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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

Not a phrase but I hate the use of the word Dom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not a phrase but I hate the use of the word Dom!"

In da Bungalow

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Not a phrase but I hate the use of the word Dom!

In da Bungalow"

Lmao

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol "

You don't 'literally' want to kill them do you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could care less.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol

You don't 'literally' want to kill them do you? "

Killing is a bit strong

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By *horehouseprincessWoman  over a year ago

small town near Munich

It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" keep smiling" oh do Fuck Off!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I don't like

'I won't bite, unless you want me to'

'ooft '

'they know what they want and how to get it'

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

“Suited and booted”

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol

You don't 'literally' want to kill them do you? "

lol no,but it irritates me to the extreme

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol

You don't 'literally' want to kill them do you? lol no,but it irritates me to the extreme "

Says he desperately trying to not piss off a mod lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is what it is"

That's Love Island cut down to 10 minutes each night

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life’ - this one really fucking irritates me for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'I just turned around and said'

Really? Was the pirouette absolutely necessary?

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"It is what it is"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

State of the Art ,makes me want to Shout at the Tv

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"‘Living my best life’ - this one really fucking irritates me for some reason.

"

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By *REEPALESTINEMan  over a year ago

derby

You only live once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Gives me the ick"

Does it aye? Just say you don't like something.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saying “literally” but meaning figuratively.

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

We’re all in this together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr "

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

Will fill in later........ on a profile that's over a year old! How much time do you need ffs?

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"We’re all in this together "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol

You don't 'literally' want to kill them do you? lol no,but it irritates me to the extreme

Says he desperately trying to not piss off a mod lol"

Having an ordinary conversation doesn't piss me off

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr "

Oh god! I really don't like this. I worked with two women who at the end of each day would say "bye bye" to each other in mock baby voices.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Can I get..

Like..

Soooo...

A-maz-ing

Bants..

Bantaaaarrrr..

Bro..

Bruv..

I'm irritated a lot as you can see.

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"" keep smiling" oh do Fuck Off! "

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"Can I get..

Like..

Soooo...

A-maz-ing

Bants..

Bantaaaarrrr..

Bro..

Bruv..

I'm irritated a lot as you can see."

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm not being funny ,but ...

Usually just before they are gonna be funny & not in a good way.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Can I get irritates me too. If I was waiting staff or a retail worker I'd reply

"No" and that would be the end if the conversation.

Nobody who doesn't work somewhere can get anything unless it's self service.

"May I have?" If you want service

"May I get?" If it's self service

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?"

Please tell me people didn’t say that.

The mr

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Yep good1 that "can i get".what dya think you can jump over the counter n get it lol...grrr..i got pmt today

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"I'm not being funny ,but ...

Usually just before they are gonna be funny & not in a good way."

Always some sort of sarcasm to follow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worst they can do is say no

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By *empusMan  over a year ago

Poole

The thing is...

At the end of the day...

You’re a nice guy, but...

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are you in yet?

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?

Please tell me people didn’t say that.

The mr "

Statey Funes was a more muted affair.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?

Please tell me people didn’t say that.

The mr "

I'm afraid so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Simples’

non witty forum comment followed by ‘thread closed’

Silly cake/popcorn related messages on forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chin up..

Worst things happen at sea..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?

Please tell me people didn’t say that.

The mr "

At least it brought people together unlike when we were stuck in our houses during the panny-D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, at the end of the day, "end of the day" slightly annoys

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take one for the team....

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No offence but ….

My bad.

Be kind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/02/23 16:40:27]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is your face always going to be like that?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!"

Not so sure about the 7th one? It’s should have not should of

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You have the right to remain silent…………

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"You have the right to remain silent………… "

Lmao

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman  over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Gawjus

Any sentence with dis and dat

you know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

Not so sure about the 7th one? It’s should have not should of "

I'm sure about the 7th one... Sure that it's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forgot to add

‘Treat him/her with respect’ as seen in verifications.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

Not so sure about the 7th one? It’s should have not should of

I'm sure about the 7th one... Sure that it's wrong "

It is. I even questioned myself for a minute but it’s definitely wrong.

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By *cunnylassCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

A bite to eat. I've no idea why that irritates me so much!

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's one of the good ones.

I've heard it in clubs and socials and although well meaning, it basically says that I shouldn't be trusted unless I have a ringing endorsement from someone else.

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

chest of draws

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By *ubbles88555Woman  over a year ago

Inverness


"Not a phrase but I hate the use of the word Dom!"

I whole heartedly agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“No woody, don’t stick it up there!” I hate these words.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hun....

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

Not so sure about the 7th one? It’s should have not should of

I'm sure about the 7th one... Sure that it's wrong "

It is 'should have'.

