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over a year ago
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At my last job I was training to do work for another client to the one I was working on with my manager telling me it was good for the company if I exposed myself to different clients  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Tittifers on In The Night Garden 
You can put that in your ninkynonk
And you can shove it in your Pinkyponk, Sir "
Only if you let me play with your Tombliboos |
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Dick and Fanny liked to play with each other.
Sometimes Hans would join them after practicing his breaststroke.
As a threesome, they were always having fun adventures until, one day, Fanny couldn’t play because she wasn’t very well.
Hans played with Dick for a few days until Fanny was better and then they had a sleepover. It was then that Hans met Fanny’s friend, Clint. The girls had known each other since adolescence but only Fanny liked Dick. Clint took a shine to Hans and they spent a lot of time together.
Everything was going just fine until Dick became bored and looked for a new friend. He found Buttons but Fanny was not impressed and became jealous.
By now, Hans and Clint were best friends and playing on their own. Dick got into Buttons briefly but soon missed Fanny, especially when she stopped asking him to come over.
So, Dick reconnected with Fanny and only saw Buttons on special days.
As far as I know, they still play nicely together.
Phew!! |
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We have an invoicing code at work which is abbreviated to DP. It’s allocated from a different governing body and usually ends up as part of my assessment
(I’m trying to be none specific)
When my admin assistant calls across the office
“Do you know if Mrs Smith is getting DP”. I snigger every fucking time |
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"We have an invoicing code at work which is abbreviated to DP. It’s allocated from a different governing body and usually ends up as part of my assessment
(I’m trying to be none specific)
When my admin assistant calls across the office
“Do you know if Mrs Smith is getting DP”. I snigger every fucking time "
bet they are so innocent when saying it aswell Misty xx |
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"We have an invoicing code at work which is abbreviated to DP. It’s allocated from a different governing body and usually ends up as part of my assessment
(I’m trying to be none specific)
When my admin assistant calls across the office
“Do you know if Mrs Smith is getting DP”. I snigger every fucking time "
My toothbrush has DP on it. It stands for the Spanish supermarket brand "DeliPlus" but it tickles me every time I pick it up |
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"We have an invoicing code at work which is abbreviated to DP. It’s allocated from a different governing body and usually ends up as part of my assessment
(I’m trying to be none specific)
When my admin assistant calls across the office
“Do you know if Mrs Smith is getting DP”. I snigger every fucking time
My toothbrush has DP on it. It stands for the Spanish supermarket brand "DeliPlus" but it tickles me every time I pick it up "
That’s unsanitary |
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"Genuine conversation I had with a colleague:
Me "How did your date in London go"
Her: "Lovely ... he took me up the Oxo tower"
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I ruined the speeches at my mate’s wedding when his father in law told the congregation he was so proud his new son in law had taken his daughter up the Amazon! Juvenile, I know, but I couldn’t stop laughing. |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
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I've been taken up the Oxo tower and have explored the Horniman and had a lovely time on both occasions....
Meanwhile a male colleague at work today knelt down next a another allegedly to get to his locker, saying "Don't worry, I just want a teabag". Seated colleague and I sniggered immaturely!
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