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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some of you may not have already known this, but today has been marked as the day of the prestigious national MILF/cougar appreciation day. Its a hard felt Shame for many its not all week! Alough it's all year round in my mind.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MILF you say  "
Oof, quick to the drawing board, and what a lovely gift it is to have you here!
*p.s fabulous teeth and a cracking smile! What's your favourite thing to get your teeth in to cougar? rawr! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj ! "
Way to lower the tone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man "
She just posted ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Way to lower the tone! "
I do try to inhale deeply through my nose, bringing the air all the way in and as far down as possible to get a smooth voice tone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted ! "
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
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Lovely legs Nora! Do excuse your grandson! |
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all! "
I’ll remove my teeth ready  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Way to lower the tone!
I do try to inhale deeply through my nose, bringing the air all the way in and as far down as possible to get a smooth voice tone. "
Iv more of a whistle when I try that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all!
I’ll remove my teeth ready "
you are such a good nan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my God this site is choca with them. Raven, Ruby starr, horny cougar, so many hot mum's that I would love to rekindle the act of baby making with!
Yeah cheers "
I didn't know you were a mum! And you know, you're horrible to me!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all!
I’ll remove my teeth ready "
Oh blimey... Lucky me! Just make sure you Rember where you put them. And don't go home without them! |
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"Oh my God this site is choca with them. Raven, Ruby starr, horny cougar, so many hot mum's that I would love to rekindle the act of baby making with!
Yeah cheers
I didn't know you were a mum! And you know, you're horrible to me! "
Eh? I’m not! That’s me being nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll let the ladies at school drop off know about this before they all jump back in their milf floats."
Comical images of swaths of lingerie cladding mommas, hopping on to floats parading in the glory of milfisim scooting down the streets... Thanks for that!
We ought to create our own event |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all!
I’ll remove my teeth ready
you are such a good nan "
I'll let you know just how good! *wink* *wink* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all!
I’ll remove my teeth ready
you are such a good nan
I'll let you know just how good! *wink* *wink*"
She hasn’t reached menopause yet. So I can’t wait for you to be part of my family. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In
Out as I realised what milf meant.
Not your mum bearded!
But what about my Nan ?
No I'm not interested in your nan!
She gives gummy bj !
Fucks sake man
She just posted !
Loool, now that is funny. Been waiting to set that one up haven't you. Is the offer still available then?
I changed my mind, I might just have ago on your nan after all!
I’ll remove my teeth ready
you are such a good nan
I'll let you know just how good! *wink* *wink*
She hasn’t reached menopause yet. So I can’t wait for you to be part of my family. "
What's that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks  "
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrmm hi
Tinder "
Hi tinder thanks for making it! Did you get rid of the butterfly's in your vigina before you arrived? As no animal's aloud, exception of cougars of corse!
Feel free to grab a drink at the bar, or dance in the glory of milfisim. it wouldn't be the same without! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll stop by, mind you all my other forum replies get ignored. So not exspecting any differant today. "
Not here, we never leave a milf behind! 7th of May picture is delightful, feel free to mingle and spread the word of milfisim. I just made it up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pains me to say I’m in early middle age - but anyway here I am! Guess I’m in the milf tick box "
Woo, late but still on time! Hold your shoes she's here to dance your socks off, and can we all just take a second to appreciate her lovely dress!
What a glorious lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream "
I’m not a milf  ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream
I’m not a milf ?"
Be a milf if you like but you're younger than me and that doesn't compute in my head. You're just perfection! |
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream
I’m not a milf ?"
No you’re a milfffffffffffff because one f wouldn’t be enough!! |
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"Errrmm hi
Tinder "
I appreciate so many things about you that is seems only fitting for a tribute (not that kind ffs)
Your smile
Your personality
Your humour
Your heart
Your bum
But most of all
Your bum. Yeah let’s go with that one
Beard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream
I’m not a milf ?
No you’re a milfffffffffffff because one f wouldn’t be enough!! "
Smooth opperater, the appreciation is coming in thick and fast now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out, sorry not sorry.
Whilst technically I qualify, I detest MUM and FUCK being in any way linked as it's just so so wrong to me.
So milf is not something to call me if you ever want an answer 
Especially since my kids girl friends call me that when they fangirl and get talking about girl stuff like hair etc.
Can't have it as a turn on... nope
Just ewww  |
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"Out, sorry not sorry.
Whilst technically I qualify, I detest MUM and FUCK being in any way linked as it's just so so wrong to me.
So milf is not something to call me if you ever want an answer
Especially since my kids girl friends call me that when they fangirl and get talking about girl stuff like hair etc.
Can't have it as a turn on... nope
Just ewww "
Woman Id like to fuck but WILF isnt the sexiest description of a woman like you xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Out, sorry not sorry.
Whilst technically I qualify, I detest MUM and FUCK being in any way linked as it's just so so wrong to me.
So milf is not something to call me if you ever want an answer
Especially since my kids girl friends call me that when they fangirl and get talking about girl stuff like hair etc.
Can't have it as a turn on... nope
Just ewww "
This is milf appreciation day, not milf discrimination day. Your killing the vibe. Youv been evicted from the party I'm afraid.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out, sorry not sorry.