I suspect if I know the poster in question it's just a typo and she meant to type it the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!"

It sets a dangerous president!

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By *r SteelhammerMan  over a year ago

belfast

"Where is your hairline" sorry its fucking retreated think of a better insult or is the other half of your brain dribbling down the curtain

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By *ocopops1962Man  over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

I must be a patient , tolerant person . none of the aforementioned bother me , except maybe “should of … “ unfortunately I think that’s here to stay , it’s one less character than should’ve , and I don’t think people who use it realise what they are saying .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live in Essex and I’m surrounded at work by young girls with the following phrases which can frequently all appear in the same spoken sentence:

Oh my god

Literally

Jel

With a slow droopy Essex girl voice this can wear on you after 40h weeks

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Like,theres another..i was like..he was like..she was like..it was like....arrghhh

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By *leasureseekers123Couple  over a year ago

Heathrow

X number of “sleeps” until whatever

And people who put “whoop whoop” in a post

Only 4 more sleeps until the weekend whoop whoop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not phrases but:

Bae

Peng

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I axe you a question.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Stupid people who say like after ever two other words .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!"

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It's not "I should of..." - it's "I should've...", which is a contraction of "I should have..."!

For example:

Remove the word "should" from the sentence, "I should have picked that up". You are left with, "I have picked that up", which is perfectly intelligible.

In this instance "have" is an irregular auxiliary verb, used in conjunction with "picked".

Now do the same with "I should of picked that up". You'll see that the sentence becomes "I of picked that up" - which doesn't make sense.

This drives me crazy, because it's so common in people's writing.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Also, will people please learn the difference between "discreet" and "discrete". If you don't know, I recommend the OED.

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

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It's not "I should of..." - it's "I should've...", which is a contraction of "I should have..."!

For example:

Remove the word "should" from the sentence, "I should have picked that up". You are left with, "I have picked that up", which is perfectly intelligible.

In this instance "have" is an irregular auxiliary verb, used in conjunction with "picked".

Now do the same with "I should of picked that up". You'll see that the sentence becomes "I of picked that up" - which doesn't make sense.

This drives me crazy, because it's so common in people's writing. "

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Dya know what I mean? When there's no doubt what they mean, and they say it after almost every sentence

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By *m A Fucker OP   Man  over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Does that make sense...no it fucking dont!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Does that make sense...no it fucking dont!!"

... "doesn't".

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate it when people just go "yeah whatever" at me when I tell them something.

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"at the end of the day " yeah its tommorow !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"What goes around comes around"

"What's for you won't go by you"

Honestly, really, do people believe this, I prefer a realistic world view that sometimes things are just shit and unfair and other times life is quite fun and exciting.

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

" moving Forward "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm nothing without my morning coffee. It makes me want to take their mug and slowly pour it out in front of them. Looks like you're nothing, Susan!

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man  over a year ago

DUBLIN

The use of the word essentially when something is being explained or a situation advised off

Blah blah..

So essentially..

Blah blah blah

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

leave it with me,, you know nothings going happen

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Anything anyone ever says to me, ever.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hey how are you.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Man up.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey how are you."

Good thanks. Riding the crest of 100+ profile view's

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

At the end of the day ....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"The use of the word essentially when something is being explained or a situation advised off

Blah blah..

So essentially..

Blah blah blah"

I always use essentially right before launching into a load of redundant and verbose waffle to explain something.

It irritates the hell out of me, and yet I still do it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When people on here say

“I’m told I’m….” Or “Apparently I’m”

Get in the bin. You know yourself better than some tart you shagged once. NEXT.

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Any road ....

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Genuine swinger.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people on here say

“I’m told I’m….” Or “Apparently I’m”

Get in the bin. You know yourself better than some tart you shagged once. NEXT."

I said behind the Lidl bins not inside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not professional

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Meat and potato's

Nitty gritty

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

All of the above!!

And, additionally:

People who start or end sentences with “so”

“Do you know what I mean?” Of course I do, you cretin, I’m perfectly capable of understanding whatever your tiny brain can churn out.

“It is what it is mate.” Just fuck off.

“Whatevs”. C***s. Not even the full word is an appropriate response from an adult with basic language skills (yes, i see the irony)

“Thing is though…” Ugh. Waits patiently for long, pointless ‘thing’ to be outlined in nauseating detail.

“Cheer up! It might never happen!” Yes, well, do you know what you self centred prick, it has actually just happened to me. I’m looking sad because I am sad about something. So take yourself off somewhere else and pull your own fucking head off because I don’t have the energy.

“I’m just touching base.” Well don’t. Don’t touch anything or speak to me with your stupid phrases.

“Oh yeah yeah no no.” Well which one is it, knobhead?

