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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... want one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And do you prefer smart TVs

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By *uzie69xTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

"And do you prefer smart TVs"

Haha I have a 55" HDTV to watch porn on

... That stands for Hard Dick TV!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

55"? ... Thats about 4'7"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dora has a TV on her bedroom but since she met me it’s never been switched on.

Bed is for sex or sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dora has a TV on her bedroom but since she met me it’s never been switched on.

Bed is for sex or sleep. "

TVs need to be regularly turned on.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sometimes we consider it but then we remember when we were young and tried it.

We just never got anything done and we’d wake up in the middle of the night becoming the tv was still turned on.

Make of all that innuendo whatever you will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?"

Smooth!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"And do you prefer smart TVs"

That’s me out then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dora has a TV on her bedroom but since she met me it’s never been switched on.

Bed is for sex or sleep.

TVs need to be regularly turned on."

Too funny!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes TV bed, have too as we have nowhere for a tele otherwise because of the layout

Miss S x

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

Don't have one

Don't want one

TV goes off at 10pm downstairs

I won't go to bed after watching the news cos it invariably makes me cross

Bedroom is an Alexa only zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope

Don't have one

Don't want one

TV goes off at 10pm downstairs

I won't go to bed after watching the news cos it invariably makes me cross

Bedroom is an Alexa only zone "

What if the TV was called Alexa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes TV bed, have too as we have nowhere for a tele otherwise because of the layout

Miss S x"

Bed's the best place for a TV in my experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sometimes we consider it but then we remember when we were young and tried it.

We just never got anything done and we’d wake up in the middle of the night becoming the tv was still turned on.

Make of all that innuendo whatever you will

Sweetie, it's all about the innuendo

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

How many inches?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope

Don't have one

Don't want one

TV goes off at 10pm downstairs

I won't go to bed after watching the news cos it invariably makes me cross

Bedroom is an Alexa only zone

What if the TV was called Alexa?"

The telly still wouldn't be on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many inches? "

Depends how nice you treat it!

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bush"
barbara bush?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope

Don't have one

Don't want one

TV goes off at 10pm downstairs

I won't go to bed after watching the news cos it invariably makes me cross

Bedroom is an Alexa only zone

What if the TV was called Alexa?

The telly still wouldn't be on

What if the TV promised to be really quiet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes TV bed, have too as we have nowhere for a tele otherwise because of the layout

Miss S x

Bed's the best place for a TV in my experience "

I agree, I like to lay down get comfy and warm and watch a good series

Miss S x

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By *urvelover39Man over a year ago

Somewhere

"... want one?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bushbarbara bush?

Perv!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?"

I don’t even own a TV. I haven’t a clue what is going on in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes TV bed, have too as we have nowhere for a tele otherwise because of the layout

Miss S x

Bed's the best place for a TV in my experience

I agree, I like to lay down get comfy and warm and watch a good series

Miss S x"

Can't beat getting cosy with the TV

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By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

somerset

55 inch .... and yes had tvs/trans in the bedroom too

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bushbarbara bush?

Perv!"
lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes I have a television in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

I don’t even own a TV. I haven’t a clue what is going on in the world "

You should give one a test ride. You don't know what you are missing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a fancy one that erects when you press a button? If yes must have space for PlayStation

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"How many inches?

Depends how nice you treat it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a fancy one that erects when you press a button? If yes must have space for PlayStation "

There are many ways to erect yor TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"55 inch .... and yes had tvs/trans in the bedroom too

That's quite a sizeable TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a fancy one that erects when you press a button? If yes must have space for PlayStation

There are many ways to erect yor TV"

Places like wayfair can be expensive though. Might get some quotes in to build one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a fancy one that erects when you press a button? If yes must have space for PlayStation

There are many ways to erect yor TV

Places like wayfair can be expensive though. Might get some quotes in to build one "

If you know where to look they are easy to get hold of

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"... want one?"

Haha this made me laugh out loud!!!

The other mourners were not impressed.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Does anyone like BBC TV in the bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone like BBC TV in the bedroom?

Now you are getting specialist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

Haha this made me laugh out loud!!!

The other mourners were not impressed."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needs to be mounted carefully...

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

Just screwed up anywhere then..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it easy to turn on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

Quite x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

Just screwed up anywhere then..?

