your manners appreciated? This is what’s wrong with fab these days, you can’t respectfully ask to shit on someone without the woke brigade weighing in   |
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"“I’d love to bang the fuck out of that bitch. While you watch. She looks like a limousine- I’ll make her a banger”
Words fail me
Mrs m"
Too much? Let’s start with a social at which I can finger blast you on the park bench |
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"“I’d love to bang the fuck out of that bitch. While you watch. She looks like a limousine- I’ll make her a banger”
Words fail me
Mrs m
Too much? Let’s start with a social at which I can finger blast you on the park bench"
Maybe not the park bench …. But ok |
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over a year ago
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"Yo chuckles. It's me lunch an me ballox need emptying. Let me stretch your dirtbox babe. Fab sez your close n I just done roddin the drain at #4 when yo phat azz wobbled past. Be quick yeah, I int got long."  |
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over a year ago
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"Hi, did you see the football last night?
The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in
I think I know this quote from a film"
It's from the IT Crowd
And it's see the thing about Arsenal. I messed up the punchline
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I had one on my solo profile that was essentially a very long written graphic description of what he was going to do to me and how he was going to use me and how I'd enjoy every second of it 
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"I had one on my solo profile that was essentially a very long written graphic description of what he was going to do to me and how he was going to use me and how I'd enjoy every second of it
Tinder "
I don't miss those at all. |
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"Hi, did you see the football last night?
The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in
I think I know this quote from a film
It's from the IT Crowd
And it's see the thing about Arsenal. I messed up the punchline
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How did I not remember that!
I’ve spent more hours watching the IT crowd than I’d ever admit |
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over a year ago
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"I wanna fuck your arse dry and slap your pussy til it bleeds
Yep that one got blocked.
Before anyone asks, this one ^ was from me.
Proud moment  "
Maybe I was just feeling a bit delicate that day. Sorry for blocking  |
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