"blue sky thinking
thinking out of the box
square the circle
(you can tell I am in work mode - just avoiding it)"
Oh god, work is a rich vein of nonsense.
Let’s get into that space
We should go for the low hanging fruit
My team doesn’t have the bandwidth right now
That goes right across the piece
That’s a big piece of work
Let’s take this offline
I’m just touching base
I’ve taken a helicopter view
We need to take a step back and do a deep dive
Let’s unpack/unpick that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"blue sky thinking
thinking out of the box
square the circle
(you can tell I am in work mode - just avoiding it)
Oh god, work is a rich vein of nonsense.
Let’s get into that space
We should go for the low hanging fruit
My team doesn’t have the bandwidth right now
That goes right across the piece
That’s a big piece of work
Let’s take this offline
I’m just touching base
I’ve taken a helicopter view
We need to take a step back and do a deep dive
Let’s unpack/unpick that
"
I'm so glad I don't have to endure all that management speak drivel any more. The deep dives nowadays for me have a very different meaning... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"blue sky thinking
thinking out of the box
square the circle
(you can tell I am in work mode - just avoiding it)
Oh god, work is a rich vein of nonsense.
Let’s get into that space
We should go for the low hanging fruit
My team doesn’t have the bandwidth right now
That goes right across the piece
That’s a big piece of work
Let’s take this offline
I’m just touching base
I’ve taken a helicopter view
We need to take a step back and do a deep dive
Let’s unpack/unpick that
"
stop now please - I must actually go and do some and stop playing in the Lounge |
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"blue sky thinking
thinking out of the box
square the circle
(you can tell I am in work mode - just avoiding it)
Oh god, work is a rich vein of nonsense.
Let’s get into that space
We should go for the low hanging fruit
My team doesn’t have the bandwidth right now
That goes right across the piece
That’s a big piece of work
Let’s take this offline
I’m just touching base
I’ve taken a helicopter view
We need to take a step back and do a deep dive
Let’s unpack/unpick that
"
Oh Christ yes! The office vernacular is a never ending source of pretentious cuntery of the finest order.
Phrases such as, ‘Let me see if I can open a window for you….’ denoting to make an appointment  |
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"blue sky thinking
thinking out of the box
square the circle
(you can tell I am in work mode - just avoiding it)
Oh god, work is a rich vein of nonsense.
Let’s get into that space
We should go for the low hanging fruit
My team doesn’t have the bandwidth right now
That goes right across the piece
That’s a big piece of work
Let’s take this offline
I’m just touching base
I’ve taken a helicopter view
We need to take a step back and do a deep dive
Let’s unpack/unpick that
"
And if you've any questions after that lot, please leave to the 'wash up' |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
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"That goes right across the piece
I always thought this was "Right across the piste."
Gbat
What is _bat?"
G. Giving
B. Bi
A. A
T. Try
It's my name.
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