That’ll do now as I’m getting angry

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By * F 2018Couple  over a year ago

shropshire


"my bad....this one gets right on my bollocks..literally want to kill anyone who says it lol "

I really hate.,"you know what I mean"

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When people on here say

“I’m told I’m….” Or “Apparently I’m”

Get in the bin. You know yourself better than some tart you shagged once. NEXT."

Yes this! I’m told I’m a great kisser. I’m told I’m great at oral. Nob

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My top one on fab is “have a nice day” and a thumb when someone’s been arguing or disagreeing. Annoys the fuck out of me

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

When people call you mate like staff at a shop or anywhere like that, especially when they are very young. It just feels inappropriate to me but others may disagree

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Have the best time/day etc.

What happened to have a great day?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"When people on here say

“I’m told I’m….” Or “Apparently I’m”

Get in the bin. You know yourself better than some tart you shagged once. NEXT.

Yes this! I’m told I’m a great kisser. I’m told I’m great at oral. Nob "

I am though

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By *unfunfun xMan  over a year ago

LONDON

Sticks and stones will break my etc etc

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When people on here say

“I’m told I’m….” Or “Apparently I’m”

Get in the bin. You know yourself better than some tart you shagged once. NEXT.

Yes this! I’m told I’m a great kisser. I’m told I’m great at oral. Nob

I am though "

I’m better

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Suck it and see

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

“I’ve never had any complaints” - no doubt, we’re British, we’ll thank you, smile, then privately moan on here

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Starting a sentence with the word ‘so’. This is never acceptable.

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By *leasureseekers123Couple  over a year ago

Heathrow

Yous

As in “how are yous doin?”

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"“I’ve never had any complaints” - no doubt, we’re British, we’ll thank you, smile, then privately moan on here "

Oh nooooo! I said that just yesterday when someone was flattering me about my oral skills.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My top one on fab is “have a nice day” and a thumb when someone’s been arguing or disagreeing. Annoys the fuck out of me "

Surely they're just being polite?

A

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

'From the get go' fucks me off, it makes no sense, what's the 'get'?

If you mean from the start, say 'from the word go' as if at the start of a race, 'ready, steady, GO!!!!' that's where the start is, not at this imaginary 'get'!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"In my opinion" (going to say somethingyou dont agree with)... "I can lick all night"(drone on if it takes all night then you ain't no good)

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent

Somethink, nothink, everythink.

"Treat her with respect". Seriously? It's lucky you wrote that on your verification as otherwise every guy she met would use her as a dish cloth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My top one on fab is “have a nice day” and a thumb when someone’s been arguing or disagreeing. Annoys the fuck out of me "

To be fair, I think that one is suppose to be annoying because they get the last word. What's the other person going to say "No, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!"

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Ick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont like hear 'Jog on' or 'Do one' in fact it makes me cringe when I hear them.

Oh and hehe irritates me too

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

..., you know.

NO, I don't.

And the absolute smack them about head with a shovel:

..., like.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

My bad. Where did that suddenly appear from? What happened to I’m sorry?

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

'a criteria'

It's a cri-fucking-terion. Criteria are more than one!

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Not a phrase but I hate the use of the word Dom!

In da Bungalow

Lmao"

Agreed (on Lmao).

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Going forward

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At the end of the day

YES IT GETS DARK

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By *p4Fun7070Man  over a year ago

Leven

Grow a set

Get your big boy pants on

Who comes up with that shite ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Almost exactly “ it’s either one or the other,can’t be both !

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Grow a set

Get your big boy pants on

Who comes up with that shite ? "

Regarding the latter, I could probably look back and tell you.

I assume it is a necessary space creating follow on to the former!

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By *radbearMan  over a year ago

Dagenham

“Cut a long story short”

3 hours later they are still telling you the story ??

And the other one is “ this is no word of a lie” ??

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By *lubchuckerMan  over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Starting every sentence or conversation with 'So'

Really boils my piss

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By *ixenitedWoman  over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Oh I could be here for days with this lol people who say like and not use it correctly "like I was in asda the other day and I was like wheres the beans so I asked someone and they was like..and so on" boils my blood lol

Also..

It might never happen..

Keep your chin up..

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Ladies that send Me Messages like ‘ I’m going to ride you like a broken pushbike you sexy fucker!!’ Just over and over and over!!!!

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By *ecky and justCouple  over a year ago

Godalming

This use of the term ‘axe’ or ‘aks’

i.e. “let me axe you something”…

No.. ASK me all you like.. grrr

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

How about 'Grrr' and 'Boils my piss'?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Head a wobble

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Get in the bin.

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By *iss MaverickWoman  over a year ago

Porthcawl

“If you know, you know”… fking hate that stupid phrase!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This page has intentionally been left blank.