Whilst technically I qualify, I detest MUM and FUCK being in any way linked as it's just so so wrong to me.
So milf is not something to call me if you ever want an answer
Especially since my kids girl friends call me that when they fangirl and get talking about girl stuff like hair etc.
Can't have it as a turn on... nope
Just ewww
This is milf appreciation day, not milf discrimination day. Your killing the vibe. Youv been evicted from the party I'm afraid.
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Well I did say OUT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Out, sorry not sorry.
Whilst technically I qualify, I detest MUM and FUCK being in any way linked as it's just so so wrong to me.
So milf is not something to call me if you ever want an answer
Especially since my kids girl friends call me that when they fangirl and get talking about girl stuff like hair etc.
Can't have it as a turn on... nope
Just ewww
This is milf appreciation day, not milf discrimination day. Your killing the vibe. Youv been evicted from the party I'm afraid.
Well I did say OUT "
What you still doing here?
SECURITY!  |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
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"I never saw any cards in Clinton's they're missing a trick. There are plenty in here I'd give one too (and a card)."
Look, I don't wish to cast aspersions, but I've done a Google search and there's no evidence of a National Milf Appreciation day.
I think OP has either made it up for his own nefarious ends or he's misunderstood Mother's Day and is a bit early ...
G |
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"I never saw any cards in Clinton's they're missing a trick. There are plenty in here I'd give one too (and a card).
Look, I don't wish to cast aspersions, but I've done a Google search and there's no evidence of a National Milf Appreciation day.
I think OP has either made it up for his own nefarious ends or he's misunderstood Mother's Day and is a bit early ...
G"
Or its Samuel L Jacksons Muthafuckers Day?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never saw any cards in Clinton's they're missing a trick. There are plenty in here I'd give one too (and a card).
Look, I don't wish to cast aspersions, but I've done a Google search and there's no evidence of a National Milf Appreciation day.
I think OP has either made it up for his own nefarious ends or he's misunderstood Mother's Day and is a bit early ...
G"
Wait..... Its not mother's day today? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently I should be here… haha x"
Here she is glad you accepted the invitation, iv been waiting for you, the Queen of lingerie her self. Nomnomnom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely day to celebrate. Have had the milf compliment once or twice. "
and lovely to see you made it down from the fab hotel! Sorry about the walls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say milf?
Ohh the shivs is giving me shivers because you aree HOOOTTTT! That's an oxymoron..... Moving on
Love the tarten. My fav!
Thanks
Mrs Shiv is literally my dream woman. She once sent me the best messages and I can't consider her a milf, just THE dream
I’m not a milf ?
No you’re a milfffffffffffff because one f wouldn’t be enough!! "
Now this is the type of appreciation I was looking for!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the mood to be appreciated "
Appreciated, but you have no fab button on your pics so you'll have to take my word for it. Especially that one with the towel |
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"Errrmm hi
Tinder
I appreciate so many things about you that is seems only fitting for a tribute (not that kind ffs)
Your smile
Your personality
Your humour
Your heart
Your bum
But most of all
Your bum. Yeah let’s go with that one
Beard"
There's definitely lots of it for you to appreciate
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been described as a cougar of which i do not understand. Sloth is so much more fitting "
Welcome welcome, you are a bit early for the next influx of milfs and cougars, but please do Come and sit that lovely bum down! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been described as a cougar of which i do not understand. Sloth is so much more fitting "
If you mean one of the 7 deadly sins I would say lust is more appropriate although that better describes me looking at your pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?"
You are absolutely devine. Welcome welcome, teach me the way of your words, I always enjoy adding now words to my vocabulary what on earth is a crotch goblin |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?"
Don’t have them either but apparently a MILF is a sexually attractive female with children or who is middle aged - regardless you are stunning x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?
Don’t have them either but apparently a MILF is a sexually attractive female with children or who is middle aged - regardless you are stunning x"
The feeling is unwaveringly mutual, Ms Dancer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?
Don’t have them either but apparently a MILF is a sexually attractive female with children or who is middle aged - regardless you are stunning x
The feeling is unwaveringly mutual, Ms Dancer "
Power couple in the mists. Imagine those two in your bed for a evening. That would make your whole year, nothing would be able to bring you down. You'd be skipping to work, come wind, hail, or snow |
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?
Don’t have them either but apparently a MILF is a sexually attractive female with children or who is middle aged - regardless you are stunning x
The feeling is unwaveringly mutual, Ms Dancer
Power couple in the mists. Imagine those two in your bed for an evening. That would make your whole year, nothing would be able to bring you down. You'd be skipping to work, come wind, hail, or snow "
That is quite literally my dream fab mff! I think I could die the next day a happy man. After one last wank, of course. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if one doesn’t have crotch goblins? Can one still be considered a MILF?
Don’t have them either but apparently a MILF is a sexually attractive female with children or who is middle aged - regardless you are stunning x
The feeling is unwaveringly mutual, Ms Dancer "
22nd July pic is looking like something out of bay watch, can just see it now, running through the beach in slow mo, tittys bouncing coming to suck the sting out, I received from a jelly fish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having just seen dancer, Bella and red all post in a row, plus the subject itself, Thread of the year has been won already.  "
And don't forget host of the year! |
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