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"Microwave medium 30 secs or
Brown bag with a ripe banana inside, might be ready for tomorrow x"
I haven't tried microwaving them, I'll give that a go, thank you.
I don't have a banana or come to that a brown paper bag  |
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suggestions on what to do with them. ordered mangoes in my delivery and got six kiwi fruit and just left them sitting as not fantastically keen on them as a raw fruit |
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"suggestions on what to do with them. ordered mangoes in my delivery and got six kiwi fruit and just left them sitting as not fantastically keen on them as a raw fruit"
the kiwis were a substitute for the mangoes - idiot store! |
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them.
Makes some things soften and others harden
Worth a try "
I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too |
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them.
Makes some things soften and others harden
Worth a try
I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too"
That's what you call a clucking good result |
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them.
Makes some things soften and others harden
Worth a try
I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too
That's what you call a clucking good result "
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Top tip: Until they do eventually ripen (about ten years from now…) why not use them in a fascinating and rewarding arts and craft project in the meantime?
Simple take eight pipe cleaners and stick them, four either side, into your kiwi fruit and voila! A scarily realistic tarantula that will simultaneously serve to both impress and repulse all friends and family   |
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"Top tip: Until they do eventually ripen (about ten years from now…) why not use them in a fascinating and rewarding arts and craft project in the meantime?
Simple take eight pipe cleaners and stick them, four either side, into your kiwi fruit and voila! A scarily realistic tarantula that will simultaneously serve to both impress and repulse all friends and family "
Do you know, I honestly don't know why I didn't think of that |
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"I love kiwi fruit but turns out they aren't mean't to make your mouth itchy, ate them for years thinking that was normal
 allergic reaction "
Yup pretty much! I have no clue why I didn't twig either |
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"I love kiwi fruit but turns out they aren't mean't to make your mouth itchy, ate them for years thinking that was normal
allergic reaction
Yup pretty much! I have no clue why I didn't twig either "
Probably because you thought that's what kiwi fruit did  |
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"Have you got anything else to add to them to make a smoothie?
Beard
Apples, oranges, pineapple, mango, cherries and papaya. It might come to smoothie yet."
The big question is do you also eat the skin?
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"Have you got anything else to add to them to make a smoothie?
Beard
Apples, oranges, pineapple, mango, cherries and papaya. It might come to smoothie yet.
The big question is do you also eat the skin?
Beard"
Not kiwi, orange, mango or pineapple |
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Oh dear - are they in season?
I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them
Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help? |
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"Oh dear - are they in season?
I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them
Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help? "
It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route |
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"Oh dear - are they in season?
I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them
Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help?
It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route "
Threaten them with any of those and they might ripen quicker |
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"Oh dear - are they in season?
I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them
Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help?
It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route
Threaten them with any of those and they might ripen quicker "
They're looking at me from the fruit bowl now, I might give them a stern talking to.  |
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Haven't eaten one since I was a child. I once helped myself to a kiwi from the shopping as we were waiting on my mum to pay....
Big mistake
One firey mouth later in reaction to whatever pesticides were on the skin ..... and I ended up walking home with a melting icecream smooshed in my mouth to ease the burning  |
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"My workmates think I'm a tad weird, as I like to eat Kiwi Fruit whole, furry skin included
ooo doesn't it make you shudder?"
No, having "hairy fruit" in my mouth doesn't make me shudder |
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"Haven't eaten one since I was a child. I once helped myself to a kiwi from the shopping as we were waiting on my mum to pay....
Big mistake
One firey mouth later in reaction to whatever pesticides were on the skin ..... and I ended up walking home with a melting icecream smooshed in my mouth to ease the burning "
Oh no! No wonder you don't want to eat them |
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"My workmates think I'm a tad weird, as I like to eat Kiwi Fruit whole, furry skin included
ooo doesn't it make you shudder?
No, having "hairy fruit" in my mouth doesn't make me shudder "
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas "
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes... |
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes... "
Good luck finding a tomato! |
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes...
Good luck finding a tomato!"
I just traded my last tomato with some dodgy bloke on here selling a Ford fiesta |
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes...
Good luck finding a tomato!
I just traded my last tomato with some dodgy bloke on here selling a Ford fiesta "
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