"Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am
What’s your death row meal and drink"
One of everything.
Or if the chef’s being lazy, fresh oysters to start, steak & chips (I’m talking wagyu and triple cooked chips in duck fat) with lobster mac’n’cheese and some truffle somewhere, followed by loads of smelly cheese with a couple of bottles of excellent red. |
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"Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am
What’s your death row meal and drink"
To start, homemade Scotch egg with chilli mayo
Main, full Christmas dinner
Pudpud, rhubarb crumble and custard
Nice bottle of Rioja. Make that two.
Followed by a hot chocolate before beddie byes. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
A cyanide capsule, same as those successfully used by Hermann Goering & Heinrich Himmler, washed down with organic apple juice and battered cod with chips from John Long's restaurant in Belfast. |
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"A wheelbarrow of various shellfish dishes. Hold the epi pen.
I’d appreciate if someone could shove jam roly poly and custard in my mouth afterwards so I still get pudding "
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What a minute, warden, something smells fishy here. |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Depends. Would I be suffering a hangover just before I cark it?
If not then I’d have some (a lot) whiskey & lemonade and a hot dog with onions and sauce.
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I do epic hot dogs my welsh neighbour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 packs of laxatives and a Pepsi.
They’ll teach em  "
That made me laugh 
I’ll have a MJ burger, The Mounty, without the burger sauce, extra onion rings, not bothered about chips, and a Cookie Jar Sundae (Oreo’s) with a tin of Mango Loco Monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd order the strongest alcohol they could manage, a cigar and lighter and oil and bread as a a starter. Some kinda steak, and sorbet for desert.
I'd spread the sorbet round the floor from the door in.
I'd oil up my wrists and arms.
I'd drink half the booze and use the rest to light up the first screws through the door 
Anyone meekly complying with the matrix is a nonce |
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