FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Filled condoms

Filled condoms

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *eeladfuntimes OP   Man  over a year ago

dundee

Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also. *life hack.

Good for solving squeaky doors or drawers that stick.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube. "

I'm filling one as we speak

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Surely that’s a major health hazard. Good Lord

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Just when you think you've heard it all. Fab strikes again

XX

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS  over a year ago

hexham

Oh crumbs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eavy Metal BallzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube. "

Blimey

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad Bod 2023Man  over a year ago

Beverley


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them "

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andycandy88Woman  over a year ago

Northolt


"Just when you think you've heard it all. Fab strikes again

XX"

Loooool literally sooo true

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Well done o.p we haven’t had a fucked up thread in a while.

Congratulations for making everyone’s day

The mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Great for leaving at crime scenes!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I have some in the bin but I need them myself - my bike chain is sticking a bit this morning

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread! "

Yes, please do

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sniffer dogs at the sorting office will go crazy lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little. "

Sound like you have experience making them.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning "

Fucking nuts on the brain, you!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *astandtheCurious2Couple  over a year ago

letchworth

Didn’t fancy breakfast this morning anyway

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if someone puts bleach in them! Be careful pal.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Fucking nuts on the brain, you! "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just when you think you’ve heard it all ! WTF comes to mind

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Fucking nuts on the brain, you!

"

I echo this, apart from crunchy nut

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning "

Do you fancy some extra milk on your crunchy nut haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every day, we stray further from God's light

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Every day, we stray further from God's light "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mandajane01TV/TS  over a year ago

Ballymena


"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Do you fancy some extra milk on your crunchy nut haha"

Put me right off my Benecol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them "

I'll position myself at the x-ray machine at the parcel depot for this one to gauge reaction

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

What a lovely day on the internet…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Anyone for a bit of kink shaming?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My belly went funny reading this...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There’s someone on the local updates in Glasgow who asks for this roughly once a week. Filled condoms posted anonymously through her letterbox. I’m not casting aspersions or kink shaming here, but that feels like more of a man’s fetish than a woman’s …

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple  over a year ago

Fucksville

Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *.T.Man  over a year ago

the Dromara hills

Dredging....

Sorry, but no.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ister_ee_1981Man  over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

I think this is enough internet today...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad Bod 2023Man  over a year ago

Beverley


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread!

Yes, please do "

She's seen it now!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley


"Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail.... "

I don't know...I get plenty of shit through my letterbox

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asepaul71Man  over a year ago

Buxton

Great way of getting someone else's DNA to leave at a crime scene

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quite I had the briefest of flirtations with this as a pleasurable side hustle to then think I really don't want my spunk turning up at the scene of a r ape or worse.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them "

Only find they ask for overseas packages? Never asked when I've sent underware within UK? X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail....

I don't know...I get plenty of shit through my letterbox "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well my gag reflex still works

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ackieSteveCouple  over a year ago

Newbridge


"Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little. "

Hahahahahahahahaha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Postman Pat with the cum in his sack

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Do you reheat them before using

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How would you value this when speaking the person in the Post Office?

I recently had to send back a latex hood to an address in France, and had to tell them it was a hat worth £150.

The guy looked at me quite oddly.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a little bit of sick in the back of my throat right now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Instead of going to all that trouble, why not just ask your postman to pop his John Thomas through your letter box and you can extract all his creamy goodness fresh from the source…..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

I'm not sure what to say without sounding like I'm kink shaming

Why would anyone want to receive days old cold cum in the post?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *cidcassual88Man  over a year ago

Glasshoughton


"Also. *life hack.

Good for solving squeaky doors or drawers that stick. "

Butter or Marg is too lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *cidcassual88Man  over a year ago

Glasshoughton


"There's a little bit of sick in the back of my throat right now "

Me too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *cidcassual88Man  over a year ago

Glasshoughton


"Do you reheat them before using"

Gas Mark 7 for 5 minutes lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *9 TeaCouple  over a year ago

London/Essex

[Removed by poster at 07/03/23 14:41:58]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeladfuntimes OP   Man  over a year ago

dundee

Well, thanks for the kink shaming folks! Jeez. From suggestions of I’m going to leave them at a crime scene (WTF?!) to ‘I’m disgusted’ I’m not sure what motivates people to be such dicks! The funny ones - well done, genuinely loving the humour. But all those casting judgement, maybe have a word with yourselves? I thought this was a site where we can talk about our fantasies and desires in a safe crowd…but apparently not!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

wtf,,

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"Well, thanks for the kink shaming folks! Jeez. From suggestions of I’m going to leave them at a crime scene (WTF?!) to ‘I’m disgusted’ I’m not sure what motivates people to be such dicks! The funny ones - well done, genuinely loving the humour. But all those casting judgement, maybe have a word with yourselves? I thought this was a site where we can talk about our fantasies and desires in a safe crowd…but apparently not! "

The usuals on these forums are very quick to call out kink shaming, but not in this instance it seems.

Maybe they feel only their kinks should be protected from shaming?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom "

Spunky the cat

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom "

The cat that got the cream..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rex used to send me his when our relationship turned to long distance but it always arrived stinking and lumping so I don't think it's the best idea unless you can meet at Tesco and have it freshly pumped for you there and then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe

Aaaaand that's enough Internet for today

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them "

Now, that is a conundrum

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top tip: Don’t forget to tie a knot in the end good chaps. Your postal sorting office thanks you in advance

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Well, thanks for the kink shaming folks! Jeez. From suggestions of I’m going to leave them at a crime scene (WTF?!) to ‘I’m disgusted’ I’m not sure what motivates people to be such dicks! The funny ones - well done, genuinely loving the humour. But all those casting judgement, maybe have a word with yourselves? I thought this was a site where we can talk about our fantasies and desires in a safe crowd…but apparently not! "

Yes I thought this don't let it get to u op x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *limBobStretchedPantsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them "

Just tell them it’s a seaman care package. They will think it’s being posted to a sailor lol.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *limBobStretchedPantsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Rex used to send me his when our relationship turned to long distance but it always arrived stinking and lumping so I don't think it's the best idea unless you can meet at Tesco and have it freshly pumped for you there and then?"

You need to freeze it first. Pack it with ice blocks. You will get 24-36 hours so courier would do.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0781

0