Some take that approach

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it easy to turn on?"

If you know the trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

Just screwed up anywhere then..?

Some take that approach"

Might drop down on me in the middle of the night...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Needs to be mounted carefully...

Not always

Just screwed up anywhere then..?

Some take that approach

Might drop down on me in the middle of the night...x"

If you're lucky

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Outstanding thread and first post, Jennie. Loving your work.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

no tv in the bedroom would distract me,,

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Is it easy to turn on?"

If you point something large and hard at it generally it turns on x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Outstanding thread and first post, Jennie. Loving your work.

Aw shucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"no tv in the bedroom would distract me,,"

Damn them distracting TVs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it easy to turn on?

If you know the trick"

Does it come with knobs to fiddle with?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Does anyone like BBC TV in the bedroom?

Now you are getting specialist"

Apparently it requires a license.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it possible to have multiroom TV so I can be entertained wherever I am..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it easy to turn on?

If you know the trick

Does it come with knobs to fiddle with?"

The old ones do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to have one but was mainly for watching porn when we fucked.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"... want one?"

Ver good!

With regard to television - never had one in my bedroom and probably never will. Other than the kids bedrooms I only have a tv in the lounge and can’t see that changing any time soon - unless, god forbid, I become bed ridden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Used to have one but was mainly for watching porn when we fucked."

You got the TV to watch porn?

When there was perfectly food fucking going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

Ver good!

Nah TVs in kids bedrooms is worse than drag queen storytime at the library

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

tbh some great deals on TVs bigger the better,

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Television in the bedroom, Not for me.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"... want one?

Ver good!

Nah TVs in kids bedrooms is worse than drag queen storytime at the library"

My kids are in their late teens. I adore them but I’m counting down until they leave home. I’d get them a bloody kitchen in their bedroom if I had the money/room!

Actually I’d definitely go along to drag queen story time at the library!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"tbh some great deals on TVs bigger the better,"

Up to a point.

If the TV is too big you can't fit it in without doing some damage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Television in the bedroom, Not for me. "

I respect that. For some though, a TV in the bedroom is the stuff fantasies are made of

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"... want one?"
not a full one i just cross dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one? not a full one i just cross dress

CDs are a good fall back if TVs don't grab your fancy

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

Some of the old classics?

Peak Practice?

Play Misty for Me?

That sort of thing perhaps?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

Some of the old classics?

Peak Practice?

Play Misty for Me?

That sort of thing perhaps?!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

No Disney+?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

No Disney+? "

Netflix & chill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I don't and no I don't want one. Our bedroom is a place for relaxation and quality time together with no other distractions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No I don't and no I don't want one. Our bedroom is a place for relaxation and quality time together with no other distractions."

Could the right TV not assist with that? Perhaps? Maybe?

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"No I don't and no I don't want one. Our bedroom is a place for relaxation and quality time together with no other distractions.

Could the right TV not assist with that? Perhaps? Maybe?

"
.. could be right there,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No I don't and no I don't want one. Our bedroom is a place for relaxation and quality time together with no other distractions.

Could the right TV not assist with that? Perhaps? Maybe?

.. could be right there,,"

Dave gets it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dayumnnnn and there was me thinking this was one of those 'what screwdriver should I buy' threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dayumnnnn and there was me thinking this was one of those 'what screwdriver should I buy' threads!"

Yeah but ... what screwdriver SHOULD I buy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I enjoy a TV in the bedroom as it gives you a few options…….even just relaxing listening to music

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I enjoy a TV in the bedroom as it gives you a few options…….even just relaxing listening to music

Nice. Relax, listen to music, snuggle up to the TV

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I've been considering one for some time, but I'm more inclined to seek an asian model rather than european.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been considering one for some time, but I'm more inclined to seek an asian model rather than european."

Its a classic option. Thai models are highly thought of

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Edinburgh for few days

We do but she keeps biting the nails keeping her there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least there would be something good on the TV if it were in my room

No Disney+?

Netflix & chill

Is this a sex thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We do but she keeps biting the nails keeping her there

A sudden dark turn.

Kinky. But dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My TV wasn't working yesterday. Had to give it a whack on the behind and poke my finger into the hole at the back. All better now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My TV wasn't working yesterday. Had to give it a whack on the behind and poke my finger into the hole at the back. All better now.

