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Things you can say in bed and in a cake shop

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

It's dripping down your chin

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

I want your cherry

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

Love a bit of fresh cream

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My fingers are all sticky now….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn't taste like I thought it would

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By *ts the taking part thatMan over a year ago

southampton

Would you like a cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want cream?

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By *eachesandcream69Couple over a year ago

Warks

Oh nice buns!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy an iced finger?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I glaze your cherries?

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By *andaloriansCouple over a year ago

Malvern

What you mean theres a bun in the oven!?

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By *ichaelknightMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Clean up after yourself

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam, your yum yums are magnificent!’

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By *ld StrumpetWoman over a year ago

Telford

Glaze my face like that doughnut

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh, that's nice and moist.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Give my donut a good filling…’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's well filled!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Lick my muffin...although I'd most likely get kicked out the cake shop

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By *tar80sWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Its just a bit yeasty.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

'What lovely soft baps!'

'Can you squeeze in just one more finger?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open wide!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

By the time I leave here my face will be covered in cream.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I now got cream on my face x

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘It’s been overfilled; look, it’s all seeping out the hole…’

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oh darling, some of your jam has come out…..

I know!!! Sorry

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Lick my muffin...although I'd most likely get kicked out the cake shop

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll take a dozen now

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

I’m stuffed can’t take anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oofft that looks nice I'll take a bakers dozen for the wife

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Maybe I should give your friend some, I bet she'd like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You’ll love how it feels in the mouth”

“Would you like two fingers or three?”

“Try and eat it without licking your lips”

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By *ucks Couple UKCouple over a year ago

Bucks

Anyone for seconds ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a tasty chocolate ring

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By *annibal_LickedherMan over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

It’s so moist

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Would you like cream on top?

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Got cream?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

That looks edible

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Hello dear, fancy a fuck?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Got cream?"

Do you have cherries

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 23/02/23 21:47:01]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horn of plenty please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouu lovely

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 23/02/23 21:47:01]"

Too rude so, I've softened it to...

I like a creamy filling but will it spill out over my chin if I bite into it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh my fingers are all sticky !

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By *hGlobbitsMan over a year ago

Leeds

Cream horn, turnover and a warm brownie, please.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I can’t stop licking it

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Can't wait to taste it....

Tinder x

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By *burns7Man over a year ago

walsall

Do love a danish

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If you chip the crusty bits off the edges it's probably alright

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Very fresh

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Would you like to lick my profiteroles darlin’?’

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

But Daddy, I want the BIG one.

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By *ilkstressWoman over a year ago

Drasnia

That's an impressive rise.

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By *implynaughty1Couple over a year ago

stockport

Not my taste

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Damn! My cream horn’s gone a bit limp….’

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