Not any more it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“If you know, you know”… fking hate that stupid phrase! "

Yes!! I hate that too. Excellent pick.

As for words I hate, any adult using the word spunk needs to take a long hard look at themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won't say that you're wrong, but...

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By *ukeuk888Man  over a year ago

hastings

The powers that be !

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"'I just turned around and said'

Really? Was the pirouette absolutely necessary?"

Similarly, "So she turns round ad goes..." then she went..."

I wonder if all their friends are goers?

Or, indeed, whether anyone was eventually left to turn around any more?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be humble as everyone Twat says it now

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By *assword123Couple  over a year ago

few miles from London and not far from Cambridge

How are

“YOUS”

Omg makes me want to go out and find a traffic warden to kick up the arse

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By *hef HMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Literally hate the word

Dude

pisses me off when some it To me

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By *ultured Gent16Man  over a year ago

close.

Bruv

Fam

Bae..

Sick init

Phat

I mean what the actual….

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Holibobs

Furbaby

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

Crimbo

Thankfully it seems to be falling out of use in recent Yuletides.

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By *trideMan  over a year ago

Plymouth

Money-grabbers using my christian name.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman  over a year ago

south coast IOW


"Will fill in later........ on a profile that's over a year old! How much time do you need ffs?

"

snap.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman  over a year ago

south coast IOW


"Am for 'I'm.... as in Am looking forward to it

Can I get ?

Not been funny ( it's being )

To be pacific ( it's specific , the pacific is an ocean )

Gives me the ick !

And another think ..... ( it's thing )

I should have ..... ( it's of )

Chester draws....... wtf ?

and it's fucking MOOT point ... not a mute point .....

Oh yeah ......... and it's tenTer hooks with a T ...... not tender hooks ..... and before I explode , it's WHET your appetite..... not wet .... WHET it.. sharpen it....... ffs..... ffs....!!!!

Not so sure about the 7th one? It’s should have not should of

I'm sure about the 7th one... Sure that it's wrong

It is. I even questioned myself for a minute but it’s definitely wrong. "

Yes it’s wrong. It should have said …….:

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By *illnatMan  over a year ago

wherever i need to be

“Yous” no such fucking word. It really annoys me. I have a boss that says “how are yous” to the entire team. How is everyone or how are you all… surely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I get..

Like..

Soooo...

A-maz-ing

Bants..

Bantaaaarrrr..

Bro..

Bruv..

I'm irritated a lot as you can see."

Hey bro, hows your night? Like mine has been sooo total amazing. Fancy some like great chat and banter? .

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

Better the devil you know,

I do not wanna know a devil

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By *igNick1381Man  over a year ago

BRIDGEND


"Adults that talk like children. Hollybobs being a perfect example of this.

The mr

You mean you didn't celebrate the Platty Jubes?"

Fuck off no one called it that did they lol

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By *andy KTV/TS  over a year ago

somewhere

Let’s start with

“It is what it is”

“With all due respect “

“I’m not being funny but”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will fill in later........ on a profile that's over a year old! How much time do you need ffs?

"

Agree! Then they complain that they struggle to get people to chat to an/or meet?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"FML"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘Living my best life’ - this one really fucking irritates me for some reason.

"

Yeah that bugs me ..

And

People starting their sentences with "so" .. I feel like wrecking the joint ..

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By *ndiiiMan  over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Not a phrase but...

Starting an answer with " so"

Also voice pitch rising at the end of a sentance....like we are all Australuan!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hows yous.

We’s is warming up to fuck with yous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hows yous.

We’s is warming up to fuck with yous. "

You meet a lot of foreign folks then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is what it is ..

Vibe..

Drives me nuts

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By *elee100Couple  over a year ago

birkenhead

Sooo hows you...ermmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Writing ‘who knew?’ after a sentence to emphasise the sarcasm.

The incredulous ‘I think you look gorgeous’ comments on here, handed out by the men, when a female states she thinks her arse looks too big in her profile pic or she is having an ugly day or she rates herself low on the ‘rate yourself’ threads etc.

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By *Mr-Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

‘Living the dream’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any wall art that says Live Laugh Love

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By *atthew78Man  over a year ago

Winsford

When people say they are so many "years young"

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I hate the world …..(WHAT)

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Hows yous.

We’s is warming up to fuck with yous. "

These and many other of the phrases mentioned in this thread are used in order to bond with particular social groups.

Most groups wouldn't want me as a member, nor would I want to join thems!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh that's sick...as in meaning something is really good.

It's stupidity.

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

Going forward

Reaching out

In fact, any Americanisms and David Brentisms that have been adopted as cliches in the UK.

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

Hashtag......

Thank fuck no one uses that any more.

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