You seem to know your stuff

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

I like my tv in bedroom and Xbox

I watch movies in bed most nights or okay games.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

I have a 40" one

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By *opman121Man over a year ago

stoke on trent

Yep and sends me zzzz every night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a 40" one "

That's very short ... more in heels I am guesssing

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"I have a 40" one

That's very short ... more in heels I am guesssing"

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

No, I use a tablet/ipad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep and sends me zzzz every night lol "

I find a TV can be quite soothing too

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i think ive changed my mind, i want a tv in my bedroom,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i think ive changed my mind, i want a tv in my bedroom,,"

Dave really gets it

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"i think ive changed my mind, i want a tv in my bedroom,,

Dave really gets it"
,xx

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

Since I have an lcd tv in the bedroom usually watched when poorly.

But it has been used to keep the children preoccupied before now

Could this be what your looking for when your asking if you would have a tv in your bedroom.

Imagine me kissing all over you,

and my hands wandering all over your body too

sliding fingers running down your spine

your naked beauty spread all over the bed

That ass of yours like a perfect peach

I want to stroke it, spank it, lick it

Kiss it, bite it, gently caress it

Those thighs so strong, I feel I must

Test their power with every thrust

hair pulled tight

cock deep inside

No more touching, no more looking

Just given a damn good fucking

giving you all the love sweet and sweaty

as I throb and expel my cum deep inside of you

That was given too sophie who asked for one but never expected one but got one.

Just to make it clear its also the same for ladies as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since I have an lcd tv in the bedroom usually watched when poorly.

But it has been used to keep the children preoccupied before now

Could this be what your looking for when your asking if you would have a tv in your bedroom.

Imagine me kissing all over you,

and my hands wandering all over your body too

sliding fingers running down your spine

your naked beauty spread all over the bed

That ass of yours like a perfect peach

I want to stroke it, spank it, lick it

Kiss it, bite it, gently caress it

Those thighs so strong, I feel I must

Test their power with every thrust

hair pulled tight

cock deep inside

No more touching, no more looking

Just given a damn good fucking

giving you all the love sweet and sweaty

as I throb and expel my cum deep inside of you

That was given too sophie who asked for one but never expected one but got one.

Just to make it clear its also the same for ladies as well

Samsung or JVC?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?"

If you’re offering….yes please

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No and no , never had one. Bedrooms are for naps and sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

If you’re offering….yes please

Any preferences?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No and no , never had one. Bedrooms are for naps and sex "

TV might help with the latter?

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By *he James gangCouple over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"And do you prefer smart TVs

That’s me out then! "

Hubba hubba Molly!

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

Samsung or JVC?

neither samsung is more of a poor mans tv and a swine for finding parts.

jvc implies its an old tv company when its not parts are also an issue to get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Samsung or JVC?

neither samsung is more of a poor mans tv and a swine for finding parts.

jvc implies its an old tv company when its not parts are also an issue to get.

Never really occurred to me that it might be hard finding TV parts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And do you prefer smart TVs

That’s me out then!

Hubba hubba Molly!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?

If you’re offering….yes please

Any preferences?"

Has to be big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?"

You offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

You offering"

Could be

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bush"

I think ours is a Bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?

You offering

Could be"

That's good enough for me.. get your ass here

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS over a year ago

kirk hammerton

I’m not quite widescreen and I am portable although you can adjust my aerial and my vertical hold works very well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not quite widescreen and I am portable although you can adjust my aerial and my vertical hold works very well"

Best place to mount?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I plug my Roku into it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

Well look after it.

A TV in the bedroom is worth 2 in the bush

I think ours is a Bush

Aha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I plug my Roku into it?

