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"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?  "
I've kept this under wraps but I'm actually in a fairly protracted legal battle with Fab over this. They insist the T&Cs stipulate there is no guaranteed shag, but that's not my interpretation. Scoundrels. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Erm no because I think a man's hopeful erection is a beautiful thing and I don't want to make yours hide in disgust if I said yes.
But I'm happy I can carry on asking you inappropriate questions/saying inappropriate things for the blush factor. 
I think maybe you make me a bit sadistic.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That only works on the first renewal.
After that it's down to you to offer twofers and bogofs. "
But I claim it on the first renewal, does that not carry over?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you do t have a shadow profile. Neither have you sent me a filthy message with 14 cock pictures & then got aggressive thereafter.
FFS man - play the game "
Is that where I've been going wrong? In that case... INCOMING!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?
I've kept this under wraps but I'm actually in a fairly protracted legal battle with Fab over this. They insist the T&Cs stipulate there is no guaranteed shag, but that's not my interpretation. Scoundrels."
Feel free to use me as a case study. Together, we can bring justice to this cruel site! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm no because I think a man's hopeful erection is a beautiful thing and I don't want to make yours hide in disgust if I said yes.
But I'm happy I can carry on asking you inappropriate questions/saying inappropriate things for the blush factor.
I think maybe you make me a bit sadistic. "
No way should you have such a way with words for something so self deprecating! The things I've imagined with a bottle of runny honey in your hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems like you have enough volunteers. I'll check out my hotlist to see who else has renewed and needs seeing to  "
No wait, come back! I think the more women that have sex with me would cause more people renew, resulting in an uptake in business for Fab. You should all chip in to help the site  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*raises hand*
Mrs TMN
I know where you can place your hands 
Is it like Simon Says?
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Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park
I'd rather not think of 30,000 people inside me  "
Probably more like 5000 these days so you might swallow the whole of pride |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?
Now I'd shag you but I'm not quite sure I'm what you are looking for darling xxx  "
That's very thoughtful of you to offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*raises hand*
Mrs TMN
I know where you can place your hands
Is it like Simon Says?
Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow
Well if Simon says so... "
My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park
I'd rather not think of 30,000 people inside me
Probably more like 5000 these days so you might swallow the whole of pride "
From what I've seen they can still fill it out quite well |
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"*raises hand*
Mrs TMN
I know where you can place your hands
Is it like Simon Says?
Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow
Well if Simon says so...
My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life "
I am so in. This sounds like fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.
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Ssssshhhhhhh... You're giving away my secrets! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.
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You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*raises hand*
Mrs TMN
I know where you can place your hands
Is it like Simon Says?
Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow
Well if Simon says so...
My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life
I am so in. This sounds like fun! "
I think we can pass a few hours with this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.
You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish. "
For years, I thought it was the other way around but everyone on here really are just big husseys |
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"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.
You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish. "
Is that what happens.
A single strays into the forum looking for help and advice and gets set upon by the Forum folk. The poor single gets eaten alive and fucked out of existence
The Forum Folk then shag about and wait for the next sacrifice from the site |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee "
You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you opt for the Platinum membership?
Better, I got my Fabswingers black card 
Flipping heck. You must be elbow deep in clunge now, Joe "
Absolutely drowning in it once the women stop being cock-teases!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bus pass is Nationwide now. I'm just siftin' through the timetables....
I can wait as along as you want me to, Granny
Is it okay if my mum comes along ? "
Okay? I encourage it |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee
Ooooooooft, what a selection "
One hell of an ooooooooft with those three right?! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee
You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality? "
I know you would find a way of making sure I was rewarded |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee
You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality?
I know you would find a way of making sure I was rewarded "
Handsomely |
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