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Who wants a commiseration slice of cake?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?
Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”
Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?
Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)
This is the thread for you. For us!!
The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.
What type are you having?
Who’s in?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a slice of men-who-only-ever-quote-and-comment-on-women's-posts Cake.
Served with the Blantant-and-Obvious blend of loose tea."
Do I qualify?  |
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"Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks."
Omg that is so funny. When my son was about 14 this is exactly what he said. He came home from school and said I'm so hot I could be in hollyoaks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks.Omg that is so funny. When my son was about 14 this is exactly what he said. He came home from school and said I'm so hot I could be in hollyoaks "
Plot twist: Just Pete WAS that son! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks.Omg that is so funny. When my son was about 14 this is exactly what he said. He came home from school and said I'm so hot I could be in hollyoaks
Plot twist: Just Pete WAS that son!"
Mum?  |
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I was lucky enough to get two lovely messages so I probably shouldn't be here but you said cake! I have homemade brownies 
Full disclosure - it was because I changed the profile pic to a sexier one and put up a pity me post. I needed cheering up.
Anyway I think you're all gorgeous!
J x  |
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"I was lucky enough to get two lovely messages so I probably shouldn't be here but you said cake! I have homemade brownies
Full disclosure - it was because I changed the profile pic to a sexier one and put up a pity me post. I needed cheering up.
Anyway I think you're all gorgeous!
J x "
You are just as gorgeous, and if there is any Earl Grey going, yes please! |
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"Is there a matriarchal Werthers Original cake?
I'll share it with Granny C."
There is. They probably call it something hipster like butterscotch and salted caramel but we know it's Werthers really. |
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me? 
It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie! "
I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Chocolate fudge, with a side order of red velvet and salted caramel loaf for starters, with banana cake for main and 12 Krispy Kreme chocolate dreamcake Donuts for dessert please.
Ta muchly. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?
It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie! "
Awwww you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?
Will you also supply the cream? "
If you get your wish, you can come with Lemon buttercream and we'll have a merry old time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?
It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie!
I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one "
Rude!  |
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?
It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie!
I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one
Rude! "
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"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?
Will you also supply the cream?
If you get your wish, you can come with Lemon buttercream and we'll have a merry old time "
It sounds jolly well delicious  |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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"Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?
Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”
Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?
Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)
This is the thread for you. For us!!
The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.
What type are you having?
Who’s in? "
I had two blow outs last weekend, the last 3 messages in my inbox where no thanks and one of them actually sent me a fuck off,
and to top it off, i feel like a minger as hardly anyone ever replies when I actually put an effort in mails and forums!!!!
So Lemon tea with a chocolate forest slice please
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield |
I didn't think I was in need of comiseration, but when cake is on offer, I'm finding it easy to think of reasons... I might go for a tea and some lemon drizzle for starters. Then a fresh brew and carrot cake* if I need more comiserating.
*because carrots = healthy, right? |
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"Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?
Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”
Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?
Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)
This is the thread for you. For us!!
The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.
What type are you having?
Who’s in? "
Do me a slice of Victorian Sandwich pls |
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"I didn't think I was in need of comiseration, but when cake is on offer, I'm finding it easy to think of reasons... I might go for a tea and some lemon drizzle for starters. Then a fresh brew and carrot cake* if I need more comiserating.
*because carrots = healthy, right?"
One of your five a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have a slice of coffee and walnut please. Its the only cake I like"
Its the cake of gods and the only cake I make,have a quarter left if you want to pop in for some |
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Devil's food cake please. 
Thank you OP 