I guess ... but gently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess I don't qualify for one

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

I have a firestick in mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess I don't qualify for one "

There is a TV specially reserved for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a firestick in mine "

Does the dongle hang out of the back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess I don't qualify for one

There is a TV specially reserved for you

A 6" black and whole one on mohogany with 2 channels and tiddly knobs?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"I have a firestick in mine

Does the dongle hang out of the back?"
ya

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"I’m not quite widescreen and I am portable although you can adjust my aerial and my vertical hold works very well

Best place to mount?"
the joys of been portable you can use me anywhere x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not quite widescreen and I am portable although you can adjust my aerial and my vertical hold works very well

Best place to mount?the joys of been portable you can use me anywhere x"

*nods knowingly*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol "

Nah this one is TV or not TV

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol

Nah this one is TV or not TV"
what would normally be on the TV

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"And do you prefer smart TVs"

I definitely prefer a Smart TV in my bedroom. Pity you live so far away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol

Nah this one is TV or not TVwhat would normally be on the TV "

Depends on the TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And do you prefer smart TVs

I definitely prefer a Smart TV in my bedroom. Pity you live so far away..."

Smart dear? Who dear? Me dear?

No dear!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Mines stuck ontop of the wardrobe gathering dust

Tinder

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol

Nah this one is TV or not TVwhat would normally be on the TV

Depends on the TV"
normally nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And do you prefer smart TVs

I definitely prefer a Smart TV in my bedroom. Pity you live so far away...

Smart dear? Who dear? Me dear?

No dear!"

How very dare you..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"And do you prefer smart TVs

I definitely prefer a Smart TV in my bedroom. Pity you live so far away...

Smart dear? Who dear? Me dear?

No dear!"

Well you're not a total rag bag...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mines stuck ontop of the wardrobe gathering dust

Tinder "

Figures ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And do you prefer smart TVs

I definitely prefer a Smart TV in my bedroom. Pity you live so far away...

Smart dear? Who dear? Me dear?

No dear!

Well you're not a total rag bag..."

Maybe not quite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on im waiting

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"I’m not quite widescreen and I am portable although you can adjust my aerial and my vertical hold works very well

Best place to mount?the joys of been portable you can use me anywhere x

*nods knowingly*"
I do like someone who appreciates a good product and will polish my knob xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TV in the bedroom

I better get it turned on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"TV in the bedroom

I better get it turned on"

They font like being kept on standby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?"

This sailed over the heads of 99% of people on this thread

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've got one thanks its got a DVD player too

What’s a DVD player? .. Double Vaginal Dick play? I’d quite like one of them in my bedroom lol

Nah this one is TV or not TV"

Whether tis nobler...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... want one?

This sailed over the heads of 99% of people on this thread "
lol no it didn't as long as they bring me snacks I don't give a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They can try on my shit in my wardrobe. Be themselves. I not glamorous but it could be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe dress up in latex go shoot some guns then go get a iced latte and then go to a Burlesque show with drag queens.Then sir at a fire pondering how we got here. Fyi moonshine will strip you my bitches no matter your sexual preference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Used to have one but was mainly for watching porn when we fucked.

You got the TV to watch porn?

When there was perfectly food fucking going on?"

We enjoy watching porn to get us revved up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

This sailed over the heads of 99% of people on this thread "

Always does

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By *eard and BoobsCouple over a year ago

Portstewart

We don't have a TV in the bedroom but wouldn't mind a convincing one would be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We don't have a TV in the bedroom but wouldn't mind a convincing one would be fun "

Bedroom TV opens up all sorts of possibilities

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... want one?

This sailed over the heads of 99% of people on this thread lol no it didn't as long as they bring me snacks I don't give a fuck.

A snack dispensing TV? You might have something there!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sadly not! I've definitely got space for one, could do with enjoying some post watershed viewing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly not! I've definitely got space for one, could do with enjoying some post watershed viewing. "

They do come in a variety of sizes and styles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe dress up in latex go shoot some guns then go get a iced latte and then go to a Burlesque show with drag queens.Then sir at a fire pondering how we got here. Fyi moonshine will strip you my bitches no matter your sexual preference.

"
lol I had too much wine last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol I had too much wine last night

Too much?

Does not compute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a TV in my room but can't remember when I last used it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They do come in a variety of sizes and styles"

Not without permission they don't

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By *abuma65Man over a year ago

Gloucester

I haven't cos they stop me sleeping

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Nope no telly in mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a TV in my room but can't remember when I last used it

Poor neglected TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They do come in a variety of sizes and styles

Not without permission they don't "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't cos they stop me sleeping

There is that danger

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

It has to be curved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope no telly in mine"

Maybe you should try and TV in your room? Just as an experiment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It has to be curved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It has to be curved

So you can enjoy the experience from all angles?

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